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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36960 on: December 12, 2019, 03:51:31 pm »
Ugly and juvenile way for people to show this though. 
Really? You're really going to say the FA are experts on culture and linguistics in South American Spanish?

That's just madness on it's own, but also suggests you haven't read the 'certification' that you're citing. If you did, you might want to see what the academic expert they consulted had to say of the word Suarez and Evra said he used. You'd see the point you're making isn't just false equivalence, but just generally a bad one too.

Probably not the thread for it, but my girlfriends a South American Spanish speaker and I am in the process of learning Spanish, currently live in Spain and have spent time in South America.

You don't need to be a linguistic expert to know that running around trying to wind up a black player by calling him 'negrito' is anything but racist. It might be considered more acceptable in South America, but that is because South America is a generally racist place (and with a lot less self-awareness of it - likewise Spain, Portugal and Italy) with most countries continuing to operate under a racial caste system.

As for this thread, I think the Sterling thing should surely be dropped now? The criticism after the Fred incident has been ridiculous.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36961 on: December 12, 2019, 03:53:10 pm »
Whoa der hold that fucking phone a min. All this fucking talk of Sterling this and Sterling that, he`s a twat, his girls there, he should have protected Fred , he`s hasn`t said anything since blah blah blah No ones pointed to the actual real issues here. Has anyone took the time to notice that the beacon of light himself is dressed like a fucking c*nt in the video  ;D
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36962 on: December 12, 2019, 04:17:23 pm »
Raheem Sterling speaks out about racism, and since doing so comes under ever increased scrutiny to weigh in on any instance of racism and give a perfectly articulate and considered response to them.

If he doesn't he's talked down, ridiculed, discredited and told to get back in his box.

Also isnt allowed to enjoy himself at his birthday party, acting in a manner which is not unknown to lads in their 20s, because again he's spoken up now and must be seen to be 'better than that'.

Honestly, there's no small amount of racism in the attitude to Sterling this past week its mad how blind so many people are to it.

Exactly.

It is, sadly, true that Raheem Sterling is a massive knob.

He it also true that he deserves props for the way he's provoked the conversation about racism. Good for him.

The two issues are pretty simple to separate. If you want to discuss Raheem Sterling being a knob, simply don't discuss his stance on racism.

In much the same way, I am a massive knob.

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You don't even need to vote Labour if Labour are in third place and the Lib Dems have a chance of beating your Tory. Just vote out your Tory. If you haven't voted, go now, and vote out your Tory.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36963 on: December 12, 2019, 04:19:49 pm »
Ugly and juvenile way for people to show this though. 



The fact he gets singled out as not helping Fred and Lingard concerns me. 
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36964 on: December 12, 2019, 08:27:02 pm »
Thread has turned into kak.
Just one steaming pile of donkey kak!

I won't be back in here for a few weeks. You can smell the bitterness from here to eternity.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36965 on: December 12, 2019, 08:36:17 pm »
Alright then. Maybe go and post some of your views on a platform like twitter if you're aggrieved that this is locked.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36966 on: December 24, 2019, 09:09:56 am »
Personally feel Pep will move on after this season , watching  him on the side lines  even last season he just seems it’s all getting to much for him , his recent interview about him been there 4 years and does he deserve a new contract just adds to what I already think , if there not busy in the Jan transfer market think it will add to my thoughts of him going .

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36967 on: December 24, 2019, 09:35:17 am »
It will depend on the Champions League in the end. If he wins it or gets to the final, he’ll have enough credit to squeeze another major spending spree out of their poor owners. But getting knocked out early, not winning the league and his demands for spending could instanly turn into an excuse for leaving.

He won so much and built a formidable team, but the overarching feeling is that Klopp and Liverpool really rained on his parade.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36968 on: December 24, 2019, 09:36:52 am »
Next month feels crucial to me. We have a tough set of fixtures. They have some tricky ones but February looks tougher for them. Just don’t want any scenario when they get a sniff and then we’re looking around wondering who is going to take points off them while they build up a head of steam.

