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Re: Beards
« Reply #40 on: November 5, 2008, 12:20:19 pm »
I have a beard.  But it's ginger.  I assume this alone is the reason I am snubbed by society.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #41 on: November 5, 2008, 12:21:21 pm »
Beards are ace...

That photo is hilarious. Were you trying to look all far-sighted & distinguished... ;)

I do agree though, beards are ace... you fucking beardy bastard.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #42 on: November 5, 2008, 01:12:24 pm »
I havent had a shave since Friday and have got a fair bit of stubble going on. The boss saw me at the coffee machine today and asked if I was going for the 'IRA Prisoner look' ??

I cant decide whether to grow it a bit more and have the permastubble look, or whether to have a shave tonight. Only thing is, it'll hurt like fuck hacking it all away. Bloody shaving..... I would have laser removal on my face but I'd look like Gok Wan then.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #43 on: November 5, 2008, 01:37:06 pm »
I have a beard.  But it's ginger.  I assume this alone is the reason I am snubbed by society.

Actually, it's two fold.....having a beard and being ginger.

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Re: Beards
« Reply #44 on: November 5, 2008, 01:50:02 pm »
Have a 2 monther going on right now, and Love\Hate the beard thing at the moment.





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Re: Beards
« Reply #45 on: November 5, 2008, 02:47:50 pm »
Bumfluff, now there's a topic



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Re: Beards
« Reply #46 on: November 6, 2008, 12:03:45 am »
 I'm currently growing a beard; shall keep it smart, but not shave it off and just leave it till I can wrap it aroud my neck in winter. It taking its time though haha.

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Re: Beards
« Reply #47 on: November 6, 2008, 12:08:47 am »
I cant grow a beard, so I`ll just transplant some hair from me arse
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Re: Beards
« Reply #48 on: November 6, 2008, 12:28:34 am »
I have a beard....Lo hates it.

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Re: Beards
« Reply #49 on: November 6, 2008, 12:30:40 am »
ah.. you spotted that. If only I had a pipe...

I'm afraid you would be teetering dangerously close to debonaire if you did.

He looks like a right Diva dont he ? work.....
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;D  Exactement...  How is it that you come to know that little song then?

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Re: Beards
« Reply #50 on: November 6, 2008, 01:03:21 am »
I'm afraid you would be teetering dangerously close to debonaire if you did.

;D  Exactement...  How is it that you come to know that little song then?
Im a dj who used to be into my New York/Chicago House in the early 90's,id hear the odd track like that.often remixed by Junior Vasquez or Danny Tenaglia :P just glad someomne else got it  ;D PHEW !!

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Re: Beards
« Reply #51 on: November 6, 2008, 02:51:19 am »
Im a dj who used to be into my New York/Chicago House in the early 90's,id hear the odd track like that.often remixed by Junior Vasquez or Danny Tenaglia :P just glad someomne else got it  ;D PHEW !!
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Ah, quite innocent then. Not in fact a secret RuPaul fan.  :)

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Re: Beards
« Reply #52 on: November 8, 2008, 09:36:40 pm »
That photo is hilarious. Were you trying to look all far-sighted & distinguished... ;)


What do you mean, ''trying' ???


I'm starting to get called Mr Twit now by the wife, but revenge is sweet in the mornings. I have noticed tho that when I walk down the streets, mothers hold their daughters hands just that little bit tighter.

Am going for one of these tho... how good does he look?





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Re: Beards
« Reply #53 on: November 8, 2008, 10:12:15 pm »
You look like you're about to go on a killing spree!

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Re: Beards
« Reply #54 on: November 8, 2008, 10:40:10 pm »
Just think of all the things you'll be able to smuggle with a beard that big.

You're well on the way there, just work on your posing a bit, and go for less of the intense nostril flair, and more of the haughty countenance, and before you know it, you too will look like a time traveler.

