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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #400 on: August 6, 2022, 06:25:36 pm »
We'd never get that.

What a surprise.  :-\
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #401 on: August 6, 2022, 06:25:44 pm »
Doesn’t Mina want out? Can see a second half red card for him.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #402 on: August 6, 2022, 06:25:59 pm »
Easy one for Jorginho

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #403 on: August 6, 2022, 06:26:20 pm »
Soft pen but you're asking for trouble having your hands over a player like that

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #404 on: August 6, 2022, 06:27:20 pm »
Soft pen but you're asking for trouble having your hands over a player like that

You what? Defenders handle Salah on regular occasions and he gets absolutely nothing for it.  :D
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #405 on: August 6, 2022, 06:27:28 pm »
Well that's fucked up Lampard's team talk. Can't see Everton getting anything out of this now.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #406 on: August 6, 2022, 06:27:55 pm »
More of a pen than the Mitrovic one earlier. Dont know what Mina was doing afterwards, Everton are braindead at times.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #407 on: August 6, 2022, 06:29:17 pm »
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He grabbed Sterling like that earlier and picked  him up and got away with it.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #408 on: August 6, 2022, 06:29:47 pm »
Apart from some Gordan diving it's hard to see a way back into the game for this Everton side.

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« Reply #409 on: August 6, 2022, 06:30:48 pm »
bbc:

Lille midfielder Amadou Onana has just walked into the Goodison Park directors' box to very warm applause. The highly-rated 20-year-old's £33m move to Everton is expected to be confirmed in the not too distant future after he turned down West Ham United to move to Merseyside.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #410 on: August 6, 2022, 06:31:12 pm »
Loved the way Picky jumped straight up pointing, after the pen went in - probably saying, 'I knew you'd put I there'.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #411 on: August 6, 2022, 06:31:20 pm »
Well Chelsea look blunt so not worried about them, Everton look like Everton so hilarity for the season

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #412 on: August 6, 2022, 06:31:47 pm »
You what? Defenders handle Salah on regular occasions and he gets absolutely nothing for it.  :D

That would constitute assault if it were on Kane or Son.
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« Reply #413 on: August 6, 2022, 06:31:53 pm »
bbc:

Lille midfielder Amadou Onana has just walked into the Goodison Park directors' box to very warm applause. The highly-rated 20-year-old's £33m move to Everton is expected to be confirmed in the not too distant future after he turned down West Ham United to move to Merseyside.

They must have offered him a wad of cash to end up at Woodison.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #414 on: August 6, 2022, 06:33:38 pm »
They must have offered him a wad of cash to end up at Woodison.

More likely kidnapped by the hordes still returning from Lille.
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« Reply #415 on: August 6, 2022, 06:33:46 pm »
That would constitute assault if it were on Kane or Son.

Kane and Son quite often don't get those either because, like Salah, they have a bit of a reputation for falling on their arse a little too easily at times

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #416 on: August 6, 2022, 06:34:20 pm »
 
bbc:

Lille midfielder Amadou Onana has just walked into the Goodison Park directors' box to very warm applause. The highly-rated 20-year-old's £33m move to Everton is expected to be confirmed in the not too distant future after he turned down West Ham United to move to Merseyside.
Oh my god, let the wankfest commence. ;)
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« Reply #417 on: August 6, 2022, 06:34:40 pm »

More likely kidnapped by the hordes still returning from Lille.

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« Reply #418 on: August 6, 2022, 06:35:45 pm »
They must have offered him a wad of cash to end up at Woodison.
where’s all this cash coming from.
£33m for him. McNeil and now Coady supposedly lined up.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #419 on: August 6, 2022, 06:36:54 pm »
where’s all this cash coming from.
£33m for him. McNeil and now Coady supposedly lined up.

Coady going to Everton, what's he on?
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« Reply #420 on: August 6, 2022, 06:37:34 pm »
Just been informed McNeil was actually playing. He's literally been anonymous. Can't believe he's Richarlison's replacement.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #421 on: August 6, 2022, 06:40:53 pm »
Kane and Son quite often don't get those either because, like Salah, they have a bit of a reputation for falling on their arse a little too easily at times

Nice one Tommy, I definitely believe that to be true :P
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #422 on: August 6, 2022, 06:41:06 pm »
Their big chance to go ahead of us in the league. Never mind eh.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #423 on: August 6, 2022, 06:41:50 pm »
Kane and Son quite often don't get those either because, unlike Salah, they have a bit of a reputation for falling on their arse a little too easily at times

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« Reply #424 on: August 6, 2022, 06:43:22 pm »
That Gordon chap seems to be going for a Trump hairstyle. Christ I'm seeing them everywhere lately.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #426 on: August 6, 2022, 06:46:58 pm »
I hate Chelsea, but them putting Lampard and the blues in their place will soften the blow.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #427 on: August 6, 2022, 06:48:22 pm »
where’s all this cash coming from.
£33m for him. McNeil and now Coady supposedly lined up.

Heard they're using Klarna to pay for their transfers.

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« Reply #428 on: August 6, 2022, 06:49:01 pm »
Chelsea's back three have a combined age of 158
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #429 on: August 6, 2022, 06:49:06 pm »
I hate Chelsea, but them putting Lampard and the blues in their place will soften the blow.

Much as I dislike the Blues, I can never "enjoy" a Chelsea win. Even when I was watching that game against City when we won the title, I still couldn't enjoy them actually winning.  :-\
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #430 on: August 6, 2022, 06:50:02 pm »
Much as I dislike the Blues, I can never "enjoy" a Chelsea win. Even when I was watching that game against City when we won the title, I still couldn't enjoy them actually winning.  :-\

Oh, same. I don't enjoy seeing them win. I take my joy from seeing Everton lose.

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« Reply #431 on: August 6, 2022, 06:50:16 pm »
That might have been Everton's best chance to score.

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« Reply #432 on: August 6, 2022, 06:51:08 pm »
Oh, same. I don't enjoy seeing them win. I take my joy from seeing Everton lose.
I'd like a 4-0 Chelsea win so the Bitters end the day at the bottom of the league.

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« Reply #433 on: August 6, 2022, 06:59:24 pm »
Impressively awful debut from McNeil.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #434 on: August 6, 2022, 07:01:46 pm »
Was that the Blue’s miracle signing watching on in terror, as he sees his new teammates? 😀
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #435 on: August 6, 2022, 07:02:37 pm »
They got 4 pts against Chelsea last year so they are definitely going down this time

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« Reply #436 on: August 6, 2022, 07:04:04 pm »
Mina is the biggest crock of shit going
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« Reply #437 on: August 6, 2022, 07:04:52 pm »
They got 4 pts against Chelsea last year so they are definitely going down this time

Was thinking that before. People will see this as a slightly lesser important game given Chelsea are good but it's certainly not
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« Reply #438 on: August 6, 2022, 07:10:15 pm »
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« Reply #439 on: August 6, 2022, 07:10:15 pm »
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