At least we play them later this season. Playing them twice by 3rd Jan last year meant we had less control over things. At least now, even if we close the gap we know we can end them again with a win at their place.

To calm myself down I keep thinking back. They can ‘only’ get 98. While working wouldn’t want to need anywhere near that amount to win it we know that 90+ does look realistic for us. The sooner they can chuck away that extra 8 points or so the easier I’ll breathe I think!

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36969 on: December 24, 2019, 09:38:13 am »
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36970 on: December 24, 2019, 09:42:31 am »
Up the reds Pep..

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36971 on: December 24, 2019, 09:50:15 am »
Wolves will be tough for them, I think.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36972 on: December 24, 2019, 09:53:34 am »
Wolves will be tough for them, I think.

You’d hope so. Hopefully Wolves are focussing in that one and then will make changes for our game rather than the other way round.

Wolves play City on Friday night and then have us away at 4.30 on Sunday. That’s fairly shite scheduling for them you have to say!
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36973 on: December 24, 2019, 09:54:19 am »
Wolves will be tough for them, I think.

Definitely. One of the toughest aways, and they have the weapons to hurt them.

On the plus side, as with the Leicester game, at least a City win may help us in that it will knock Wolves before the come to Anfield.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36974 on: December 24, 2019, 09:57:39 am »
I just can't see them going on that huge 15 odd game winning streak this season. I know that's what everyone is scared of but so far this season they haven't shown that capacity, they win a few then drop silly points (by their standards). I think it's one of the reasons I'm more relaxed about the title than some others. Even if we were to drop a few points, I just can't see City winning all the games they'd need to.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36975 on: December 24, 2019, 09:59:05 am »
You’d hope so. Hopefully Wolves are focussing in that one and then will make changes for our game rather than the other way round.

Wolves play City on Friday night and then have us away at 4.30 on Sunday. That’s fairly shite scheduling for them you have to say!

They should have beaten City last season and of the two games, the one they must fancy more is the home v City, so can see the main rotation being our game.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36976 on: December 24, 2019, 10:17:36 am »
Latest from Pep is that the fixture lists are biased for Liverpool. That’s Liverpool who were basically forced to drop out of a cup last week because of fixturing.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36977 on: December 24, 2019, 10:22:51 am »
It will depend on the Champions League in the end. If he wins it or gets to the final, he’ll have enough credit to squeeze another major spending spree out of their poor owners. But getting knocked out early, not winning the league and his demands for spending could instanly turn into an excuse for leaving.

He won so much and built a formidable team, but the overarching feeling is that Klopp and Liverpool really rained on his parade.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36978 on: December 24, 2019, 10:23:44 am »
Pep is a baldy twat. He’s most likely off in the Summer, guy doesn’t like a challenge. God forbid another team is equal or better than them in the league. I hope that when he goes, these lot disappear into midtable where they came from.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36979 on: December 24, 2019, 10:24:46 am »
You’d hope so. Hopefully Wolves are focussing in that one and then will make changes for our game rather than the other way round.

Wolves play City on Friday night and then have us away at 4.30 on Sunday. That’s fairly shite scheduling for them you have to say!
Would certainly make sense for wolves to rotate more for our game. Gives their better players a decent rest after a home game and going in to a more winable away match

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36980 on: December 24, 2019, 10:33:55 am »
I wonder if part of his frustration is down to the very different fanbase he has. Barca and Bayern were major powerhouses with that safety blanket of millions of diehard sycophants. City don’t give him that, and what’s more, he’s up against two of the biggest fanbases in world football. It’s playing with his head and we’re getting this twisted victim complex.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36981 on: December 24, 2019, 11:24:08 am »
Entitled City fans throwing dummies everywhere really is a joy to see..

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36982 on: December 24, 2019, 11:50:47 am »
Latest from Pep is that the fixture lists are biased for Liverpool. That’s Liverpool who were basically forced to drop out of a cup last week because of fixturing.

Also we essentially had this same situation last season or the year before.

