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« Reply #55480 on: July 11, 2019, 02:41:22 pm »
Flipping heck, that's obscure.  Is the 14 a 'common' reference anywhere?

Common enough that if someone uses it (usually "14 words") you should probably assume the worst. Nobody's accidentally using it like they might use 88 as a birth year in an online handle
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« Reply #55481 on: July 11, 2019, 03:42:56 pm »
FOX News
Trump rails against ‘Fake News’ in bizarre tirade, warns industry will fold when he leaves office
 Brooke Singman 
54 mins ago


President Trump teed off on the news media in a bizarre Twitter rant Thursday morning ahead of a big social media summit at the White House slated for later in the day.

The string of tweets attacked the news media and claimed the industry would go out of business when he leaves office, even suggesting outlets would be forced to endorse him this cycle for the sake of their own survival.

He went on to alternately praise himself, lob insults at familiar targets in the 2020 Democratic field and even joke about serving more than two terms.

TRUMP DECLARES VICTORY OVER 'DEEP STATE'

“The White House will be hosting a very big and very important Social Media Summit today. Would I have become President without Social Media? Yes (probably)! At its conclusion, we will all go to the beautiful Rose Garden for a News Conference on the Census and Citizenship,” Trump began. “A big subject today at the White House Social Media Summit will be the tremendous dishonesty, bias, discrimination and suppression practiced by certain companies. We will not let them get away with it much longer. The Fake News Media will also be there, but for a limited period.”

He continued: “The Fake News is not as important, or as powerful, as Social Media. They have lost tremendous credibility since that day in November, 2016, that I came down the escalator with the person who was to become your future First Lady,” Trump tweeted. (The president apparently confused his dates, as the escalator ride he referenced happened in June 2015 when he announced his presidential bid.)

“When I ultimately leave office in six years, or maybe 10 or 14 (just kidding), they will quickly go out of business for lack of credibility, or approval, from the public. That’s why they will all be Endorsing me at some point, one way or the other.”

Thursday's tweet was not the first time the president joked about staying in office past the two-term limit. Last month, Trump tweeted a video about running "4eva."

The president went on Thursday to slam 2020 Democratic presidential contenders, deploying his nicknames for former Vice President Joe Biden, South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg and Sen. Elizabeth Warren — and suggesting the country would rather have him as president, as he praised his own physical and mental attributes.

“Could you imagine having Sleepy Joe Biden, or @AlfredENeuman99 or a very nervous and skinny version of Pocahontas (1000/24th), as your President, rather than what you have now, so great looking and smart, a true Stable Genius!” Trump tweeted. “Sorry to say that even Social Media would be driven out of business along with, and finally, the Fake News Media!”

The president’s Twitter screed comes as his social media account has been in the headlines. A federal appeals court decision this week said Trump is no longer allowed to block people on Twitter over statements he does not like.

The 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals noted that because Trump uses Twitter to communicate with the public about his administration, and his account is open to the public for people to comment on his posts, it warrants constitutional free speech protection under the First Amendment.

“We do conclude,” the opinion said, “that the First Amendment does not permit a public official who utilizes a social media account for all manner of official purposes to exclude persons from an otherwise‐open online dialogue because they expressed views with which the official disagrees.”

According to court documents, Trump admitted that he blocked the plaintiffs in the case in 2017 after they posted tweets that “criticized him or his policies.” Once they were blocked, they were no longer able to view Trump’s tweets while logged in, and no longer had access to reply to tweets or view comment threads on Trump’s Twitter page.

The First Amendment prohibits government discrimination against a person’s free speech based on their viewpoint. Trump claimed that his Twitter account is private, so the First Amendment should not apply.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-rails-against-fake-news-in-bizarre-tirade-warns-industry-will-fold-when-he-leaves-office/ar-AAEb8Zx?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout
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« Reply #55482 on: July 11, 2019, 03:43:38 pm »
Time for a strait jacket methinks.
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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55483 on: July 11, 2019, 04:07:06 pm »
She is jumped the shark quoting Eva Peron...

Trump started that with her.

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« Reply #55484 on: July 11, 2019, 04:37:08 pm »
Trump started that with her.

