Topic: Gerrard tells The Mirror 'Bust Op Rumours Are Rubbish'

[macca888]

Gerrard: 'Bust Op Rumours Are Rubbish'

Published 23:00 19/01/10 By Macca888

Steven Gerrard has dismissed as "fantasy" the wild rumours that Fernando Torres was having breast enhancement surgery at the weekend to give him a bigger bust than Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez.

And the Anfield captain instead maintains that while he remains totally committed to a professional relationship with Torres, he has never once said "He makes me a bit gay does our Nando. I'd shag him if he had tits."

Both manager and skipper are dismayed by the persistent speculation - that was first aired on a national radio show - which claims the players had a lover's tiff in the dressing room at half-time during the defeat by Reading in the FA Cup last week.

The rumours claimed that Gerrard wanted Torres to get a smashing pair of 38F norks, and had a showdown with Benitez and coach Mauricio Pellegrino who insisted that anything above a 36C would add to Torres' back problems. Gerrard allegedly vowed that Rafa had got it wrong. "Fat Frank has played with massive melons for years, and he's never needed an orthopaedic mattress when we've been away with England" Gerrard supposedly said.

But last night, the England midfielder set the record straight. "I'd love to know who comes up with this kind of stuff because they must have an unbelievable imagination. Nothing has  happened yet, that's an absolute fact." Said Gerrard in an obvious dig at the Fact loving Spaniard.

"If anyone thinks massive jugs will unsettle either me or Nando then they're mistaken. If anything they'll bring us even closer together when we're celebrating a goal. We've all had a good laugh about how it's going to feel to have El Nino's massive Nipples rubbing on our backs." Gerrard possibly said while rubbing his inside thigh.

"The important thing now is waiting for the bandages to be removed. I'll have to be gentle with Fernando for at least 6 weeks but after that he'll be good to go. I'll whip him round to Marksys to get him fitted for some sports bras as soon as possible." Is what Gerrard could have said. He might also have wanted to take advantage of the free bra fitting service in Next.

"All the stories about me leaving are unfounded." Gerrard stated. He might have finished off that sentence with "The fans can be assured that I am doing all I can to get a new enhanced rack on Torres, and when he gets his top off, I'll show my top form off." Or then again he might not.

Next week - "Cavalieri In Cock Out Chaos"

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Liverpool-captain-Steven-Gerrard-says-rumours-of-a-bust-up-with-Rafa-Benitez-are-rubbish-article293603.html

[rafathegaffa83]

Gerrard: 'Bust Op Rumours Are Rubbish'

[The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society]

Gerrard: 'Bust Op Rumours Are Rubbish'

Published 23:00 19/01/10 By David Maddock

Steven Gerrard has dismissed as "fantasy" the wild rumours that Fernando Torres was having breast enhancement surgery at the weekend to give him a bigger bust than Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez.

And the Anfield captain instead maintains that while he remains totally committed to a professional relationship with Torres, he has never once said "He makes me a bit gay does our Nando. I'd shag him if he had tits."

Both manager and skipper are dismayed by the persistent speculation - that was first aired on a national radio show - which claims the players had a lover's tiff in the dressing room at half-time during the defeat by Reading in the FA Cup last week.

The rumours claimed that Gerrard wanted Torres to get a smashing pair of 38F norks, and had a showdown with Benitez and coach Mauricio Pellegrino who insisted that anything above a 36C would add to Torres' back problems. Gerrard allegedly vowed that Rafa had got it wrong. "Fat Frank has played with massive melons for years, and he's never needed an orthopaedic mattress when we've been away with England" Gerrard supposedly said.

But last night, the England midfielder set the record straight. "I'd love to know who comes up with this kind of stuff because they must have an unbelievable imagination. Nothing has  happened yet, that's an absolute fact." Said Gerrard in an obvious dig at the Fact loving Spaniard.

"If anyone thinks massive jugs will unsettle either me or Nando then they're mistaken. If anything they'll bring us even closer together when we're celebrating a goal. We've all had a good laugh about how it's going to feel to have El Nino's massive Nipples rubbing on our backs." Gerrard possibly said while rubbing his inside thigh.

