Author Topic: Better half stuck in the Cat flap (Read 48091 times)

24/7 · « **Reply #40 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:16:25 am »

Fuckin' ELL! Is that cat for real?

Hazzak mate this thread is a killer!!! Sorry for the grief you're getting pal but after the cup o' tea I'd say that's a godd sign - get 'er indoors a bunch of roses or something - return the peace offering - then get her to agree to posting the pic!!!!!!!

Furthermore, before you replace the cat flap, get her pissed, ram her back in the gap, give her a good seein' to (please don't post any pics of that

) and yer can both have a good laff about it!

Priceless thread, thanks for that, wish yer luck tonight after work!

[streety] · « **Reply #41 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:21:53 am »

Funniest story i've heard in a while

but to take a phrase off the internet...

pics or it didn't happen

Hazzak · « **Reply #42 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:36:13 am »

OK, this is going up, if you never hear from me again i'm probably no longer with you all.

Not done this before but hope it works (or do i?)

Hazzak · « **Reply #43 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:36:35 am »

Oh god, it worked

Graham Smith · « **Reply #44 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:38:47 am »

Genius.

The Spaniel almost looks like he's rolling his eyes as if to say "I can't believe she's done it either".

bryanod · « **Reply #45 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:45:39 am »

Get the rawk award thread open and clsoed this wins thread of the year

Marcus6 · « **Reply #46 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:47:57 am »

Genius

Okkervil · « **Reply #47 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:49:13 am »

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #48 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:52:48 am »

thats brilliant

Quote from: Danny Boys Dad on May 10, 2007, 11:51:04 pm

Did you take advantage while she was stuck? Shame to miss the opportunity.

this is what the phrase 'kicking the backdoors in' was made for

kitster · « **Reply #49 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:57:07 am »

Quote from: Hazzak on May 11, 2007, 10:36:13 am

OK, this is going up, if you never hear from me again i'm probably no longer with you all.

Not done this before but hope it works (or do i?)

Nice Flaps by the way.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #50 on:** May 11, 2007, 11:02:49 am »

should post that in the 'show off your pets' thread

TonyTheRed · « **Reply #51 on:** May 11, 2007, 11:04:49 am »

You should've kicked her back door in while you had the chance

Oh, and nice knowing you

Don't be surprised if yer missus is wearing your balls as earrings once she sees this post

kitster · « **Reply #52 on:** May 11, 2007, 11:06:55 am »

I like the way she went in legs first. ace.

24/7 · « **Reply #53 on:** May 11, 2007, 11:09:36 am »

Too funny!!!!!!!!!

bryanod · « **Reply #54 on:** May 11, 2007, 11:10:22 am »

Quote from: kitster on May 11, 2007, 11:06:55 am

I like the way she went in legs first. ace.

what you talking about she clearly went in head first managed to open the door, then got stuck!

Prime position for a sausaging though as so politely put

Mr Mojo Risin' · « **Reply #55 on:** May 11, 2007, 11:10:23 am »

when flap met flap

kitster · « **Reply #56 on:** May 11, 2007, 11:11:33 am »

Quote from: bryanodowd on May 11, 2007, 11:10:22 am

what you talking about she clearly went in head first managed to open the door, then got stuck!

Prime position for a sausaging though as so politely put

Ah - thought it opened 'tother way..

LFCMunkee · « **Reply #57 on:** May 11, 2007, 12:04:54 pm »

NickoH · « **Reply #58 on:** May 11, 2007, 12:11:10 pm »

Quote from: Hazzak on May 11, 2007, 10:36:13 am

Fucking priceless

Your dog is looking up as if to say 'what the fuck is going on ?'

Hazzak · « **Reply #59 on:** May 11, 2007, 12:24:57 pm »

I think it was all a little confusing for him, understandable i guess, it's not something he's used to seeing on a daily basis to be fair.

Raul! · « **Reply #60 on:** May 11, 2007, 12:30:02 pm »

Quote from: bryanodowd on May 11, 2007, 10:45:39 am

Get the rawk award thread open and clsoed this wins thread of the year

We have noted the existence of this thread.

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #61 on:** May 11, 2007, 12:43:42 pm »

No wonder your Missus is pissed off with you, taking a picture of her stuck in a cat flap.

I'm fucking made up you did, like.

