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 I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God

I shall say this humbly and with all my heart! God Save the King!
I shall mumble this somewhat
Meh
Not too happy about this
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #80 on: July 21, 2022, 03:20:32 pm »
Honestly I don't think anyone really knows what would have happened if he'd asked for one.  The principle is that he'd be refused, but it's just a principle and I doubt the Queen would really want to get involved.While I agree with you, I didn't want use his full name because the autocorrect kind of kills the flow of what you're saying.
Fair enough mate. It's not just on here, but when I see the B word used, it looks like acceptance -  everyone's mate - that type of thing.
Whereas he's an amoral, lying, overprivileged turd that should never have been within a mile of Parliament, let alone Number 10.

People (not on here thankfully) need to understand once and for all that the likes of Johnson and his ilk despise them. They also need to stop voting for Old Etonian types, who despite what their families and tutors tell them, are no more entitled or fit to govern than you or I.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #81 on: July 21, 2022, 03:24:54 pm »
Bozo is a perfectly acceptable & apt alternative for the malevolent clown.
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #82 on: July 21, 2022, 03:28:19 pm »
Fair enough mate. It's not just on here, but when I see the B word used, it looks like acceptance -  everyone's mate - that type of thing.
Whereas he's an amoral, lying, overprivileged turd that should never have been within a mile of Parliament, let alone Number 10.

People (not on here thankfully) need to understand once and for all that the likes of Johnson and his ilk despise them. They also need to stop voting for Old Etonian types, who despite what their families and tutors tell them, are no more entitled or fit to govern than you or I.
I think you can relax when you see the B word used on RAWK to be fair, it's quite unlikely that it's going to mean acceptance on here.  Much more likely to be laziness and avoiding the autocorrect (probably more the former in my case)!
Bozo is a perfectly acceptable & apt alternative for the malevolent clown.

This might be the answer.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #83 on: July 22, 2022, 10:35:53 pm »
While I agree with you, I didn't want use his full name because the autocorrect kind of kills the flow of what you're saying.
A bit of a pet peeve of mine. I've mentioned it a number of times. It seems that most RAWKites are fine with it and find it more annoying that I keep on mentioning it. :-\
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #84 on: July 24, 2022, 09:59:06 pm »
Fuck 'em.
Difficult part is how to fuck 'em.
Safest way, first off fuck the organs of ministry, the BBC, The Times, The Gaurdian etc
but for you lot that is already a reach too far.

Royalist Centrist Right Wing Campbellites.

And you go to Anfield,
you should be ashamed of yourselves,
but no, it's not you, you did what what you were told, you believe.
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #85 on: July 25, 2022, 07:12:07 am »
Fuck 'em.
Difficult part is how to fuck 'em.
Safest way, first off fuck the organs of ministry, the BBC, The Times, The Gaurdian etc
but for you lot that is already a reach too far.

Royalist Centrist Right Wing Campbellites.

And you go to Anfield,
you should be ashamed of yourselves,
but no, it's not you, you did what what you were told, you believe.

The Guardian is neither centre right or an organ of ministry
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #86 on: July 25, 2022, 05:51:12 pm »
If it's not those then what is it, it certainly isn't left and it certainly isn't for the people. I know they did Bridget Jones' Diary, but it's no longer The Thinking Man's Paper.

How would you know?

Back to the monarchy. A trick to subdue the masses. If you can convince someone to believe that a group of people deserve wealth and power unavailable to any other member of society, purely due to their bloodline, you can be conned into supporting any injustice.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2022, 05:55:41 pm by Wilmo »
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #87 on: July 25, 2022, 06:11:34 pm »
How would you know?

Back to the monarchy. A trick to subdue the masses. If you can convince someone to believe that a group of people deserve wealth and power unavailable to any other member of society, purely due to their bloodline, you can be conned into supporting any injustice.

