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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #160 on: April 21, 2009, 01:47:03 pm »
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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« Reply #161 on: April 21, 2009, 01:55:26 pm »
Why does my left bollock hang lower than the right one?
like one day u will find out im not female :)

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #162 on: April 21, 2009, 01:58:45 pm »

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #164 on: April 23, 2009, 02:15:05 pm »
What's the cheapest realiable online place to buy iPod?

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« Reply #165 on: April 23, 2009, 02:38:28 pm »
What's the cheapest realiable online place to buy iPod?

Here you can compare prices within stores in Finland http://www.vertaa.fi/mp3_soittimet/apple/

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« Reply #166 on: April 23, 2009, 03:17:25 pm »
Here you can compare prices within stores in Finland http://www.vertaa.fi/mp3_soittimet/apple/
I am aware of the Finnish sites but thought to explore the opportunity which has arised due to the favourable exchange rates, mate

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« Reply #167 on: April 23, 2009, 03:18:37 pm »
If you're lying, I'll chop your head off.

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #168 on: April 23, 2009, 05:07:42 pm »
Can anyone in this thread perform sabitini?

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #169 on: April 23, 2009, 05:19:30 pm »
Can anyone in this thread perform sabitini?
What's a sabitini?

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #170 on: April 23, 2009, 05:24:09 pm »
Can anyone in this thread perform sabitini?

If I could, I wouldnt be wasting time in this forum.

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #171 on: April 24, 2009, 01:08:47 pm »
Can anyone in this thread perform sabitini?

I create a thread called "Blow your own Trumpet" and the contamination spreads. I should have known better.

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #172 on: April 25, 2009, 09:32:50 pm »
Who arranges the Premiership fixtures? Really?
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« Reply #173 on: April 25, 2009, 09:40:14 pm »
Who arranges the Premier League fixtures? Really?
Rupert Murdoch.
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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #174 on: April 25, 2009, 10:33:47 pm »
Rupert Murdoch.

I could well believe that

No I was just wondering, cos next weekend, a bank holiday weekend no less, we're home to Newcastle and Everton are away to Sunderland, for one thing, talk about traffic congestion... and 2, would 2 derbies not have made more sense...
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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #175 on: April 27, 2009, 04:00:46 pm »
I could well believe that

No I was just wondering, cos next weekend, a bank holiday weekend no less, we're home to Newcastle and Everton are away to Sunderland, for one thing, talk about traffic congestion... and 2, would 2 derbies not have made more sense...

Police request non-volatile games for bank holidays. They tend to be stretched for manpower.

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« Reply #176 on: April 27, 2009, 07:15:01 pm »
Police request non-volatile games for bank holidays. They tend to be stretched for manpower.

Is that why theyre sending Everton and Man U to the same neck of the woods on the same weekend? Cos they can get along??
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« Reply #177 on: April 28, 2009, 10:19:59 am »
No, because Middlesbrough and Sunderland are policed by two separate police forces (Cleveland and Northumbria respectively), so it won't stretch resources.

and they're about 30 miles apart. It's like Man City & Blackburn or Liverpool & Bolton both having home games.
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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #178 on: April 28, 2009, 04:41:07 pm »
How to earn money through my blog?

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #179 on: April 28, 2009, 04:52:21 pm »
How to earn money through my blog?

Content is king. The first stage is to write something that people actually want to read. Ah, I seem to have lost you already...

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #180 on: April 28, 2009, 04:55:19 pm »
Okay sir.Thank you,anyways. :)

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #181 on: April 28, 2009, 07:20:04 pm »
Has anyone ever used a strimmer that the "auto" line feed thing actually works ? cause i  haven't..
Indeed...

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« Reply #182 on: April 28, 2009, 08:01:22 pm »
Has anyone ever used a strimmer that the "auto" line feed thing actually works ? cause i  haven't..

Just take the big grey safety cover off the front and they go like a dream mate. Only thing is though, if you hit stones and stuff, they fucking fly at you like Uzi bullets in da hood!
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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #183 on: April 28, 2009, 08:04:40 pm »
This one is aimed at the Irish RAWKites

Was Bosco a boy or a girl??
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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #184 on: April 28, 2009, 08:08:03 pm »
Why does my left bollock hang lower than the right one?

You know how this works? You wouldnt want to go for a run


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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #185 on: June 1, 2009, 01:39:09 pm »
How can you embed a youtube vid here? I know it's done some way using the "flash" button but don't master the art yet.

