Author Topic: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help! (Read 102869 times)

Rox · « **Reply #360 on:** December 11, 2011, 09:24:10 pm »

My Christmas present to my fellow RAWKites is to bump this thread. There may be some younguns who missed this, so enjoy. RAWK at it's best. Enjoy.

Chinbits · « **Reply #361 on:** December 11, 2011, 09:28:16 pm »

Cheers Rox, it's amazing

And Could He Play · « **Reply #362 on:** December 11, 2011, 09:28:49 pm »

i have never read this before.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #363 on:** December 11, 2011, 09:31:54 pm »

ok , i have read it before.

Chinbits · « **Reply #364 on:** December 11, 2011, 09:32:21 pm »

Quote from: GinKop on February 24, 2008, 08:46:15 pm

i love threads like this...

"My Johnson is stuck in the kettle"

El Denzel Pepito · « **Reply #365 on:** December 14, 2011, 09:29:34 pm »

Never gets old!

El_Pistolero7 · « **Reply #366 on:** December 14, 2011, 10:13:56 pm »

haha thanks enjoyed that

general change if that's easier · « **Reply #367 on:** December 15, 2011, 10:16:04 am »

Fucking class. Thanks for the bump.

Ycuzz · « **Reply #368 on:** December 15, 2011, 11:42:01 am »

Aah yes. One of the glory threads this.

kj999 · « **Reply #369 on:** December 15, 2011, 11:34:31 pm »

i'm fucking crying here, this is golden!!!

great thread

Garstonite · « **Reply #370 on:** December 15, 2011, 11:54:01 pm »

Ten courics!

1892-WELLZ · « **Reply #371 on:** December 16, 2011, 02:09:52 am »

so happy to see this again....

RedMarko · « **Reply #372 on:** January 3, 2012, 04:48:34 pm »

Quote from: Ciara (with a capital "C") on February 24, 2008, 10:07:32 pm

Swallow some unset jelly juice and then lie down in a large fridge. Hopefully it'll set inside the jelly. Then you'll have jelly shits!

Take pictures!

That was my favourite suggestion!

LanceLink!!!!! · « **Reply #373 on:** January 3, 2012, 05:08:50 pm »

I swallowed a friends rather large diamond earring once whilst under the influence, could of shredded my insides, stupid thing to do, wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

Had to wait a couple of days until it 'passed through', sifting and squeezing through your own shit wearing a yellow marigold is one of the oddest things I have done.

Rox · « **Reply #374 on:** December 27, 2012, 03:30:07 pm »

At this time of year, I like to resurrect this thread for those who haven't seen it.

It's Christmas, so you have to expect repeats of classic threads...!

chromed · « **Reply #375 on:** December 27, 2012, 11:51:57 pm »

Just seen this.

Boss thread

peelyon · « **Reply #376 on:** December 28, 2012, 12:38:20 am »

Never seen this before! Wonder why Barrowboy never mentioned it in any of the rugby league threads

! Tyvm Rox!

evie · « **Reply #377 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:47:42 pm »

Reading this again, it get's funnier every time

rusty-la · « **Reply #378 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:48:49 pm »

Spent many a happy hour in this thread

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #379 on:** December 29, 2012, 01:53:10 pm »

Quote from: Ciara (with a capital "C") on February 24, 2008, 10:29:16 pm

It'd be funny if he just swallowed a fly or something.

Though not a funny as how abruptly he disappeared.

I remember a few years ago there was 3 of us in my mates house spliffing away. He's a posey bastard who loves to look at himself in the mirror and shower 3 times a day. So he decides to get a shower at around 11pm. Whilst in the shower, me and the other guy decided to roll a spliff each. Being such sound fuckers, we rolled him one too. While rolling his, I seen a dead fly on the floor, and wondered how it would taste in a joint. Apparently it doesnt make a difference

tinman1 · « **Reply #380 on:** December 29, 2012, 01:57:45 pm »

Great thread. What ever happened to BigDavaLad??

Statto Red · « **Reply #381 on:** December 29, 2012, 06:15:50 pm »

Not seen this thread before, but has to be tied for thread of the year with Effes thread, were he admits to watching Animal Porn.