"The important thing now is waiting for the bandages to be removed. I'll have to be gentle with Fernando for at least 6 weeks but after that he'll be good to go. I'll whip him round to Marksys to get him fitted for some sports bras as soon as possible." Is what Gerrard could have said. He might also have wanted to take advantage of the free bra fitting service in Next.

"All the stories about me leaving are unfounded." Gerrard stated. He might have finished off that sentence with "The fans can be assured that I am doing all I can to get a new enhanced rack on Torres, and when he gets his top off, I'll show my top form off." Or then again he might not.

Next week - "Cavalieri In Cock Out Chaos"

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Liverpool-captain-Steven-Gerrard-says-rumours-of-a-bust-up-with-Rafa-Benitez-are-rubbish-article293603.html

I thought that was from the onion or some parody thing, top drawer mate, top drawer!

[deadlybuzz]

You outdid yourself there macca.

[The Gulleysucker]

Brilliant that Macca. 

[buzzing]

It was always bullshit. Can't believe how many of our fans even thought it was true.

Same goes for the bust up

Silly shite gets reported. Fans jump on it, and the lazy media browse forums and take it as true....people then see it in the paper and claim "it must be true"

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

It was always bullshit. Can't believe how many of our fans even thought it was true.

Same goes for the bust up

Spot on,he didn't need to say anything

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Gerrard: 'Bust Op Rumours Are Rubbish'

Published 23:00 19/01/10 By David Maddock

Steven Gerrard has dismissed as "fantasy" the wild rumours that Fernando Torres was having breast enhancement surgery at the weekend to give him a bigger bust than Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez.

And the Anfield captain instead maintains that while he remains totally committed to a professional relationship with Torres, he has never once said "He makes me a bit gay does our Nando. I'd shag him if he had tits."

Both manager and skipper are dismayed by the persistent speculation - that was first aired on a national radio show - which claims the players had a lover's tiff in the dressing room at half-time during the defeat by Reading in the FA Cup last week.

The rumours claimed that Gerrard wanted Torres to get a smashing pair of 38F norks, and had a showdown with Benitez and coach Mauricio Pellegrino who insisted that anything above a 36C would add to Torres' back problems. Gerrard allegedly vowed that Rafa had got it wrong. "Fat Frank has played with massive melons for years, and he's never needed an orthopaedic mattress when we've been away with England" Gerrard supposedly said.

But last night, the England midfielder set the record straight. "I'd love to know who comes up with this kind of stuff because they must have an unbelievable imagination. Nothing has  happened yet, that's an absolute fact." Said Gerrard in an obvious dig at the Fact loving Spaniard.

"If anyone thinks massive jugs will unsettle either me or Nando then they're mistaken. If anything they'll bring us even closer together when we're celebrating a goal. We've all had a good laugh about how it's going to feel to have El Nino's massive Nipples rubbing on our backs." Gerrard possibly said while rubbing his inside thigh.

"The important thing now is waiting for the bandages to be removed. I'll have to be gentle with Fernando for at least 6 weeks but after that he'll be good to go. I'll whip him round to Marksys to get him fitted for some sports bras as soon as possible." Is what Gerrard could have said. He might also have wanted to take advantage of the free bra fitting service in Next.

"All the stories about me leaving are unfounded." Gerrard stated. He might have finished off that sentence with "The fans can be assured that I am doing all I can to get a new enhanced rack on Torres, and when he gets his top off, I'll show my top form off." Or then again he might not.

Next week - "Cavalieri In Cock Out Chaos"

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Liverpool-captain-Steven-Gerrard-says-rumours-of-a-bust-up-with-Rafa-Benitez-are-rubbish-article293603.html

He needs to keep his fucking mouth shut

[Mighty_Red]

Im glad he's put the rumours to rest, hope we can get ourselves up for 2moros game now

[Brian Blessed]

Gerrard: My career is stalled ay Anfield
Also says Given is shite.

[Gee, Stevie]

I seem to remember this story from June/July/August 2004, Jan 2005, June/July/August 2005, Jan 2006, June/July/August 2006, Jan 2007, June/July/August 2007, and Jan 2008.  Also, pencil this one in for June/July/August 2010, Jan 2011, June/July/August 2011, Jan 2012, June/July/August 2012, Jan 2013, and June/July/August 2013 ... you get it.