You got me on the bold, a friend claims he learned everything about women from her Diary. I do not refrain from underhand tricks to bolster my argument. Good spot, Wilmo  :)

The rest of your post, spot on.

I have no sources I can locate but I am very sure Claire Rayner was booted off tv for saying the royals were simply the biggest gang in town and no different to anybody else.
Less sure about this but David Bellamy also lost his tv presence for similar statements.



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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #88 on: July 28, 2022, 09:16:26 pm »
I had to google ‘pegging’ after the latest rumours about our god-appointed future king tore through Twitter… 😳

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #89 on: July 28, 2022, 10:47:44 pm »
I had to google ‘pegging’ after the latest rumours about our god-appointed future king tore through Twitter… 😳
Liar ;D

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #90 on: July 28, 2022, 10:48:29 pm »
I had to google ‘pegging’ after the latest rumours about our god-appointed future king tore through Twitter… 😳

Had to.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #91 on: July 28, 2022, 10:53:53 pm »

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #92 on: July 28, 2022, 10:54:30 pm »
Liar ;D

Google pegging is a serious upping of the ante...
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Re: The Monarchy
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« Reply #94 on: July 29, 2022, 10:31:30 am »
2022 turning out to be anus horribilis

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #95 on: July 30, 2022, 10:35:57 am »
Having a mistress always ends up as a pain in the arse.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #96 on: July 30, 2022, 12:12:38 pm »
Having a mistress always ends up as a pain in the arse.

Press usually takes them down a peg or two...
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #97 on: July 30, 2022, 09:22:17 pm »
Charlie took a £1 million cheque from the Bin Laden family for his 'Charitable Foundation' according to the Sunday Times.

Imagine that. One of the most despicable, bloodthirsty families on history... taking money from a bunch of Saudis.
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #98 on: August 1, 2022, 09:48:40 am »
Charlie took a £1 million cheque from the Bin Laden family for his 'Charitable Foundation' according to the Sunday Times.

Imagine that. One of the most despicable, bloodthirsty families on history... taking money from a bunch of Saudis.
nothing new there. The "elite" have never had any morals.. even Bush {both of them} where dealing with the Bin Laden fmaily long before, and after 9/11  https://www.denverpost.com/2006/09/11/bush-ties-to-bin-laden-haunt-grim-anniversary/
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #99 on: August 1, 2022, 10:46:44 am »
Charlie took a £1 million cheque from the Bin Laden family for his 'Charitable Foundation' according to the Sunday Times.

Imagine that. One of the most despicable, bloodthirsty families on history... taking money from a bunch of Saudis.

His mum's been swapping race horses and entertaining the Saudis for decades.
Not to mention the money she earns from selling weapons to them as well.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #100 on: August 6, 2022, 01:34:04 am »
Fuck 'em.
Difficult part is how to fuck 'em.
Safest way, first off fuck the organs of ministry, the BBC, The Times, The Gaurdian etc
but for you lot that is already a reach too far.

Royalist Centrist Right Wing Campbellites.

And you go to Anfield,
you should be ashamed of yourselves,
but no, it's not you, you did what what you were told, you believe.
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #101 on: August 6, 2022, 10:46:07 am »
This is what I don't understand. The Royals have got a ridiculous amount of wealth that has really come from the UK population.

The UK is fucked and needs something, anything to relieve the pressure. If they really gave a shiny shite about the UK and the people then they could step in and help the country financially while we weather the Brexit, Tory and Banking issues facing us.

But they won't, cos they don't.


That's why they need to be gone and disbanded. The Tories love selling shit off, so once we've disbanded them, the Tories should be forced to sell The Houses of Parliament and every other London building used by Government. They should be forced to sell off Windsor Castle, Buckingham Palace and all the rest and the money used to bolster the Nations finanaces.

