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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3840 on: October 27, 2018, 11:36:37 pm »
In about 18 months time when they're 12th in the championship we'll all collective forget that Huddersfield were ever in the Premier League.

They got promoted with a negative goal difference over a 46 game season. Odds on that have to be in the thousands to 1.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3841 on: October 28, 2018, 12:20:33 am »
Jermaine Jenas, Phil Neville, Jonathan Pearce and Gary 'Mmm Mmm' Lineker, tonight was the line up from hell.

Given the circumstances, ridiculing Gary Lineker tonight isn't on. He done a fantastic job even doing the show in the first place.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3842 on: October 28, 2018, 12:23:57 am »
For once phil neville actually talked sense. Saying how we are contenders, great attacking, have the team to cope. Then he goes and calls salah, sane  ::)

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3843 on: October 28, 2018, 01:06:24 am »
Given the circumstances, ridiculing Gary Lineker tonight isn't on. He done a fantastic job even doing the show in the first place.

Would have to second that. Utter professionalism what he did tonight.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3844 on: October 28, 2018, 09:12:39 am »
So we have a player called Lellano/Mellano and now Salah is called Sane. What a blert you are Philip John Neville-o
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3845 on: October 28, 2018, 09:58:50 am »
Jermaine Jenas, Phil Neville, Jonathan Pearce and Gary 'Mmm Mmm' Lineker, tonight was the line up from hell.

Are you really taking the piss out of Lineker after what has happened tonight at Leicester??  :o

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3846 on: October 28, 2018, 10:16:28 am »
Wolves style of play and system is great to watch but until they find a consistent goalscorer their lack of goals will continue be their downfall. In terms of performances not many teams have played better football than them this season but if you can't score goals in this game you get punished.

Look at the World Cup in the summer Peru and Morocco played some wonderful football at times but because they didn't have someone to stick the ball in the back of the net they both went home in the group stages. Look for instant Wolves have played better football than Spurs, Everton and Arsenal this season but because they lack that killer instinct they are behind all three of those teams.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3847 on: November 3, 2018, 10:35:57 pm »
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3848 on: November 3, 2018, 11:16:29 pm »
Some appalling refereeing decisions in the PL today.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3849 on: November 3, 2018, 11:17:27 pm »
Some appalling refereeing decisions in the PL today.

Surprise surprise they went for Tottenham and against us.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3850 on: November 3, 2018, 11:43:17 pm »
Surprise surprise they went for Tottenham and against us.

 ::)

They conceded two penalties today and we conceded none.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3851 on: November 3, 2018, 11:48:17 pm »
::)

They conceded two penalties today and we conceded none.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3852 on: November 3, 2018, 11:50:13 pm »
;D I do miss sms, nice to see he's hacked your account :P

Hack? No one has ever been hacked, ever. Silly conspiracy theorist.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3853 on: November 4, 2018, 12:28:19 am »
Wolves style of play and system is great to watch but until they find a consistent goalscorer their lack of goals will continue be their downfall. In terms of performances not many teams have played better football than them this season but if you can't score goals in this game you get punished.

Look at the World Cup in the summer Peru and Morocco played some wonderful football at times but because they didn't have someone to stick the ball in the back of the net they both went home in the group stages. Look for instant Wolves have played better football than Spurs, Everton and Arsenal this season but because they lack that killer instinct they are behind all three of those teams.
Still reckon Ruben Neves is one Jurg la' will take a keen interest in, Rolls Royce of a midfielder, beautiful player, touch of the Xabi Alonso to him.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3854 on: November 4, 2018, 10:23:28 am »
Still reckon Ruben Neves is one Jurg la' will take a keen interest in, Rolls Royce of a midfielder, beautiful player, touch of the Xabi Alonso to him.

Neves looks a player, kind of hope Wolves get relegated so we can sign him
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3855 on: November 10, 2018, 11:26:08 pm »
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3856 on: November 12, 2018, 12:49:25 am »
The unbelievable outrage of this twat presenting bemoaning the Fulham goal wasn’t given because it was ‘just’ offside.

Like it’s somehow unfair and because it’s little Fulham v nasty Liverpool it should be given. Absolutely pathetic

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3857 on: November 12, 2018, 12:55:32 am »
It want even close. The whole of his body and his head were beyond Robertson’s foot.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3858 on: November 12, 2018, 10:42:31 am »
Jenas' analysis last night was fucking woeful. Only showed our long range efforts or times we lost the ball near Fulham's penalty area to fit his agenda that Fulham annoyed us with their supreme defending and we couldn't create clear chances :lmao

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3859 on: November 12, 2018, 11:08:37 am »
The unbelievable outrage of this twat presenting bemoaning the Fulham goal wasn’t given because it was ‘just’ offside.

