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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #160 on: November 1, 2010, 11:40:47 pm »
Cos it's too good to be down there on page twelvetyfourteen . . . . ;)
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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #161 on: November 2, 2010, 12:44:29 am »
comedy gold :lmao

OK, this is going up, if you never hear from me again i'm probably no longer with you all.

Not done this before but hope it works (or do i?)


Currently still alive, could do no more than oblige you folk with the aftermath pictures, as i said though i consider the damage caused was minimal and generally done well!!

And yes, that's the larger of the cats!




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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #162 on: November 2, 2010, 09:18:45 am »
The look on the dog's face still cracks me up.

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #163 on: November 2, 2010, 09:25:49 am »
The look on the dog's face still cracks me up.

For some reason I can picture the dog saying in Droopy's voice "*sigh*....I'll get the butter" before walking out of shot ;D

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #164 on: November 2, 2010, 10:14:44 am »
possibly the greatest post ever, am at work so cant see the pic. will have to read again when i get home from work. was really trying not to burst out laughing  :lmao

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #165 on: November 2, 2010, 10:20:34 am »
:lmao in 6th form atm and just burst out laughing in the silent library

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #166 on: November 2, 2010, 04:33:29 pm »
hahahahaha
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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #167 on: November 2, 2010, 04:48:16 pm »
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Couldn't resist

:lmao Oh my god
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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #168 on: November 2, 2010, 08:19:51 pm »
I've had to change mine as well.  i love that dog

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #169 on: November 2, 2010, 10:56:44 pm »
Hahaha why in God's name did she think going through the cat flap was a good idea?!?!?
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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #170 on: February 11, 2011, 09:05:36 pm »
OK, just to keep you folk happy, thought I would give an update on the status of the stars of the show.

Daniel (the Spaniel) still going strong and wont take his shirt off - slightly traumatised by the affair, still can't stand snakes!
Leelou, the cat, now half the size, your derisory comments and fame got to her and now a happy anorexic.
The Star of the show, still with me, and talking to me!!!

Enjoy!!!

« Last Edit: January 13, 2012, 04:31:26 pm by Hazzak »

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #171 on: February 11, 2011, 09:06:53 pm »
Haha! Class.
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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #172 on: February 11, 2011, 09:27:11 pm »
Wow.

I just read this for the first time and...

Fucking brilliant. Thread of the decade. On any forum. Ever.

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #173 on: February 11, 2011, 09:38:00 pm »
 ;D

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #174 on: February 11, 2011, 09:41:36 pm »
Excellent!

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #175 on: February 11, 2011, 09:45:06 pm »
This thread wins the internet. Brilliant.

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #176 on: February 11, 2011, 09:50:28 pm »

Good stuff. And if nothing else, you have a brilliant story for the kids and grand kids. ;)

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #177 on: February 11, 2011, 11:58:51 pm »
Thank you SO much. I loved this story three years ago, and once again I have tears of laughter pouring down my face. After the news I've had his week, I wondered if I'd laugh again. You're a star.
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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #178 on: February 12, 2011, 01:23:47 pm »
This thread wins the internet. Brilliant.

This
I was reading the other day that, apparently, 1 in 5 people are Chinese...and there are 5 people in my family, so, which one is it?

Well, it's not me...so, it’s either my mum......or my dad......or my older brother Colin......or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.   Hmm...it's probably Colin.

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #179 on: February 12, 2011, 01:31:10 pm »
A thread worthy of the RAWK Hall of Fame.
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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #180 on: February 12, 2011, 02:18:19 pm »
Daniel the Spaniel :lmao

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #181 on: February 12, 2011, 06:06:49 pm »
Hahahaha, one of the funniest things I've ever read on the internet!

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #182 on: December 1, 2011, 04:55:13 pm »
Massive bump for this. Comedy gold :lmao

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #183 on: December 1, 2011, 04:57:39 pm »
Will never stop being funny.

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #184 on: December 1, 2011, 05:00:33 pm »
christ its been four yrs!

classic :lmao
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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #185 on: December 1, 2011, 05:31:50 pm »
This thread is beautiful.

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #186 on: December 1, 2011, 05:45:34 pm »
I just saw the aftermath picture again of the catflap and thought I needed to lie down over the whole snakes thing! Very weird, thought i was looking at a weird oil spill that had formed into a painting.

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #187 on: December 1, 2011, 05:46:59 pm »
This thread always makes me laugh out loud like nothing else. It's just brilliant
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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #188 on: December 1, 2011, 05:47:35 pm »
This thread always makes me laugh out loud like nothing else. It's just brilliant

It just keeps on giving.

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #189 on: December 1, 2011, 05:59:27 pm »
:lmao

Best thread ever.

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #190 on: December 1, 2011, 10:29:09 pm »
The radiator is still on the wrong way.

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #191 on: December 1, 2011, 10:44:45 pm »
:lmao

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #192 on: December 2, 2011, 01:31:50 am »
Classic Thread. No sign of Hazzak since August though.
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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #193 on: December 2, 2011, 01:41:32 am »
Classic Thread. No sign of Hazzak since August though.
I guess he's stuck outside

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #194 on: December 2, 2011, 03:59:00 am »
I still remember the first time I read this. Comedy gold up there with this stone cold classic

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #195 on: January 2, 2012, 08:56:33 pm »
Back inside the house again!

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #196 on: January 3, 2012, 10:55:00 am »
 ;D Good to see you've been allowed into the house Hazzak  ;D
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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #197 on: January 3, 2012, 12:15:32 pm »
Brilliant thread. I may have missed this elsewhere, but WTF was that outside the door looking like a bag of snakes?  ???

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #198 on: January 3, 2012, 12:16:50 pm »
Brilliant thread. I may have missed this elsewhere, but WTF was that outside the door looking like a bag of snakes?  ???

Some shite trabs.

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Re: Better half stuck in the Cat flap
« Reply #199 on: January 3, 2012, 12:24:19 pm »
It's like looking at one of those '3D eye' pictures, I can't make them out either  :( Best get the flask filled.