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Offline CHOPPER

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Dear God
« on: September 14, 2020, 08:10:44 pm »
You're probably a member of RAWK, so here goes... having said that though, you are everywhere, so you're probably on GOT as well?...hmmmmm?.... any way, here goes, again...



You're taking the piss a bit with the Covid thing now, I reckon. 

Any chance you can take your foot of the gas there, and could you do something with the weather whilst you are at it.


Not feeling it at the moment big guy.


Yours

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PS. Could you possibly do anything about the price of Sea Bass?
« Last Edit: September 14, 2020, 08:12:35 pm by CHOPPER »
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Re: Dear God
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2020, 08:15:36 pm »
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Re: Dear God
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2020, 08:17:34 pm »
"I just built 14 more solar systems this morning, and you want me looking up the price of sea bass? Seriously?"

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Re: Dear God
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2020, 10:20:07 am »
Pandemics
Weather
Deforestation
Animal extinction

Oh. And my morning digestion issues as well. Dont know why but I have been farting a lot in the mornings in the last couple of days. Goes away at noon.
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Re: Dear God
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2020, 10:36:37 am »
Could you do some smiting for me?

I have a list.
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Re: Dear God
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2020, 11:29:03 am »
The Original - Grand Oral Disseminator

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Re: Dear God
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2020, 05:35:06 pm »
What Chopper says and, can I get a second job that pays a lot and where I have to do little, so I can complete the savings and fuck off from Mexico?

Thanks! I'll continue on being nice!
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Re: Dear God
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2020, 12:10:38 pm »
Where are ye fella?

And Sea Bass has gone up!
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Re: Dear God
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2020, 06:24:52 am »
Quote from: CHOPPER on September 26, 2020, 12:10:38 pm
Where are ye fella?

And Sea Bass has gone up!
I hear its trebled
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Re: Dear God
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2020, 09:13:47 am »
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Re: Dear God
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2020, 01:08:06 pm »
Quote from: Ghost Town on October 11, 2020, 06:24:52 am
I hear its trebled
Thought you might have hooked a few with that one.
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Re: Dear God
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2020, 03:08:46 pm »
Quote from: Feline Posterior Cavity ∗ on October 11, 2020, 01:08:06 pm
Thought you might have hooked a few with that one.
That's what I was angling for
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Re: Dear God
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2020, 03:12:37 pm »
Quote from: Ghost Town on October 11, 2020, 03:08:46 pm
That's what I was angling for
I thought you were stringing us along at first.
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Re: Dear God
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2020, 03:19:55 pm »
Quote from: Feline Posterior Cavity ∗ on October 11, 2020, 03:12:37 pm
I thought you were stringing us along at first.
It's OK, no need to fret
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Re: Dear God
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2020, 11:54:55 am »
For those who do.

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And those who don't.

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Re: Dear God
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2020, 08:53:37 pm »
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Re: Dear God
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2020, 08:55:22 pm »
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Re: Dear God
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2020, 10:01:38 pm »
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Re: Dear God
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2020, 10:09:43 pm »
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Re: Dear God
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2021, 10:01:48 pm »
Quote from: CHOPPER on September 14, 2020, 08:10:44 pm
You're probably a member of RAWK, so here goes... having said that though, you are everywhere, so you're probably on GOT as well?...hmmmmm?.... any way, here goes, again...



You're taking the piss a bit with the Covid thing now, I reckon. 

Any chance you can take your foot of the gas there, and could you do something with the weather whilst you are at it.


Not feeling it at the moment big guy.


Yours

CHOPPER





PS. Could you possibly do anything about the price of Sea Bass?


And then GOD said,"Was it worth it, in the end?"
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dios esta buena

Offline ChaChaMooMoo

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Re: Dear God
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2021, 08:46:45 am »
Quote from: princeoftherocks on May 24, 2021, 10:01:48 pm

And then GOD said,"Was it worth it, in the end?"

It doesnt even matter...
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Re: Dear God
« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2021, 09:13:45 pm »
« Last Edit: May 31, 2021, 09:42:31 pm by princeoftherocks »
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