[Keith Lard]

I think it's spooky the way we are mirroring United's 26 year wait for the title. During their wait they had Captain marvel Bryan Robson and right at the end of his career he finally got the title medal he craved. I have had a hunch for years that we will wait 26 years for the title and that our version of Bryan Robson, Stevie G, will finally get his title medal. It's just a hunch, and I am not a particularly superstitious person.

[DaveCharlie]

So we are waiting til 2015-16 vishy?

[scottishkop]

Gerrard tells the Mirror......."you look like Sid James"

[macca_no11]

Gerrard: 'Bust Op Rumours Are Rubbish'

Published 23:00 19/01/10 By David Maddock

Quality! 

[Walter Sobchak]

im glad he's gone on record with this but it wont stop the rumours. people will continue to believe what they want to believe

and macca, you're clearly mental

I thought Stevie would kick on after that massive leaping header. 

against wolves? he did kick on. we went and beat villa and then he scored in the draw away to reading and he was responsible for their og in the replay...then he got injured again

[cgahan]

Would be nice if instead of saying "whoever made up this shit has a great imagination", he says "xxx is writing bollox as usual"

[Groundskeeper Willie]

Gerrard: 'Bust Op Rumours Are Rubbish'

Published 23:00 19/01/10 By David Maddock

Steven Gerrard has dismissed as "fantasy" the wild rumours that Fernando Torres was having breast enhancement surgery at the weekend to give him a bigger bust than Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez.

And the Anfield captain instead maintains that while he remains totally committed to a professional relationship with Torres, he has never once said "He makes me a bit gay does our Nando. I'd shag him if he had tits."

Both manager and skipper are dismayed by the persistent speculation - that was first aired on a national radio show - which claims the players had a lover's tiff in the dressing room at half-time during the defeat by Reading in the FA Cup last week.

The rumours claimed that Gerrard wanted Torres to get a smashing pair of 38F norks, and had a showdown with Benitez and coach Mauricio Pellegrino who insisted that anything above a 36C would add to Torres' back problems. Gerrard allegedly vowed that Rafa had got it wrong. "Fat Frank has played with massive melons for years, and he's never needed an orthopaedic mattress when we've been away with England" Gerrard supposedly said.

But last night, the England midfielder set the record straight. "I'd love to know who comes up with this kind of stuff because they must have an unbelievable imagination. Nothing has  happened yet, that's an absolute fact." Said Gerrard in an obvious dig at the Fact loving Spaniard.

"If anyone thinks massive jugs will unsettle either me or Nando then they're mistaken. If anything they'll bring us even closer together when we're celebrating a goal. We've all had a good laugh about how it's going to feel to have El Nino's massive Nipples rubbing on our backs." Gerrard possibly said while rubbing his inside thigh.

"The important thing now is waiting for the bandages to be removed. I'll have to be gentle with Fernando for at least 6 weeks but after that he'll be good to go. I'll whip him round to Marksys to get him fitted for some sports bras as soon as possible." Is what Gerrard could have said. He might also have wanted to take advantage of the free bra fitting service in Next.

"All the stories about me leaving are unfounded." Gerrard stated. He might have finished off that sentence with "The fans can be assured that I am doing all I can to get a new enhanced rack on Torres, and when he gets his top off, I'll show my top form off." Or then again he might not.

Next week - "Cavalieri In Cock Out Chaos"

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Liverpool-captain-Steven-Gerrard-says-rumours-of-a-bust-up-with-Rafa-Benitez-are-rubbish-article293603.html

Wow, you have a bright career as a journo ahead of you.

[Trada]

Gerrard: 'Bust Op Rumours Are Rubbish'

Published 23:00 19/01/10 By David Maddock

Steven Gerrard has dismissed as "fantasy" the wild rumours that Fernando Torres was having breast enhancement surgery at the weekend to give him a bigger bust than Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez.

And the Anfield captain instead maintains that while he remains totally committed to a professional relationship with Torres, he has never once said "He makes me a bit gay does our Nando. I'd shag him if he had tits."

Both manager and skipper are dismayed by the persistent speculation - that was first aired on a national radio show - which claims the players had a lover's tiff in the dressing room at half-time during the defeat by Reading in the FA Cup last week.

