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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (First Half)
« Reply #120 on: November 27, 2011, 05:05:36 pm »
And Hamilton's car sounds like my old one after it got flooded.

Second half about to start, attacking the Kop!
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (First Half)
« Reply #121 on: November 27, 2011, 05:05:46 pm »
Here we go folks.

Kompany's shoulder and Lescott's swipe and now it's a new half.

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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (First Half)
« Reply #122 on: November 27, 2011, 05:05:49 pm »
45 - And we are off!
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (First Half)
« Reply #123 on: November 27, 2011, 05:06:28 pm »
City instantly win the ball off of Liverpool and Nasri gets a shot on goal.....wide.....
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (First Half)
« Reply #124 on: November 27, 2011, 05:07:28 pm »
47 - Downing runs down the left and passes the ball to Enrique....who puts in a bad pass and City can break.....
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (First Half)
« Reply #125 on: November 27, 2011, 05:07:32 pm »
Slight tactical change from City, Yaya Toure ahead of of Milner and Barry now rather than making runs from deep.
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (First Half)
« Reply #126 on: November 27, 2011, 05:07:33 pm »
Stunning first time ball by Silva for Aguero but we get it back.

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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (First Half)
« Reply #127 on: November 27, 2011, 05:07:48 pm »
Toure looks fucked.

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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (First Half)
« Reply #128 on: November 27, 2011, 05:08:29 pm »
Lucas put Toure on his arse with the slowest dummy you'll ever see.
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (First Half)
« Reply #129 on: November 27, 2011, 05:09:43 pm »
Too laid back from Henderson, gets the ball on the edge of the area, tees himself up rather than snatches at it...but doesn't take the shot at all and ultimately loses it.

Promising start to the second half, not looking like we're going to sit back at all.
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (First Half)
« Reply #130 on: November 27, 2011, 05:09:44 pm »
48 - Henderson gets the ball on his left and tries jugglnig it, but then loses it.....ball falls to Adam who smashes it at the goal.....deflection goes to the right of the goal where Suarez picks it up and then smashes it at a City defender to go for a corner....nothing comes of the corner.
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (First Half)
« Reply #131 on: November 27, 2011, 05:11:29 pm »
Agger has been utterly brilliant at the back. We give it away and City look to break but he stretches out his left peg and comes away with the ball under complete control.
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (First Half)
« Reply #132 on: November 27, 2011, 05:11:45 pm »
51 -  Foul  - Kuyt catches Barry as he runs past. City just keep possession and pass the ball around. 
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (First Half)
« Reply #133 on: November 27, 2011, 05:12:23 pm »
52 - Toure puts Aguero through, but he is offside.....I think Reina would have gotten there before him anyways. City knocking on the door a bit.
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (First Half)
« Reply #134 on: November 27, 2011, 05:13:31 pm »
53 - An excellent cross pitch ball to Downing.....Downing puts an excellent cross in and Kuyt heads into the ground and the ball goes wide....
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #135 on: November 27, 2011, 05:14:51 pm »
Manchester City players dropping like flies.
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #136 on: November 27, 2011, 05:15:27 pm »
FOAR loud and proud.
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (First Half)
« Reply #137 on: November 27, 2011, 05:15:51 pm »
54 - Not quite sure what is happening Aguero goes down with his hand to his face....apparently being caught, but I am not sure. Richards is also on the floor after a tough (but fair) challenge.
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #138 on: November 27, 2011, 05:16:03 pm »
We have grounded three City players in the last few minutes.

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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #139 on: November 27, 2011, 05:16:25 pm »
El Campeador just messaged me this:

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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #140 on: November 27, 2011, 05:16:57 pm »
I refuse to get involved.
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #141 on: November 27, 2011, 05:18:01 pm »
Henderson offside but good to see him getting more involved in the play.
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #142 on: November 27, 2011, 05:18:18 pm »
57 - Adam pinches the ball off Silva and carries it to the midfield....passes it to Kuyt who then passes it to Henderson (who is offside by a million miles).
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #143 on: November 27, 2011, 05:20:08 pm »
59 - Clichy puts an excellent ball in right in front of Reina, but Enrique manages to intercept the ball and kick it for a corner. Reina punches the ball away and Milner gets called for a foul.
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #144 on: November 27, 2011, 05:20:59 pm »
Great driving run from Downing, one two with Suarez and it's deflected out for a corner.
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #145 on: November 27, 2011, 05:21:30 pm »
60 - Suarez gets the ball and passes to an on-running Downing who gets the ball stolen off him and it goes for a corner.....nothing comes from the corner.

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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #146 on: November 27, 2011, 05:21:44 pm »
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #147 on: November 27, 2011, 05:21:50 pm »
60' Hart throws it out to Clichy who gallops down the left, ball comes in but Johnson clears.

Balotelli is getting ready to come on.
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #148 on: November 27, 2011, 05:23:22 pm »
61' Throw comes in from the right but the defence deals with it easily and we break forward. Suarez looks to take it past Kompany who's treading thin ice.

City clear and Pepe comes for the long ball to Aguero but realises he can't make it. So he harries the Argentinian before clearing it for a throw. Nutter.
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #149 on: November 27, 2011, 05:24:42 pm »
Lucas is Boss.

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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #150 on: November 27, 2011, 05:25:20 pm »
63' Most of our best moves are starting from the left flank, looping cross in evades Dirk and the bounce eludes Henderson. Back down the left and Suarez gives it to Adam who spreads it wide to Downing who crosses with the outside of his boot and Hart has to punch it clear.\

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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #151 on: November 27, 2011, 05:25:34 pm »
This game has gone a bit mental, Ref playing every advantage going. Downing shot saved by Hart and Nasri is off for Balotelli.

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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #152 on: November 27, 2011, 05:25:50 pm »
64'

Nasri off

Balotelli on.
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #153 on: November 27, 2011, 05:26:40 pm »
Replays show that Kompany was very lucky not to see a second yellow for a studs up challenge on Suarez that went unpunished.
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #154 on: November 27, 2011, 05:27:12 pm »
Suarez uses Annoying on Kompany.

It's super effective.

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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #155 on: November 27, 2011, 05:28:00 pm »
66' Suarez and Kompany AGAIN. Tussle of the afternoon. Suarez latches onto a long clearance by Pepe, knocks it off Kompany who stumbles and can't stop the corner. Taken short, ball comes out to Downing who shoots into the turf and forces a good save from Hart.

Second corner in from Adam, Agger rises to head but can't get it on target.
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #156 on: November 27, 2011, 05:28:22 pm »
67' Andy Carroll looks bored.
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #157 on: November 27, 2011, 05:30:17 pm »
We're living a charmed life at the back. Balotelli nearly dispossess Agger and Aguero nearly latches onto the loose ball.

69' Starting to slip away a bit, long balls and clearances into touch.
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #158 on: November 27, 2011, 05:30:45 pm »
Subs, Kenny?
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Re: Liverpool 1-1 Manchester City Match Commentary (Second Half)
« Reply #159 on: November 27, 2011, 05:31:48 pm »
Skrtel slips and leaves in Balotelli who politely also slips.