I don't recall "Pep" coming to our defence then.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36983 on: December 24, 2019, 11:55:17 am »
17/18 wasn't it, we had City new years eve at 5.30pm Saturday, then away at Sunderland 3pm on the Monday.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36984 on: December 24, 2019, 12:03:11 pm »
I wonder if part of his frustration is down to the very different fanbase he has. Barca and Bayern were major powerhouses with that safety blanket of millions of diehard sycophants. City don’t give him that, and what’s more, he’s up against two of the biggest fanbases in world football. It’s playing with his head and we’re getting this twisted victim complex.

I don't think he is the kind of manager who can harness a siege mentality which means that all the the negativity that he transmits will more than likely be their downfall. The Liverpool and Chelsea sides that won the CL in 2005 & 2012 accepted their underdog status but had a self-belief that they could overturn the odds. In our case, the fans also shared in this belief. I'm not sure they would be able to do something similar. Their fans; "Fuck UEFA" stance has always been a bit weird and yet they've never used their hatred to inspire the team, rather just use it to justify their lack of success in Europe.

I think they can only win by being the best and at the moment they are not. They can still smash the majority of teams and will continue to do so long after he goes mainly as they have the money to keep this going.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36985 on: December 24, 2019, 04:00:49 pm »
Entitled City fans throwing dummies everywhere really is a joy to see..

Apparently it's tennis balls they are planning to throw everywhere next - because of the grand 'UEFA conspiracy' that has stopped them winning the Champions League. The idea that you can spend a billion pounds on a squad and still not win that competition must mean it's bent.... obviously

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36986 on: December 24, 2019, 04:13:56 pm »
What the fuck are these on about? Talk about clueless.



Copy of this I suppose.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36987 on: December 24, 2019, 04:18:05 pm »
What the fuck are these on about? Talk about clueless.





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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36988 on: December 24, 2019, 04:20:34 pm »
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36989 on: December 24, 2019, 04:21:31 pm »

Empty football grounds..

Why on earth would you copy a banner from another club word for word? Scratching my head, just don't get it. Can't even figure out if it's supposed to be ironic?
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36990 on: December 24, 2019, 04:24:47 pm »
A baldy manager.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36991 on: December 24, 2019, 04:25:02 pm »
Why on earth would you copy a banner from another club word for word? Scratching my head, just don't get it. Can't even figure out if it's supposed to be ironic?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36992 on: December 24, 2019, 04:27:38 pm »
Fuck all to do with us, it's lyrics from live forever

Ah, I see, so they had the banner first.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36993 on: December 24, 2019, 04:28:09 pm »
What are they actually seeing that others don't, players on 300k+ a week?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36994 on: December 24, 2019, 04:33:44 pm »
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36995 on: December 24, 2019, 04:34:02 pm »
Ah, I see, so they had the banner first.

No idea, it's just lyrics from a song by a band who happen to support them, the border around it and font is the same as Oasis' logo

Think the one of ours you posted was made for Kiev? I've seen city flags with "we see things they'll never see" on going back to 2015, probably goes back further than that considering the song is from the early/mid 90's, nothing to see here
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36996 on: December 24, 2019, 04:52:00 pm »
What the fuck are these on about? Talk about clueless.



Copy of this I suppose.



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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36997 on: December 24, 2019, 05:06:16 pm »
What are they actually seeing that others don't, players on 300k+ a week?

Hence my clueless comment, useless they are referring to the creative accounting they have over there.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36998 on: December 24, 2019, 05:07:52 pm »
"i just dont think (Lucas is) that type of player that Kenny wants"
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #36999 on: December 24, 2019, 05:28:48 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_2mWhfOhGU

Classic!

I know Noel has had some stick in this thread over not worrying about the Liverpool challenge but I just took that as Manc sarcasm. I get the impression that he's actually a sound bloke, years ago when I was doing my Master's at John Moores, I'd say about 2002 maybe? Some of the lads from my course were out in town and he was was having a pint in one of the pubs, I think they'd been playing concerts in the area. Anyway a few people spotted him and started asking him to play some songs, to which he replied 'I can't as I haven't got my guitar'. Barman promptly disappears into the back, produces a guitar and hands it to him. Sure enough and fair play to him, he plays a few hits and has the place in rapture's!
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