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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #320 on: May 14, 2017, 05:16:48 pm »
What a guy


Is correct.
In terms of his application and attitude, he's as good as role models get in modern football.
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #321 on: May 14, 2017, 05:52:12 pm »
loves a big game doesnt he? fucking hell. Delighted for him and Feyenoord, would love it if we got them in the CL, they'd bring a zillion here and the atmosphere over there would be something else

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #322 on: May 14, 2017, 05:53:22 pm »
Well in Dirk. Delighted for him and his team.  :wellin
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #323 on: May 14, 2017, 06:06:32 pm »
Nice one Dirk, made up for him.
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #324 on: May 14, 2017, 06:36:41 pm »
Get in there Dirk lad! What a guy.

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #325 on: May 14, 2017, 06:37:50 pm »
Well done Dirkus!

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #326 on: May 14, 2017, 06:39:53 pm »
Chuffed to bits for him - what a fairytale way for Feyenoord to end their 18-year wait!

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #327 on: May 14, 2017, 06:56:48 pm »
Brad Jones?

Well done to Dirk, quality individual!
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #328 on: May 14, 2017, 07:06:47 pm »
Nice one Dirky
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #329 on: May 14, 2017, 07:08:35 pm »
Well done to Dirk and Brad.

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #330 on: May 14, 2017, 09:14:17 pm »
Well in Lad

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #331 on: May 14, 2017, 09:15:41 pm »
Well done Dirk fully deserved.

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #332 on: May 14, 2017, 09:23:38 pm »
Really pleased for Big Dirk. Done it in style. Great guy

 :wellin
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #333 on: May 14, 2017, 09:27:53 pm »
One of my al time faves.
A total gent and a supreme poacher.

Well in today Dirk.
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #334 on: May 15, 2017, 01:24:11 am »

Well in Dirk - and Brad Jones too :)


video of Dirk getting the trophy - https://twitter.com/RousingTheKop/status/863903158883553280













more info here: https://ultrautd.com/dirk-kuyts-final-flurry-at-feyenoord



'FEYENOORD LANDSKAMPIOEN! | Highlights Feyenoord - Heracles Almelo | Eredivisie 2016-2017' - a 10 minute video, of the match where Feyenoord won and lifted the title:-

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'EYENOORD IS KAMPIOEN! || Compilatie van het KAMPIOENSCHAP 2016/2017' - 50 minute video highlights from throughout the season (with much Dirk):-

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #335 on: May 15, 2017, 01:50:39 am »
Did I get that right? The trophy was handed to him by Jerzy Dudek? Why was that?

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #336 on: May 15, 2017, 08:33:42 am »
Well done Dirk, absolutely delighted for you.
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #337 on: May 15, 2017, 09:41:34 am »
Did I get that right? The trophy was handed to him by Jerzy Dudek? Why was that?

Dudek was in the last Eredivisie title-winning Feyenoord team in 1999.

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #338 on: May 15, 2017, 09:42:10 am »
Well in, Dirk!


Oh and Brad Jones as well, apparently he's been immense for them!

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #339 on: May 15, 2017, 10:03:04 am »
;D ;D

Couldn't be happier, legend.
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #340 on: May 15, 2017, 11:46:23 am »
Big game player I'd sign him back purely for if we have a UCL qualifier
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #341 on: May 15, 2017, 11:49:36 am »
Superb :wellin

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #342 on: May 15, 2017, 11:58:48 am »
One of my favourite Liverpool players ever. Absolutely delighted for him and Brad Jones as well.

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #343 on: May 15, 2017, 01:24:04 pm »
This made my day yesterday.  Thanks to all for posting updates.  Over the moon for Dirk, he's always been a lovely person to root for and is a hell of a footballer.
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #344 on: May 15, 2017, 04:22:18 pm »
Well done Dirk!
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #345 on: May 15, 2017, 04:27:27 pm »
Saw the goals this morning - talk about leading by example.

Fantastic achievement for the club and man.

Congratulations Dirk!

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #346 on: May 15, 2017, 08:32:00 pm »
Would love to get into CL next season and be drawn in the same group as them :) Chance for Dirk to return to Anfield!

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #347 on: May 15, 2017, 10:09:05 pm »
Never realised that Brad Jones was there as well.

Well done to both of them.

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #348 on: May 16, 2017, 02:04:02 pm »
Delighted for Dirk and Brad Jones.  :scarf
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #349 on: May 16, 2017, 10:52:35 pm »
great stuff. love dirk. never given the proper respect for his technical quality. great mentality and fearless. never let us down in big games.

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #350 on: May 17, 2017, 12:44:55 pm »
Would be cool to get them in the Champions League next season(if possible).

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #351 on: May 17, 2017, 04:04:30 pm »
Dirk announces his retirement.

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #352 on: May 17, 2017, 04:14:49 pm »
That's the way to do it!

Well in Dirk!

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #353 on: May 17, 2017, 04:25:14 pm »
Congrats Dirk, great timing really, way to go out on a high.

If ever a guy was destined for football management I think has the all the attributes to coach.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #354 on: May 17, 2017, 04:39:43 pm »
Possibly one of my favourite Liverpool players ever. What a way to end his career

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #355 on: May 17, 2017, 04:45:00 pm »
Congratulations on a fantastic career, Dirk.

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #356 on: May 17, 2017, 04:47:00 pm »
Great, great bloke.   Some people are just very likeable.

Hope he enjoys every bit of his retirement. 

Klopp, like Rafa would get a lot from Dirk I imagine.

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #357 on: May 17, 2017, 04:47:03 pm »
Klopp would have loved his Dirk Kuyt.

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #358 on: May 17, 2017, 04:48:21 pm »
The last minute penalty at Woodison. The Chelsea penalty. The hat trick against Man United. Not sure which of those was my favourite Dirk moment.
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #359 on: May 17, 2017, 04:49:51 pm »
The last minute penalty at Woodison. The Chelsea penalty. The hat trick against Man United. Not sure which of those was my favourite Dirk moment.

That one.

Absolute balls of steel.
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