Please stick to the script and blame the midfield, or the defenders. They are to blame because we can’t break down sides that set out to defend.
Bobby’s clone is doing the best he can. But it took the real Bobby a long time to get good at football, and we will need to be patient with the clone.
And we weren’t already winning, so please don’t burden Mo Salah with scoring a goal or making something happen. That’s just not fair. Kings do as they please.
Yes, we know Virgil has only been absent for 3 months, but please realize that the “Front 3” have time-share on a quantum computer, and a year ago it predicted not only Covid-19 but also that Virgil would be injured. Burdened with this knowledge, scoring goals has not been a priority these past 12 months.
But there is nothing to worry about. We will win the title, because Allison will keep making saves from point-blank range. The computer has predicted it.