Really annoyed, got home from the pub, only 4 pints and the dog knocks down the stair gate that prevents him going upstairs, stair gate gets stuck against the wall and cant open the front door (small gap but not enough to open it or move said stair gate) .
Try to go round the back of the house through the neighbours (not in) and push the key through the back door to retrive through the cat flap. Key slightly turned, therefore no joy.
Try to break through old wooden patio doors, no luck, handle breaks off the door on the outside but still no entry (doors now knackered). climb back over fence, 17 stone, not an easy feat! trying to lift stair gate through small gap in front door with meter metal ruler, just about there when i hear
"I'm in hun, back door open"
lovely, i wait for the front door to open, waiting, waiting, nothing?
"i need help"
Confused, " you need to jump the fence again, im stuck!"
I do that, knees now crumbling, 6 foot drop on these legs, not easy!
and there it is, woman, stuck half way through the cat flap.
Try everything to get her out without success, i have now had to use pliers to break off about 6 inches of wood from the door, totally destoying both it and the cat flap, we are both covered in blood from combined efforts, i have two broken doors, we are not talking, she is in the garden crying, and i come here to vent! and all this from a lurker!!!
Right, now thta's done i'm off to try to make peace, i may have called her stupid several times for getting stuck and apparently that's an issue? Sheesh, women!!!
Wish me luck all!