Like it’s somehow unfair and because it’s little Fulham v nasty Liverpool it should be given. Absolutely pathetic



One of the most bizarre reviews of a LFC game I have seen.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3860 on: November 12, 2018, 11:15:09 am »
It's easy for Fulham to "defend better" when they essentially have 8 defensive players on the pitch. We still could have scored 5 or 6.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3861 on: November 12, 2018, 11:41:53 am »
The unbelievable outrage of this twat presenting bemoaning the Fulham goal wasn’t given because it was ‘just’ offside.

Like it’s somehow unfair and because it’s little Fulham v nasty Liverpool it should be given. Absolutely pathetic

Was it Chapman last night? Gotta say I find him reaching unbearable levels these days.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3862 on: November 12, 2018, 11:59:31 am »
Was it Chapman last night? Gotta say I find him reaching unbearable levels these days.

Yeah Chapman, I agree too actually I think he's absolutely awful presenting shows. Chapman, Jenas and Shearer. Can't get my head around why Jenas and Chapman thought the goal Fulham ruled out was harsh as it was "just" offside. They'll be looking to chalk off goals that are "just" over the line next

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3863 on: November 12, 2018, 12:09:01 pm »
Unless I missed it I didnt hear any of these twats mention Mo nearly getting his ankle broken. I do wind on 90% of the program now though.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3864 on: November 12, 2018, 04:45:42 pm »
Yeah Chapman, I agree too actually I think he's absolutely awful presenting shows. Chapman, Jenas and Shearer. Can't get my head around why Jenas and Chapman thought the goal Fulham ruled out was harsh as it was "just" offside. They'll be looking to chalk off goals that are "just" over the line next

Yeah I think it's a combination of him being a United fan, not being a particularly good presenter, but also being on absolutely everything the BBC seem to produce

Chapman fatigue syndrome

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3865 on: November 12, 2018, 04:56:48 pm »
Haven’t seen last nights but don’t normally ind Chapman, especially for a Manc.

I think he’s probably better on the radio but normally doesn’t come across as too self important and is able to ask critical questions of United.

He does seem to Ben on everything though! Was he doing the Rugby League yesterday afternoon? If so maybe he didn’t do much research and just went with what narrative was already building.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3866 on: November 24, 2018, 07:40:58 pm »
MOTD running order: Tot/Che, Ful/Sou, WHU/ManC, Wat/Liv, Eve/Car, Bri/Lei, ManU/CP.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3867 on: November 24, 2018, 07:42:03 pm »
MOTD running order: Tot/Che, Ful/Sou, WHU/ManC, Wat/Liv, Eve/Car, Bri/Lei, ManU/CP.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3868 on: November 24, 2018, 10:34:03 pm »
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3869 on: November 24, 2018, 10:40:16 pm »
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3870 on: November 24, 2018, 10:40:33 pm »
Nice goal that
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3871 on: November 24, 2018, 10:43:48 pm »
Nice goal that

Which one? Armstrong’s second was a belter.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3872 on: November 24, 2018, 10:44:45 pm »
Which one? Armstrong’s second was a belter.

Mitrovics first, but there’s been a few nice ones here  :o

Not the two teams you’d expect that from
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3873 on: November 24, 2018, 10:47:55 pm »
So then

Fulham league champions next season

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3874 on: November 24, 2018, 10:50:03 pm »
So then

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3875 on: November 24, 2018, 10:53:32 pm »
The old tinkerman is a million times the manager Sparky,Hodge, fat Sam and Colin are

Hodge fat sam and Warnock I can at least appreciate they have certain skills

But Hughes? The man is a grade A con man
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3876 on: November 24, 2018, 10:55:58 pm »
The rest of the league is just ridiculously shite.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3877 on: November 24, 2018, 10:57:44 pm »
I know they're good but my God teams make it piss easy for Man City. Just back off and let them walk the ball in at times.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3878 on: November 24, 2018, 10:58:37 pm »
I know they're good but my God teams make it piss easy for Man City. Just back off and let them walk the ball in at times.

They can be got at as well if these highlights are anything to go by, looks like West Ham wasted a few big chances. Trouble of course is they were already 3-0 down by that point...
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3879 on: November 24, 2018, 11:01:19 pm »
Hodge fat sam and Warnock I can at least appreciate they have certain skills

But Hughes? The man is a grade A con man
He was a dirty bastard as a player. Used to leave the studs in all the time.
Manc media built him up into a “nice guy” off the pitch
To balance his shithousery on it
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