And she went and googled some quotes, presumably not knowing much about her, and tried to use them to praise herself as "of the people".

Was quite dumb

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« Reply #55485 on: July 11, 2019, 04:58:57 pm »
wow...just wow at that Trump tirade.


How do Americans not get this guy shot or whatever is beyond me, wow.

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« Reply #55486 on: July 11, 2019, 06:30:32 pm »
wow...just wow at that Trump tirade.

Every day I say I've had enough, I'm going to ignore this for a year until election season heats up, and every day I get sucked back in. It's maddening

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« Reply #55487 on: July 11, 2019, 06:45:03 pm »
He thinks he's a comedian/wit. Taking the piss when he's not throwing bombs.

A budding Wayne Newton minus talent.
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« Reply #55488 on: July 11, 2019, 07:00:19 pm »
And she went and googled some quotes, presumably not knowing much about her, and tried to use them to praise herself as "of the people".

Was quite dumb

Exactly. Much worse as Trump of all people made her look foolish.
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« Reply #55489 on: July 11, 2019, 07:01:39 pm »
He thinks he's a comedian/wit. Taking the piss when he's not throwing bombs.

A budding Wayne Newton minus talent.

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« Reply #55490 on: July 12, 2019, 12:10:23 am »
US census 2020: Trump retreats on citizenship question

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President Donald Trump will no longer pursue adding a question on citizenship to the 2020 US census questionnaire.

Instead, he said he had directed officials to obtain the information through an executive order for government agencies, as court challenges would have delayed a census.

"We will leave no stone unturned," Mr Trump said.

The retreat follows a long fight over the inclusion of the question, which the Supreme Court had blocked in June.

"We are not backing down on our effort to determine the citizenship status of the United States population," the US president said.

The order will require government agencies to hand over documents regarding citizenship.

"As a result of today's executive order we will be able to ensure the 2020 census generates an accurate count of how many citizens, non-citizens and illegal aliens are in the United States of America," Mr Trump said at the White House.

The decision to abandon the citizenship question was a "logistical impediment, not a legal one", said Attorney General William Barr, standing alongside President Trump.

He said there was "ample justification" for the administration to include the citizenship question.

But there was no way to "implement any new decision without jeopardizing our ability to carry out the census", Mr Barr said.

Census questionnaires without the citizenship question are already being printed.

Mr Barr repeatedly congratulated Mr Trump on the executive order.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48959538

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« Reply #55491 on: July 12, 2019, 11:14:47 am »
Ocasio-Cortez is a grandstanding pain in the ass. Is she going to get the same shit Biden is getting for "not being able to defend him/herself"?

She's the best thing in American politics, one of the few espousing genuinely left-of-centre policies.

Hopefully she's the future.
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« Reply #55492 on: July 12, 2019, 11:33:30 am »
Meanwhile, more fruitloopism by some Repugnican medievalist:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48954303

"the 36-year-old gubernatorial candidate cited his religion and faith, arguing he had made a vow to his wife to not be alone with someone of the opposite sex."


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« Reply #55493 on: July 12, 2019, 12:07:04 pm »
Meanwhile, more fruitloopism by some Repugnican medievalist:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48954303

"the 36-year-old gubernatorial candidate cited his religion and faith, arguing he had made a vow to his wife to not be alone with someone of the opposite sex."

Nah that is perfectly normal. The Vice President himself practices this.

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« Reply #55494 on: July 12, 2019, 12:29:28 pm »
Meanwhile, more fruitloopism by some Repugnican medievalist:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48954303

"the 36-year-old gubernatorial candidate cited his religion and faith, arguing he had made a vow to his wife to not be alone with someone of the opposite sex."
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US politician Foster demands chaperone for interview with female reporter

A Republican candidate for Mississippi governor has refused to be interviewed by a female reporter unless she brings a male colleague with her.

Larrison Campbell, 40, said she had asked to shadow Robert Foster on a 15-hour "ride-a-long" on his campaign, but was denied because of her sex.

Mr Foster said he was acting out of precaution and he did not want to raise any suspicions about his marriage.

"This is my truck, and in my truck we go by my rules," he said on CNN.

During the CNN interview with Ms Campbell and Mr Foster on Thursday, the 36-year-old gubernatorial candidate cited his religion and faith, arguing he had made a vow to his wife to not be alone with someone of the opposite sex.

