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Re: Xerdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2018, 09:01:11 pm »
Nice. Welcome.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Xerdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2018, 09:01:40 pm »
Welcome lad! Hopefully you’ll achieve huge success here! Much needed depth!

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Re: Xerdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
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Re: Xerdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2018, 09:01:49 pm »

Welcome to the greatest football club on earth XS23  ;D

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Re: Xerdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2018, 09:02:07 pm »
9pm it was then, welcome to Liverpool
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Re: Xerdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2018, 09:02:39 pm »
Welcome Xherdan!  :champ

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Re: Xerdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2018, 09:03:25 pm »
You missed a h!

https://twitter.com/LFC/status/1017860704345477120 - he looks fat in this video.

Anyway, good depth, someone who can play out wide. He's at a club with a good manager and attacking philosophy. He's surrounded by world class players. He's in a great position to reach his potential now. Welcome!

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Re: Xerdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2018, 09:04:39 pm »
Kloppo speaks:

“I think the English phrase to explain the decision to sign Xherdan is a ‘no-brainer’. When someone like him becomes available in this way you have to react if you are smart – and we have,” the manager told Liverpoolfc.com.

“He has speed and ability, has the right amount of arrogance on the football pitch, real bravery to want the ball and influence things. To play for us these are mandatory requirements.

“We are the perfect move for him in this moment as well I think, because he needs to push himself and challenge himself and our environment encourages that. We will want him to express himself but also learn and improve the areas of his game where he can still make progression.

“From our perspective, he is someone who makes a big difference to the squad and team, because he can fit in so many positions in our system. He gives us greater flexibility in how we can use our current players also. This is cool.

“I know him well from his time in Switzerland and especially Germany – I have been a long-time admirer. But the added bonus now is that he knows the Premier League and what it takes to perform in this uniquely intense environment. He also did really well at the World Cup – so he comes to us full of belief and confidence.

“Finally, Xherdan the person will fit in perfectly at Liverpool I believe. He has personality and drive – he is someone who will feed off the positive emotion of our crowd. He joins a dressing room of really good lads and I know they will welcome him with open arms and help him settle and integrate quickly.”


https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/307047-shaqiri-liverpool-fc-signing-jurgen-klopp

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2018, 09:07:10 pm »
Hi  :wave

Let's hope he goes as well as the last fella we signed from a club that went down
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2018, 09:08:06 pm »
I agree with Klopp that Shaqiri has the ability and arrogance. For 13m that is indeed a no-brainer. Even Matt Ritchie would cost more than that.

Welcome to Liverpool, lad.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2018, 09:08:14 pm »
Shaqiri Shaqiri... [/Wyclef Jean]

Welcome to the Liverpool Country, Xherdan! :scarf

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2018, 09:08:16 pm »


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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2018, 09:08:27 pm »
Yes, get in. He's coming in as a reinforcement and a pretty damn good one as well. Glad we got this done. Klopp looks happy so that's good enough for me ;D

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2018, 09:09:40 pm »
Y.N.W.A.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2018, 09:09:41 pm »
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2018, 09:10:10 pm »
Klopp believes in him, so I'm excited to see what he will do for us.
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2018, 09:10:51 pm »
Welcome to Liverpool, Xherdan!

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2018, 09:11:41 pm »
Welcome Shaq!!

Get the fuck in! Quality back up for Salah at a cheap as chips price.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2018, 09:11:55 pm »
good signing, it really is, very dynamic player always liked him.
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2018, 09:12:00 pm »
Welcome, Big Shaq.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2018, 09:12:04 pm »
I imagine our tiny hench Swiss hero being rolled into a Melwood like a keg of ale. Welcome!

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2018, 09:12:55 pm »
X gon' give it to ya
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #26 on: July 13, 2018, 09:13:23 pm »


I'm kinda bitterly laughing at the fact that I'd look just as "tall" as Shaqiri standing beside Klopp ;D

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2018, 09:13:24 pm »
Welcome Shaqiri, YA BEAUTY!

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #28 on: July 13, 2018, 09:13:41 pm »
Those are great pictures of Kloppo and Shaqiri.
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #29 on: July 13, 2018, 09:15:04 pm »


Welcome Xherdan. Just love that photo.
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2018, 09:15:25 pm »

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #32 on: July 13, 2018, 09:15:37 pm »
Welcome Xherdan, now go and have similar season to the other Basel product we have ;)

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #35 on: July 13, 2018, 09:17:37 pm »
Who's the biggest competition.

Shaq hasn't got any hope with meeting Jürgen and Virgil today  ;D It's like land of the giants for him!

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #36 on: July 13, 2018, 09:17:38 pm »
Excellent news for all Reds.

He beats men. Things open up when he’s on the ball. He’s never played with such talent around him before. Liverpool are becoming an extremely scary team.
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #37 on: July 13, 2018, 09:17:49 pm »
The net spend boys are quiet tonight

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #38 on: July 13, 2018, 09:18:38 pm »
He is literally the best Liverpool player I have ever seen in my lifetime, and I've seen Dominic Matteo.

Well in!
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #39 on: July 13, 2018, 09:18:46 pm »
Welcome Xherdan. Just love that photo.
Boss isnt it

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