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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #480 on: December 2, 2015, 10:24:54 pm »
Seriously people....I think I've finally cracked....sitting alone in my apartment laughing my arse off :lmao

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #481 on: December 2, 2015, 10:25:04 pm »
1 defeat in 17 games. Speaks volumes.

Also we should expect very soon every single team we play against parking the bus because we`re freaking destroying teams that allow us spaces in behind.

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #482 on: December 2, 2015, 10:25:25 pm »
It's the contrast of their dull, dull, boring football compared to ours that eats them up from the inside.  :lickin

icing on the cake! :p

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #483 on: December 2, 2015, 10:25:30 pm »
Cant we just enjoy the win without slagging off previous managers and staff, please? :)
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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #484 on: December 2, 2015, 10:25:32 pm »
May provide some amusement ...

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?55563-Post-match-thread-Liverpool#.Vl9tDXrsGK0

Surprised at that reading the first few comments. They were the better side early on and could have been 2-0 ahead by the time Sturridge scored. We were just excellent after that, took our chances and scored some great goals.
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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #485 on: December 2, 2015, 10:25:34 pm »
Kinda gutted for Ingsy and Young Joe Gomez would have been eager to impress I'm sure. Klopp players if there ever was such a thing.

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #486 on: December 2, 2015, 10:25:57 pm »
I fucking love him. He's the best we could ever have hoped for.
Yip. He commands attention and instant respect. The aura when he enters a room must be captivating!

We had to wait so long, but we have a worldclass manager!
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In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #487 on: December 2, 2015, 10:26:19 pm »
Yeah

Cool. With Origi showing such form and promise, it can well be another potent option from a pool of him, Sturridge, Bentenke, and Firmino.

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #488 on: December 2, 2015, 10:26:22 pm »
Seems Jurgen is already in the mood to bitch slap Newcastle

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #489 on: December 2, 2015, 10:26:37 pm »
Kinda gutted for Ingsy and Young Joe Gomez would have been eager to impress I'm sure. Klopp players if there ever was such a thing.

They will be the cliche "new signings" of next summer. And they'll also be boss.
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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #490 on: December 2, 2015, 10:26:43 pm »
Kinda gutted for Ingsy and Young Joe Gomez would have been eager to impress I'm sure. Klopp players if there ever was such a thing.

Roll on next pre-season for them, it'll be like being a new player but already knowing and understanding the club.
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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #491 on: December 2, 2015, 10:26:50 pm »
Were are all those posters who kept on banging the 'we have a bang average squad' drum?

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #492 on: December 2, 2015, 10:27:01 pm »
Actually saw a tweet from a bluenose saying how relieved they were that they will go out to City rather than face us! Such an Everton thing to say.
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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #493 on: December 2, 2015, 10:27:05 pm »
Feeling that big win dopamine coursing through my veins.

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #494 on: December 2, 2015, 10:27:22 pm »
Sorry Divock no thread for you I tried my best.

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #495 on: December 2, 2015, 10:27:34 pm »
I honestly thought that we had a pretty poor collection of players towards the end of the Rodgers era and couldn't see how a new manager could fix it without significant remodelling in the upcoming transfer windows. Absolutely delighted to be proved wrong and I'm amazed at the difference a world class manager can make to a squad that looked helpless.

So did i,everyone bar Coutinho looked rank average.Klopp has filled them with massive belief now though.The thing is though its very difficult to pick a Man of the Match now because everyone performs to a high standard as a team.Im dreaming,rightly,of a title tilt.Lets be honest no one is playing to our level at the moment and everyone is hit and miss.P11 W7 D3 L1 isnt a bad return in any circumstances.When you factor in the tough fixtures and the fact that Klopp has had little time to coach or get to know his players its amazing.

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #496 on: December 2, 2015, 10:28:04 pm »
Whoops...

Jonah... ;)

;D :wave

Gutted. No, no, no no no, not Stoke. Where's the fun in that? Really wanted Everton.

Still. Good to go in as big favourites. Different type of test. Not sure we were 'big favourites' v Southampton. But we'll be big favourites vs Stoke. Quite like the away leg being first too. OOh I love a semi.