The rumours claimed that Gerrard wanted Torres to get a smashing pair of 38F norks, and had a showdown with Benitez and coach Mauricio Pellegrino who insisted that anything above a 36C would add to Torres' back problems. Gerrard allegedly vowed that Rafa had got it wrong. "Fat Frank has played with massive melons for years, and he's never needed an orthopaedic mattress when we've been away with England" Gerrard supposedly said.

But last night, the England midfielder set the record straight. "I'd love to know who comes up with this kind of stuff because they must have an unbelievable imagination. Nothing has  happened yet, that's an absolute fact." Said Gerrard in an obvious dig at the Fact loving Spaniard.

"If anyone thinks massive jugs will unsettle either me or Nando then they're mistaken. If anything they'll bring us even closer together when we're celebrating a goal. We've all had a good laugh about how it's going to feel to have El Nino's massive Nipples rubbing on our backs." Gerrard possibly said while rubbing his inside thigh.

"The important thing now is waiting for the bandages to be removed. I'll have to be gentle with Fernando for at least 6 weeks but after that he'll be good to go. I'll whip him round to Marksys to get him fitted for some sports bras as soon as possible." Is what Gerrard could have said. He might also have wanted to take advantage of the free bra fitting service in Next.

"All the stories about me leaving are unfounded." Gerrard stated. He might have finished off that sentence with "The fans can be assured that I am doing all I can to get a new enhanced rack on Torres, and when he gets his top off, I'll show my top form off." Or then again he might not.

Next week - "Cavalieri In Cock Out Chaos"

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Liverpool-captain-Steven-Gerrard-says-rumours-of-a-bust-up-with-Rafa-Benitez-are-rubbish-article293603.html

 

[SwedenRed]

Gerrard: 'Bust Op Rumours Are Rubbish'

Published 23:00 19/01/10 By David Maddock

I was introduced to David after the game in Florence, and were on the same flight back via Zurich with the rest of the Press mob, including Molby. Seemed like a nice bloke to be fair...came across very well. Skipped speaking to the rest of them, except for Molby of course!

[TipTopKop]

...but, but think of our players intimidated by him, what will they do now ?

[Maggie May]

...but, but think of our players intimidated by him, what will they do now ?

Erm ..... Grow a pair of big tits? 

[tadders]

I thought Stevie would kick on after that massive leaping header.  I thought much of the team would kick on after certain wins.  It's hard to pinpoint what's wrong.  It might be everything...injuries don't help.

How is this related to this chink of light?

[TipTopKop]

Erm ..... Grow a pair of big tits? 

[Enders]

Can't see the first page of this thread as my works url filter blocks it for porn detected. What's the story?

[scottishkop]

Can't see the first page of this thread as my works url filter blocks it for porn detected. What's the story?

Gerrard: 'Bust-up rumours are rubbish'

Published 23:00 19/01/10 By David Maddock

Steven Gerrard has dismissed as "fantasy" the wild rumours that he will quit Liverpool after a bust-up with boss Rafa Benitez.

And the Anfield captain instead maintains that he remains totally committed to the club.

Both manager and skipper are dismayed by the persistent speculation - that was first aired on a national radio show - which claims the player had a furious row in the dressing room at half-time during the defeat by Reading in the FA Cup last week.

The rumours claimed that Gerrard had a showdown with Benitez and coach Mauricio Pellegrino, and vowed that he would never play for Liverpool again.

But last night, the England midfielder firmly set the record straight. “I've heard about a dozen versions of the same rumour and they're all as daft as each other,"Gerrard explained.

"I'd love to know who comes up with this kind of stuff because they must have an unbelievable imagination. Nothing happened, that's an absolute fact.

"And if anyone thinks this nonsense unsettles either me or the club then they're mistaken. If anything it's brought everyone even closer together because we've all had a good laugh about it.

"In the time since he's been here I've never had a problem with the manager or his staff, and certainly not at half-time in the Reading game when I was actually receiving treatment for the injury I'd picked up during the first half," he added.

"The important thing for me now is trying to get myself fit as soon as possible so I can get back to working with the manager and the team to try and improve our situation.

"All the stories about me leaving are unfounded. The fans can be assured that I am doing all I can to get back to top form and help Liverpool finish the season on a high."

Benitez too, explained that he and his skipper were laughing about the 'stupid' rumours yesterday, with the manager refusing to give them credence.