Hazzak · « **Reply #62 on:** May 11, 2007, 12:47:02 pm »

Looking back i can see why hearing my phone making those camera type noises may have bothered her a little as she was ripping the skin off her body trying to get out.

Veinticinco de Mayo · « **Reply #63 on:** May 11, 2007, 12:49:02 pm »

That picture is brilliant.

The Great Hazzak! having successully produced a spaniel from a hat prepares to saw his glamorous assistant in half...

I'm taking it that's not how you got her out of the door?

Marcus6 · « **Reply #64 on:** May 11, 2007, 12:54:28 pm »

Quote from: Hazzak on May 11, 2007, 12:47:02 pm

Looking back i can see why hearing my phone making those camera type noises may have bothered her a little as she was ripping the skin off her body trying to get out.

Maggie May · « **Reply #65 on:** May 11, 2007, 12:59:43 pm »

Take it that she's got flat tits then.

Marcus6 · « **Reply #66 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:12:57 pm »

Quote from: Maggie May on May 11, 2007, 12:59:43 pm

Take it that she's got flat tits then.

Quite possible the crudest thing i have ever heard you say

Raul! · « **Reply #67 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:19:19 pm »

Quote from: Maggie May on May 11, 2007, 12:59:43 pm

Take it that she's got flat tits then.

Or squishy ones.

RedJedi · « **Reply #68 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:20:12 pm »

This is the funniest thread I've seen in ages.

What were you planning on doing with saw?

Maggie May · « **Reply #69 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:22:49 pm »

Quote from: Marcus6 on May 11, 2007, 01:12:57 pm

Quite possible the crudest thing i have ever heard you say

Well you clearly have missed a considerable number of my posts then.

24/7 · « **Reply #70 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:34:45 pm »

Quote from: Raul. on May 11, 2007, 01:19:19 pm

Or squishy ones.

Either way, they must have been malleable mammories!

GinKop · « **Reply #71 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:38:55 pm »

Fucking brilliant - you have actually made my day Hazzak, with the story and the picture.

24/7 · « **Reply #72 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:45:54 pm »

Quote from: GinKop on May 11, 2007, 01:38:55 pm

Fucking brilliant - you have actually made my day Hazzak, with the story and the picture.

Make your day even better and check out that Bryan Adams/Scouse girl thread

GinKop · « **Reply #73 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:47:16 pm »

Quote from: 24/7 on May 11, 2007, 01:45:54 pm

Make your day even better and check out that Bryan Adams/Scouse girl thread

Just did. What a good girl!

Just need a new grifter rant and I've had a pretty much perfect week.

Marcus6 · « **Reply #74 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:48:58 pm »

Quote from: 24/7 on May 11, 2007, 01:45:54 pm

Make your day even better and check out that Bryan Adams/Scouse girl thread

lauz · « **Reply #75 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:50:05 pm »

Quote from: Marcus6 on May 11, 2007, 01:48:58 pm

liverpool fc forum bit

Maggie May · « **Reply #76 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:59:18 pm »

Quote from: Marcus6 on May 11, 2007, 01:24:18 pm

You always come across as a well-spoken individual. Whereas know i know you are a dirty minx

It is of course quite improper. But at my time of life to be deemed a "dirty minx" (and that accompanied by a lickin) is absolutely delightful. Thank you.

MichaelA · « **Reply #77 on:** May 11, 2007, 02:02:17 pm »

Quote from: Hazzak on May 11, 2007, 12:24:57 pm

I think it was all a little confusing for him, understandable i guess, it's not something he's used to seeing on a daily basis to be fair.

Marcus6 · « **Reply #78 on:** May 11, 2007, 02:04:06 pm »

Quote from: Maggie May on May 11, 2007, 01:59:18 pm

It is of course quite improper. But at my time of life to be deemed a "dirty minx" (and that accompanied by a lickin) is absolutely delightful. Thank you.

Anything for a pretty face my dear

Maggie May · « **Reply #79 on:** May 11, 2007, 02:31:33 pm »

Quote from: Marcus6 on May 11, 2007, 02:04:06 pm

Anything for a pretty face my dear

Did we meet in Trafalgar Square then? Sorry to ask, but I was a tad bemused

on account of my unwise consumpton of the Devil's Brew.