Government themselves should be forced to do their shit in somewhere like Slough in a rented office and all their houses should be in the poorest area - and they are only allowed to claim up to £7.99 day expenses. That should help the UK start to recover (Not least because the thieving arseholes that 'run' the country would leave once their unearned gravy train ceased)
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #102 on: August 6, 2022, 10:51:49 am »
This is what I don't understand. The Royals have got a ridiculous amount of wealth that has really come from the UK population.

The UK is fucked and needs something, anything to relieve the pressure. If they really gave a shiny shite about the UK and the people then they could step in and help the country financially while we weather the Brexit, Tory and Banking issues facing us.

But they won't, cos they don't.


That's why they need to be gone and disbanded. The Tories love selling shit off, so once we've disbanded them, the Tories should be forced to sell The Houses of Parliament and every other London building used by Government. They should be forced to sell off Windsor Castle, Buckingham Palace and all the rest and the money used to bolster the Nations finanaces.

Government themselves should be forced to do their shit in somewhere like Slough in a rented office and all their houses should be in the poorest area - and they are only allowed to claim up to £7.99 day expenses. That should help the UK start to recover (Not least because the thieving arseholes that 'run' the country would leave once their unearned gravy train ceased)

Privatise the Royal Family? What a good idea, if they bring in as much wealth as claimed investors will be clamouring to pay to keep them in the height of opulence.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #103 on: August 19, 2022, 05:11:00 pm »
I see Prince Edward's daughter is going to go to St Andrews University.

Probably reasoned 'better St Andrews than Uncle Andrews'
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #104 on: August 23, 2022, 02:17:17 am »
Anyone stay up to watch the Ch 4 programme ‘The Princess and Panorama’?

Even the most trusting of BBC supporters would find it impossible to conclude other than that they are weak, corrupt, compromised and very poorly led.
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #105 on: September 8, 2022, 12:46:04 pm »
Not looking good for Lizzie.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #106 on: September 8, 2022, 12:47:16 pm »
She is on her lazzies.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #107 on: September 8, 2022, 12:49:28 pm »
Looks like having to deal with Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson and Liz Truss in one day may have finally finished her off :-\
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« Reply #108 on: September 8, 2022, 12:49:44 pm »
I wonder how much taxpayers money will be used for the funeral while families up and down the nation struggle to heat their homes and feed their kids
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« Reply #109 on: September 8, 2022, 12:49:56 pm »
Not looking good for Lizzie.
yep think she's on her last legs, we might get some time off for national mourning 🤞
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #110 on: September 8, 2022, 12:50:11 pm »
It wont help too much, but we might not be far away from having a head of state who objects to the Rwanda policy on moral grounds.

As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.

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« Reply #111 on: September 8, 2022, 12:50:48 pm »
I wonder how much taxpayers money will be used for the funeral while families up and down the nation struggle to heat their homes and feed their kids
it will run into tens of millions if not more
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« Reply #112 on: September 8, 2022, 12:50:52 pm »
Senior Royals heading up to Balmoral. She's a gonner.

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« Reply #113 on: September 8, 2022, 12:52:40 pm »
She looked really frail when she greeted Truss the other day, looks like Charlie Boy may get his calling quite soon
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« Reply #114 on: September 8, 2022, 12:54:00 pm »
Brown bread

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« Reply #115 on: September 8, 2022, 12:55:43 pm »
‘Comfortable’ most likely means comfortable and ready to pass right?

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« Reply #116 on: September 8, 2022, 12:56:38 pm »
No it's not looking good for her at all.

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« Reply #117 on: September 8, 2022, 12:56:51 pm »
Fucks sake Truss. Everything she touches turns to shit.

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« Reply #118 on: September 8, 2022, 12:56:53 pm »
‘Comfortable’ most likely means comfortable and ready to pass right?

Possibly. Given the mood in the commons earlier and the rush of William, Charlie and Camilla to get up there you feel it is a matter of time.

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« Reply #119 on: September 8, 2022, 12:57:57 pm »
One meeting with Truss and she's losing the will to live .
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