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #497 on: December 2, 2015, 10:28:07 pm »
The biggest problem anywhere in the world is that people's perceptions of reality are filtered through the screening mesh of what they want, and do not want, to be true.

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #498 on: December 2, 2015, 10:28:31 pm »
Origi's confidence improved with each goal he scored. Looks like he has everything a striker needs.

I was very surprised how mature he was in the interview at the end. Not 21 until April!

Klopp has form in improving young strikers and Origi will be glad he signed for us.

If Sturridge stays fit he will sort our home form out. Away from home we look a serious team.
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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #499 on: December 2, 2015, 10:28:33 pm »
Can was great, shame he talked himself into the book and will miss Newcastle now. :(

Almost certain Can wasn´t walking off that pitch today without a yellow card. We have a very busy 5 weeks ahead, Can is going to be suspended for a game in there somewhere. Henderson was probably already pencilled in to start that match.
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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #500 on: December 2, 2015, 10:29:12 pm »
;D

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Can I just say how fookin' fantastic our away fans were today (again).

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #503 on: December 2, 2015, 10:29:55 pm »
all we need now is to get balotelli back asp

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #504 on: December 2, 2015, 10:30:16 pm »
Fucking hell Dejan Lovren was very good tonight.

What fucking planet are we on?

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #505 on: December 2, 2015, 10:30:18 pm »
Highlights on channel 5 at 11pm
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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #506 on: December 2, 2015, 10:30:18 pm »
You could literally see Origi go up a skill level everytime he scored. Confidence is a mad old thing in football isn't it?

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #507 on: December 2, 2015, 10:30:21 pm »
;D :wave

Gutted. No, no, no no no, not Stoke. Where's the fun in that? Really wanted Everton.

Still. Good to go in as big favourites. Different type of test. Not sure we were 'big favourites' v Southampton. But we'll be big favourites vs Stoke. Quite like the away leg being first too. OOh I love a semi.

merseyside derby in the final written all over this

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #508 on: December 2, 2015, 10:30:43 pm »
Bang out of order calling him a snake

Think he meant aspAS.
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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #509 on: December 2, 2015, 10:30:45 pm »
Football is weird....

The first 20 was probably the worst of the season, we were dominated and could not get out of our own half.

And we then go and win 6-1.....

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #510 on: December 2, 2015, 10:30:47 pm »
Not bad that
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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #511 on: December 2, 2015, 10:30:53 pm »
I'll jsut leave these from Arsenal and United forums here:

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Liverpool worry me.

They've actually had quite tough fixtures so far.
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Yep, they've been away to every top team I think. Us, city, manu, spuds, everton, chels, + stoke as well.

Can't believe we'll have to worry about them ffs... Wenger. :mad:

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But, they're certainly finishing above you to be honest as I predicted in the summer.

Maybe even us with the with our insane injury situation.
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Your defensive record is only good against poverty teams because you bore them to death with pointless possession football, as soon as teams have attacked you, you've looked average defensively. Liverpool will do that and beat you comfortably.

True, but this time it looks a real worry, anything can happen, our midfield is a joke at this point.
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In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #512 on: December 2, 2015, 10:30:58 pm »
Jurgen Klopp - the man with the goalden touch.  ;D
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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #514 on: December 2, 2015, 10:31:11 pm »
Highlights on channel 5 at 11pm

only just turned sky off but i got a twitch when i read this

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #515 on: December 2, 2015, 10:31:42 pm »
I don't understand what just happened.

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #516 on: December 2, 2015, 10:31:59 pm »
Winning the Capital one cup and finishing 4th in the league would be a good result, but I think we can probably do better than that.

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #517 on: December 2, 2015, 10:32:11 pm »
Highlights on channel 5 at 11pm
What, all 89 of them?

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #518 on: December 2, 2015, 10:32:18 pm »
Fucking hell Dejan Lovren was very good tonight.

What fucking planet are we on?

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Re: Southampton 1 Liverpool 6 (six)
« Reply #519 on: December 2, 2015, 10:32:26 pm »
joe allen was fantastic .....