He cited the late Christian evangelist Billy Graham, who had said he would not spend time alone with any woman who was not his wife, as well as Vice-President Mike Pence, who has said he will not eat alone with a woman other than his wife.

[...]
That's all fine and dandy, but should not the 'male escort' reporter also have his own chaperone, and so forth.

For those who not know, Mike Pence makes similar requirements. Freaks.
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« Reply #55495 on: July 12, 2019, 12:30:32 pm »
Nah that is perfectly normal. The Vice President himself practices this.
Oops. I just saw this.
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« Reply #55496 on: July 12, 2019, 01:33:50 pm »
Meanwhile, more fruitloopism by some Repugnican medievalist:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48954303

"the 36-year-old gubernatorial candidate cited his religion and faith, arguing he had made a vow to his wife to not be alone with someone of the opposite sex."


I wish the media would call it is...that these guys like Pence are the same as radical islam: "women must lose rights to protect them from men like me".
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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55497 on: July 12, 2019, 01:43:42 pm »
Well if the Bible says it...

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« Reply #55498 on: July 12, 2019, 01:58:40 pm »
Well if the Bible says it...

Does it say it though? Maybe in some obscure passage.

Bible also says to use freshly killed blood of the dove to treat leprosy.

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« Reply #55499 on: July 12, 2019, 02:13:37 pm »
Does it say it though? Maybe in some obscure passage.


It doesn't say it, that was the point.


Bible also says to use freshly killed blood of the dove to treat leprosy.

The Bible hates doves. There's also a bit where it says women who 'have the decorators in' should sacrifice a dove to purify themselves. Or something.
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« Reply #55500 on: July 12, 2019, 02:46:16 pm »
Acosta out as Labor secretary.

Fuck knows why Trump defended him the other day and sent him out to do a press conference.

But fuck really knows why Nancy Pelosi didn't go all guns blazing with an impeachment hearing. Do your fucking job Nancy.
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« Reply #55502 on: July 12, 2019, 03:55:18 pm »
^ Is that a reputable source? It reads a little sensationalist for a court filing

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« Reply #55503 on: July 12, 2019, 04:01:57 pm »
^ Is that a reputable source? It reads a little sensationalist for a court filing


Er...well...it's on Twitter

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« Reply #55504 on: July 12, 2019, 04:05:00 pm »
^ Is that a reputable source? It reads a little sensationalist for a court filing

In my experience, American court pleadings are a bit less formal and more sensationalist.

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« Reply #55505 on: July 12, 2019, 04:09:10 pm »
^ you think it is legitimate?

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« Reply #55506 on: July 12, 2019, 05:14:25 pm »
^ Is that a reputable source? It reads a little sensationalist for a court filing
If it's real, the writer needs to lose his/her job. Reads like a trashy novel.
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« Reply #55507 on: July 12, 2019, 05:19:08 pm »
Not sure why the twitter user would lie about it & then explain to everybody how they could also get the files.
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« Reply #55508 on: July 12, 2019, 07:26:58 pm »

Er...well...it's on Twitter



But posted by somebody without a reputation to lose.
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« Reply #55509 on: July 12, 2019, 07:28:13 pm »
Not sure why the twitter user would lie about it & then explain to everybody how they could also get the files.

Where are the people with a reputation to lose doing this then? They don't usually pass up scoops...
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« Reply #55510 on: July 12, 2019, 07:30:28 pm »
Where are the people with a reputation to lose doing this then? They don't usually pass up scoops...

It was reported back in 2016.
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« Reply #55511 on: July 12, 2019, 07:36:24 pm »
It was reported back in 2016.

The party was, but this court document?
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« Reply #55512 on: July 12, 2019, 07:40:41 pm »
Looking into this a bit more, it appears the lawsuit is genuine. But it was withdrawn by the accuser shortly before the hearing and journalists at the time were sceptical about its veracity.
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« Reply #55513 on: July 12, 2019, 07:52:31 pm »
case 5:16-cv-00797-DMG-KS

Follow the trail

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« Reply #55514 on: July 12, 2019, 08:01:16 pm »
"You Jew bastard!"