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« Reply #186 on: June 1, 2009, 01:47:34 pm »
This one is aimed at the Irish RAWKites

Was Bosco a boy or a girl??

He was a poof

I know what he wanted going through his magic door, the little ginger bastard

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« Reply #187 on: June 1, 2009, 05:06:16 pm »
I have recently discovered a couple of grey hairs. Im 25. Should i be worried??!
It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here/ and i'm most obliged to you for making it clear/ that i'm not here

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« Reply #188 on: June 1, 2009, 05:10:30 pm »
I have recently discovered a couple of grey hairs. Im 25. Should i be worried??!

Do you have grey hair and were they found at the scene of your last murder? If so, get the lube out, Bubba wants to say Hi.

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« Reply #189 on: June 1, 2009, 05:19:08 pm »
I have recently discovered a couple of grey hairs. Im 25. Should i be worried??!

I've got quite a few (have done for a couple of years) and I just turned 25 too. What's to worry about?
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« Reply #190 on: June 1, 2009, 05:21:59 pm »
I've got quite a few (have done for a couple of years) and I just turned 25 too. What's to worry about?

You'll actually take notice of those hair dye adverts on tv

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« Reply #191 on: June 1, 2009, 05:48:07 pm »
I am planning on building a small wall (two bricks high) around a tree in my front garden. Do I need to put sand underneath, or is okay without for such a short wall?

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« Reply #192 on: June 1, 2009, 09:10:53 pm »
How can you embed a youtube vid here? I know it's done some way using the "flash" button but don't master the art yet.
Find a post with a video in it and quote that - should be fairly obvious after that (put in your file name and delete the quotes, basically)
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« Reply #193 on: June 1, 2009, 09:23:40 pm »
Find a post with a video in it and quote that - should be fairly obvious after that (put in your file name and delete the quotes, basically)

I did that, but when I previewed it was nothing but white. Is that normal until it's posted?

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« Reply #194 on: June 1, 2009, 09:39:27 pm »
I am planning on building a small wall (two bricks high) around a tree in my front garden. Do I need to put sand underneath, or is okay without for such a short wall?

EU regulation state that you need 6 foot deep concrete foundation laid by an accredited garden wall foundation contractor. All of the concrete must be recyclable.

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« Reply #195 on: June 1, 2009, 10:01:19 pm »
I did that, but when I previewed it was nothing but white. Is that normal until it's posted?

no, you need the link to the video not the youtube page, I'm sure there's an easy way to find this, but you can find it hidden in the "Embed" bit under the video description
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« Reply #196 on: June 1, 2009, 10:12:56 pm »
I did that, but when I previewed it was nothing but white. Is that normal until it's posted?

Medicines have child proof caps. The complexities of posting embedded you tube videos is deliberate. It acts a filter.

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« Reply #197 on: June 1, 2009, 10:47:22 pm »
Can anyone in this thread perform sabitini?

As in Gaberial Sabitini the olive skined Argentinian female tennis player from the 90's who's beauty was only detracted by her manly shoulders?...well no, I haven't, but would have! ( manly shoulders notwithstanding)

I have recently discovered a couple of grey hairs. Im 25. Should i be worried??!

yes! your a third of the way through your life and your worried about two grey hairs now....when theres much , much, worse to come!
Why does my left bollock hang lower than the right one?

Its not , your right one is shrinking!!!
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« Reply #198 on: June 11, 2009, 01:28:43 pm »
Apparently someone has misplaced their full grown female African lion in my neighborhood. She's been sighted several times within 2 miles, last time about 1/2 mile from my home. Being that I'm on Lake Lanier, in the North Georgia mountains there is plenty to eat and drink. So far she has not shown any aggression to the people that have seen her. She has not killed any of the thousands of cows, sheep, goats that are everywhere. At least none have been reported. There are so many I don't know if people are even keeping an accurate head count. My question is, if I do happen to come up on her, or she walks up to me, what exactly should I do? Besides fall over in a dead faint. I did google it, but know there are a couple of people on here that are familiar with felines. Thanks.
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« Reply #199 on: June 11, 2009, 01:34:25 pm »
My question is, if I do happen to come up on her, or she walks up to me, what exactly should I do?

As with all cats, lions loved to be scratched behind the ears. Scratching her behind the left ear until she falls asleep would appear to be your best bet. Obviously you should repeatedly say "puss, puss, puss" or similar while doing so.


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