Elf Pistolero_7 · « **Reply #382 on:** December 29, 2012, 10:54:37 pm »

Thanks for the bump. Hadn't read this before. Classic thread. Glad the story had a happy ending.

Red_Potato · « **Reply #383 on:** August 20, 2014, 09:09:16 pm »

If you need a break from the transfer forum, here you go.
Missed it's Xmas 2013 revival....

Spanish Al · « **Reply #384 on:** August 20, 2014, 09:23:24 pm »

One of RAWK's finest. Barrowboy not been active for a year now, however. Wonder if he and his ringpull are getting on okay.

Red Genius · « **Reply #385 on:** August 20, 2014, 09:25:46 pm »

ahhhh so many old faces that don't pass on by anymore! Always good for a laugh this thread

Ziltoid · « **Reply #386 on:** August 20, 2014, 09:25:58 pm »

Quote from: ۩ Imperator ۩ on February 24, 2008, 10:09:14 pm

And of course Richard professes to be an expert on all of it: "When I was fishing around with my arm up Judy's colon last week, I found a 43 year old Sindy doll, and when I pulled it out, out came a torrent of about 6 gallons of Beafeater Gin."

Jesus, I'm in tears here. It's still an absolute classic.

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #387 on:** October 26, 2015, 09:28:08 pm »

I love this thread

AlphaDelta · « **Reply #388 on:** October 26, 2015, 09:55:28 pm »

Just nearly wet myself laughing at this, never seen it before. The part where Barrowboy tells us he's ate two banana's and a Penguin literally had tears streaming down my face.

Comedy gold - RAWK at its finest.

BigAl24 · « **Reply #389 on:** October 29, 2015, 02:01:38 pm »

Dubred · « **Reply #390 on:** October 29, 2015, 03:44:17 pm »

How did I miss this thread before??

Ziltoid · « **Reply #391 on:** October 29, 2015, 04:10:50 pm »

Quote from: Barrowboy on February 26, 2008, 12:59:53 pm

At 8.20am this morning in work I finally gave birth to a shiny ring pull, it was quite emotional for me, never been so pleased to take a regular morning dump in my life.

Had a massive shite due to all the bananas and veg I've been eating but had to do it in a bucket so I could sift through it all, found it straight away. I never felt any pain whatsoever and it came out precisely 36 hours after I'd swallowed it. I'll try and get a photo on here later but theres really nothing much to see.

At least I don't have any blockages

This post is still emotional. The ring pull was 7 years old on 26th February this year - next year we need to hold a little party. Wonder how it's doing at school etc. Wonder if Barrowboy will lose any child tax credits

Statto Red · « **Reply #392 on:** March 23, 2016, 10:50:33 pm »

Bump.

kopite17 · « **Reply #393 on:** July 23, 2017, 05:39:59 pm »

Purple Red · « **Reply #394 on:** July 24, 2017, 07:46:53 am »

What a thread.

Wabaloolah · « **Reply #395 on:** August 20, 2017, 01:52:59 am »

Only just seen this, my second favourite thread behind the "Someone's fucking changed my username to Baldrick one!"

Oddball · « **Reply #396 on:** August 20, 2017, 02:42:54 am »

Quote from: shelts on August 20, 2017, 01:52:59 am

Only just seen this, my second favourite thread behind the "Someone's fucking changed my username to Baldrick one!"

One of many from RAWK over the years. Did you find it in here

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=298797.0

if not as you can see, theres plenty more good stuff on offer.

Ycuzz · « **Reply #397 on:** August 20, 2017, 05:05:21 pm »

Ah, another golden one this. Up there with the catflap and Maria..

Scarlet` · « **Reply #398 on:** October 18, 2017, 10:31:48 am »

Goodness me, someone has the bright idea to post here instead of going to the A&E...

Groundskeeper Willie · « **Reply #399 on:** October 20, 2017, 09:37:14 am »

I was going to give my kids a snack but had to postpone it to see how this turned out.

He had a shit in a bucket.