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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4040 on: March 12, 2019, 09:02:12 am »


Haha that's brilliant - I missed that :D
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4041 on: March 12, 2019, 11:33:28 am »
Haha that's brilliant - I missed that :D

All those pregnant women shots were hilarious too. Just a little glimpse into his mind!

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4042 on: March 12, 2019, 11:41:17 am »
It wasn't me sir, it was Smithy..He's from a broken home

Picking up speed, picking up speed..then POW!!!




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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4043 on: March 12, 2019, 11:57:19 am »
All those pregnant women shots were hilarious too. Just a little glimpse into his mind!
There was an orang-utan in the middle of them too. Not sure if it was pregnant or not.

It's the little things too. In the credits of 'This Time', he's presenting his BBC pass to the receptionist, who has a look of complete boredom on her face, rather than the smiley, jolly one you expect on these shows.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4044 on: March 12, 2019, 01:19:30 pm »
8kg of meat,  the equivalent of a fat baby or two malnourished ones

:lmao

....You and I, ate a sausage sandwich

Anyone catch 'Morrissey' during that segment?
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4045 on: March 12, 2019, 01:25:05 pm »
Was it Nigel Kennedy?
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4046 on: March 12, 2019, 01:27:28 pm »
Was it Nigel Kennedy?

I thought it was that chef bloke

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4047 on: March 12, 2019, 01:33:47 pm »

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4049 on: March 12, 2019, 02:05:54 pm »
Gary Rhodes

Haha it was Gary Rhodes. Was that just a deliberate mistake? Known for his spiky hair so therefore Partridge mixed him up with Morrisey and his quiff?

Loved how they showed that outside shot of presumably his new house about 8 times as well.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4050 on: March 12, 2019, 02:13:59 pm »
Denton Abbey.

Wonder if Simon helped him name it.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4051 on: March 12, 2019, 02:32:29 pm »
Dirtboy gardening dungarees.

Made me laugh that - the Countryfile presenters always make me chuckle with the barely concealed product placement.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4052 on: March 12, 2019, 02:33:08 pm »
Looking forward to the Monty Don cameo.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4053 on: March 12, 2019, 04:21:17 pm »
The look after shaking the Scot’s hand :lmao
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4054 on: March 12, 2019, 04:21:51 pm »
Alan's face as he does himself a mischief crouching down  ;D

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4055 on: March 12, 2019, 04:42:33 pm »
Alan's face as he does himself a mischief crouching down  ;D



Did you hear his knees crack really badly as he bent down? ;D

Oh God, I just remembered the awkward sliding down the handrail of the steps at the school too! ;D
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4057 on: March 12, 2019, 05:44:04 pm »
Alan's face as he does himself a mischief crouching down  ;D


That bit with his knees cracking made me laugh for about five minutes.

That's what I love about Partridge, the insignificant little gags that come out of nowhere!

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4058 on: March 12, 2019, 07:15:47 pm »
It wasn't me sir, it was Smithy..He's from a broken home

Picking up speed, picking up speed..then POW!!!




That's the Alf Ramsey 1966 tracksuit top he's wearing.


I dunno about you, but I'll certainly be using my used Magnum sticks to make meat lollies this summer  :lickin
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4059 on: March 12, 2019, 10:02:56 pm »
Meat lollies for the car

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4060 on: March 13, 2019, 11:05:25 am »
Hahahahahahaha the young Alan.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4061 on: March 13, 2019, 11:26:11 pm »
Ba-bara-ba-baba-ba-baba...I’m in a good mood.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4062 on: March 15, 2019, 11:07:10 pm »
'We don't send any of your money abroad'
'We only film from the waist down'

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4063 on: March 16, 2019, 05:22:03 am »
Nice legs, shame about the face :D
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4064 on: March 16, 2019, 08:23:22 am »
you can still GRIP HER

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4065 on: March 16, 2019, 09:39:49 am »
Thought he was quite risqué considering it was children in need. Bet the 'We don't send your money abroad' line pissed a few off, if they got it.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4066 on: March 16, 2019, 10:00:53 am »
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/wXoAiPb4ipg" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/wXoAiPb4ipg</a>
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4067 on: March 16, 2019, 11:13:49 am »
'We don't send any of your money abroad'
'We only film from the waist down'

[emoji23]
Those two lines absolutely creased me, along with him running smack into the bins. ;D
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4068 on: March 16, 2019, 11:31:27 am »
Those two lines absolutely creased me, along with him running smack into the bins. ;D
hilarious in fairness
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4069 on: March 18, 2019, 11:32:06 am »
Monty's on tonight. Gardening dungarees.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4070 on: March 18, 2019, 09:53:57 pm »
The sex doll for the CPR section :lmao

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4071 on: March 18, 2019, 09:56:52 pm »
This is gold.  :lmao

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4072 on: March 18, 2019, 09:59:51 pm »
The sex doll for the CPR section :lmao
Don't forget to clean the mouth!

The singing along to Queen was amazing!
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4073 on: March 18, 2019, 10:00:24 pm »
Brilliant.
The Irish Alan.
In tears here
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4074 on: March 18, 2019, 10:02:33 pm »
Funny as fuck that.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4075 on: March 18, 2019, 10:02:55 pm »
The phone call with the centenarian had me crying

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4076 on: March 18, 2019, 10:03:39 pm »
Thought it was the weakest so far, albeit the sex CPR doll segment was probably the best there’s been.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4077 on: March 18, 2019, 10:06:33 pm »
Brilliant.
The Irish Alan.
In tears here

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4078 on: March 18, 2019, 10:47:45 pm »
Unscrunch your face and This Is Your Life  ;D

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4079 on: March 18, 2019, 10:51:29 pm »
‘Come out ye Black and Tans’ and ‘the men behind the wire’ on the BBC before the 10 o’clock news. Holy fuck!

“Like an ad for the IRA”  ;D