Instead he revealed that he is concentrating on turning Liverpool's season around, and finding a striker in the current transfer window, to cover for the injured Fernando Torres.

The Reds boss has made a concerted attempt to bring Kenwyne Jones in on loan but, with his club Sunderland ready to discuss only a permanent transfer, he has gone cold on the striker.

Benitez sees Jones as a stop-gap, and is reluctant to spend the £10million Sunderland are asking on a forward who may only be a squad player.

Standard Liege striker Milan Jovanonic is a free agent in the summer and could be bought for a nominal fee, and Benitez has made several enquiries about the Serbian.

[Enders]

Thanks mate

[Bam]

Its good that he set the record straight, his silence over the last week or two had me slightly concerned I must say.

[Kashinoda]

Can't see the first page of this thread as my works url filter blocks it for porn detected. What's the story?

Wait till you get home and find out why it was regarded as porn haha.

[Dan86]

Gerrard: 'Bust Op Rumours Are Rubbish'

Published 23:00 19/01/10 By David Maddock

Steven Gerrard has dismissed as "fantasy" the wild rumours that Fernando Torres was having breast enhancement surgery at the weekend to give him a bigger bust than Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez.

And the Anfield captain instead maintains that while he remains totally committed to a professional relationship with Torres, he has never once said "He makes me a bit gay does our Nando. I'd shag him if he had tits."

Both manager and skipper are dismayed by the persistent speculation - that was first aired on a national radio show - which claims the players had a lover's tiff in the dressing room at half-time during the defeat by Reading in the FA Cup last week.

The rumours claimed that Gerrard wanted Torres to get a smashing pair of 38F norks, and had a showdown with Benitez and coach Mauricio Pellegrino who insisted that anything above a 36C would add to Torres' back problems. Gerrard allegedly vowed that Rafa had got it wrong. "Fat Frank has played with massive melons for years, and he's never needed an orthopaedic mattress when we've been away with England" Gerrard supposedly said.

But last night, the England midfielder set the record straight. "I'd love to know who comes up with this kind of stuff because they must have an unbelievable imagination. Nothing has  happened yet, that's an absolute fact." Said Gerrard in an obvious dig at the Fact loving Spaniard.

"If anyone thinks massive jugs will unsettle either me or Nando then they're mistaken. If anything they'll bring us even closer together when we're celebrating a goal. We've all had a good laugh about how it's going to feel to have El Nino's massive Nipples rubbing on our backs." Gerrard possibly said while rubbing his inside thigh.

"The important thing now is waiting for the bandages to be removed. I'll have to be gentle with Fernando for at least 6 weeks but after that he'll be good to go. I'll whip him round to Marksys to get him fitted for some sports bras as soon as possible." Is what Gerrard could have said. He might also have wanted to take advantage of the free bra fitting service in Next.

"All the stories about me leaving are unfounded." Gerrard stated. He might have finished off that sentence with "The fans can be assured that I am doing all I can to get a new enhanced rack on Torres, and when he gets his top off, I'll show my top form off." Or then again he might not.

Next week - "Cavalieri In Cock Out Chaos"

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Liverpool-captain-Steven-Gerrard-says-rumours-of-a-bust-up-with-Rafa-Benitez-are-rubbish-article293603.html

Genius mate, thanks. Gave me a good laugh.

[Walter Sobchak]

Can't see the first page of this thread as my works url filter blocks it for porn detected. What's the story?

blame macca and his sordid imagination

[StormyDog]

So we are waiting til 2015-16 vishy?

maybe. I can't see us winning the title while the current "owners" are leeching cash from our franchise

[Dr Cornwallis]

Instead he revealed that he is concentrating on turning Liverpool's season around, and finding a striker in the current transfer window, to cover for the injured Fernando Torres.

He didn't even say that! 

[gerrardspetal]

Macca you nutter

[yafoy]

about time he spoke up!! I'm glad he has!

what do u mean ? Fat Scouser hasn't said a word about it..?

[gerrardspetal]

what do u mean ? Fat Scouser hasn't said a word about it..?

eh??

[yafoy]

eh??

sorry mate , my "media interpreter" is Fat Scouser, and unless he verifies the story I wont believe it..

[MichaelA]

Classic post - deserves a RAWK front page spread.

[carling]

Love it.

[royhendo]