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Re: Beards
« Reply #55 on: November 9, 2008, 03:22:11 am »
I calculate that the number of beardy people on RAWK is still far too low.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #56 on: November 9, 2008, 03:37:05 am »
beards... u lazy bastaaads ! :P

lol, what am i talkin about, i shave every 3-4 days !! haha

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Re: Beards
« Reply #57 on: November 9, 2008, 04:12:10 am »
Scroobius Pip's ain't bad


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Re: Beards
« Reply #58 on: November 9, 2008, 10:51:05 am »
each to their own

I hate them, don't know where it came from I just do

must be a man thing

they are rare at the moment in the UK I agree, along with tache's
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Re: Beards
« Reply #59 on: November 9, 2008, 11:14:21 am »

they are rare at the moment in the UK I agree, along with tache's

We went on a mates Stag doo to Ibiza in June. Few of the lads decided to have a laugh and grow a tash for the day we went, then word passed round and everyone going should do it.

Turns up at the airport 30 of us going, just one lad had a tash, everyone else, bottled it or couldn't be arsed. No one could be arsed telling him though and he was left looking like a right muppet. Funny though!

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Re: Beards
« Reply #60 on: November 9, 2008, 11:44:45 am »
You look like you're about to go on a killing spree!

Wouldn't be the first time for Rob.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #61 on: November 9, 2008, 12:52:32 pm »


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Re: Beards
« Reply #62 on: November 9, 2008, 01:11:10 pm »
Beards are for serial killers...

Not sure your theory pans out;







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Re: Beards
« Reply #63 on: November 9, 2008, 01:16:30 pm »
Speaking of muzzies

Grew a badboy handlebar effort a few months back

It was the shit
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Re: Beards
« Reply #64 on: November 9, 2008, 01:17:00 pm »
Speaking of muzzies

Grew a badboy handlebar effort a few months back

It was shit
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Re: Beards
« Reply #65 on: November 9, 2008, 01:21:23 pm »

What do you mean, ''trying' ???


I'm starting to get called Mr Twit now by the wife, but revenge is sweet in the mornings. I have noticed tho that when I walk down the streets, mothers hold their daughters hands just that little bit tighter.

Am going for one of these tho... how good does he look?






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Re: Beards
« Reply #66 on: November 9, 2008, 01:37:56 pm »




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Re: Beards
« Reply #67 on: November 9, 2008, 01:45:32 pm »
To be fair Manson looks tame in comparison :)
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Re: Beards
« Reply #68 on: November 9, 2008, 02:53:42 pm »
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Re: Beards
« Reply #69 on: November 9, 2008, 03:53:01 pm »
True, you could also have Shipman but it doesn't exactly hold water considering how many there are without beards.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #70 on: November 9, 2008, 05:10:40 pm »
Down with beards but tash's...

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Re: Beards
« Reply #71 on: December 3, 2008, 07:58:20 pm »
Down with beards but tash's...

There are plenty of pubs for people with a tach...
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Re: Beards
« Reply #72 on: December 3, 2008, 08:09:02 pm »
Thinking of growing one of these bad boys myself:


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Re: Beards
« Reply #73 on: December 3, 2008, 08:18:26 pm »
Here's one he grew earlier...


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Re: Beards
« Reply #74 on: December 3, 2008, 08:28:48 pm »
there's still not enough beards in sport.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #75 on: December 3, 2008, 08:35:29 pm »
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Re: Beards
« Reply #76 on: January 7, 2010, 07:43:10 pm »
Beard-tastic.

If you see somebody around the Garston area that looks a bit like this, the chances are it is me.

To quote the opening post, beards are ace. 8)

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Re: Beards
« Reply #77 on: January 7, 2010, 07:55:46 pm »
Got a grade 2 stubble going on at the moment. Too bad it's not consistent and makes me like a 14 year old

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Re: Beards
« Reply #78 on: January 7, 2010, 08:14:26 pm »
moustache are under rated i think...it needs to do a come back
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Re: Beards
« Reply #79 on: January 7, 2010, 09:03:59 pm »
Mine grows, but not together. It seems that it doesnt seem to like each other.

Looks fuckin stupid.
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