[If you're pregnant] "Go get a fucking abortion!"

Doesn't sound a bit like Trunt.

Plus she's not his type.
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« Reply #55515 on: July 12, 2019, 08:26:08 pm »
Does it say it though? Maybe in some obscure passage.

Bible also says to use freshly killed blood of the dove to treat leprosy.
It also sanctions the selling of your daughter into slavery.
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« Reply #55516 on: July 13, 2019, 03:23:31 pm »
Wouldn't matter to trumpers if true. Even with irrefutable proof, it would be excused as having happened long ago like every other shitty thing he's done.

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« Reply #55517 on: July 13, 2019, 07:12:08 pm »
Mr. Sensitive is slightly peeved again by someone's criticism of him. Again it's a guy who was too gutless to stop Trump when he had power. ::)
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Here's why Trump is insulting Paul Ryan
By Veronica Stracqualursi, CNN
Updated 10:06 AM ET, Fri July 12, 2019


It's July 2019 in Washington, and President Donald Trump is again attacking Paul Ryan, a feud that might have died with the former House speaker's retirement in January.

But the on-again, off-again duo is back in the spotlight thanks to new comments in a forthcoming book and Trump has found the time to punch back about Ryan's assertions the President doesn't understand government.

"American Carnage" by Politico's Tim Alberta depicts a Republican Party that at first struggled with Trump's rise during the campaign before gradually coming to terms with him as President, according to a report by The Washington Post, which obtained a copy of the book.

Alberta writes that Ryan left Congress in January because he couldn't bear the thought of another two years with Trump and saw retirement as an "escape hatch." In conversations with Alberta after retirement, Ryan, who had served nearly two decades in Congress, claimed Trump, a former real estate mogul, was ignorant about politics.

"I told myself I gotta have a relationship with this guy to help him get his mind right," Ryan says in the book, the Post reported. "Because, I'm telling you, he didn't know anything about government ... I wanted to scold him all the time."

"Those of us around him really helped to stop him from making bad decisions. All the time," Ryan says. "We helped him make much better decisions, which were contrary to kind of what his knee-jerk reaction was. Now I think he's making some of these knee-jerk reactions."
In a series of late-night tweets Thursday, Trump blasted Ryan.

"Paul Ryan, the failed V.P. candidate & former Speaker of the House, whose record of achievement was atrocious (except during my first two years as President), ultimately became a long running lame duck failure, leaving his Party in the lurch both as a fundraiser & leader," Trump wrote on Twitter.

"He had the Majority & blew it away with his poor leadership and bad timing. Never knew how to go after the Dems like they go after us. Couldn't get him out of Congress fast enough!" Trump said in another tweet.

The pair have had an uneasy relationship since Trump became a candidate in 2015. Ryan wouldn't immediately endorse Trump after it became clear he would become the party's presidential nominee, citing his calls to deport millions of undocumented immigrants and proposed Muslim ban -- though he would later support Trump's travel ban that largely affected Muslim-majority countries -- and he distanced himself from Trump after the infamous "Access Hollywood" tape surfaced.

After Trump's election victory, he and Ryan worked together with some success to enact a Republican legislative agenda, most notably tax cuts, but the Republican-controlled Congress was unable to pass border wall funding, for which Trump blamed Ryan.

And although Ryan did his best to avoid answering questions when it came to Trump's conduct as President, the Wisconsin Republican occasionally criticized Trump on issues like tariffs and his embrace of Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Ryan made no mention of an "escape hatch" when he announced his retirement last April, instead saying he wanted to spend more time with his family.
At the time, Trump wished him well.

"Speaker Paul Ryan is a truly good man, and while he will not be seeking re-election, he will leave a legacy of achievement that nobody can question. We are with you Paul!" Trump wrote.
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If Paul Ryan believes we all have to "be a good person. Set a good example," he could DO SOMETHING about it. He's on the board of Fox Corp. Perhaps he could DO SOMETHING to halt some of the most egregious nativism and reckless demagoguery and conspiracy theorizing at Fox News?

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« Reply #55519 on: July 13, 2019, 10:57:42 pm »
Fuck Paul Ryan the gutless twat

Funny how he grew a pair once he had nothing to lose.