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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9000 on: April 24, 2017, 08:32:38 pm »
Hayden has been really impressive whenever I have seen him.
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9004 on: April 24, 2017, 08:34:25 pm »
Atsuuuuuuuu

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9005 on: April 24, 2017, 08:35:11 pm »
 . . . . . . are we 45 minutes away from being back?      :lickin

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9006 on: April 24, 2017, 08:36:10 pm »
Bless you.
Beaten to it by 3 seconds. Devastating!

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9007 on: April 24, 2017, 08:37:40 pm »
Does Shelvey know how to take a corner.

He spent a few years with us, of course he doesn't :P
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9008 on: April 24, 2017, 08:39:27 pm »
. . . . . . are we 45 minutes away from being back?      :lickin
Congrats.

Can we have six points off you next season? :)

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9009 on: April 24, 2017, 08:41:47 pm »
Beaten to it by 3 seconds. Devastating!

That's it. I'm no longer fit for purpose.  Goodnight sweet Rawk.

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9010 on: April 24, 2017, 08:42:53 pm »
Good counter attack. Hopefully they score early in the 2nd half and the rest of the match is pretty much a non-event.
So bloody what? If you watch football to be absolutely miserable then go watch cricket.

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9011 on: April 24, 2017, 08:46:03 pm »
That's it. I'm no longer fit for purpose.  Goodnight sweet Rawk.
No, don't go yet, at least stay till the end of the match and then you can type out how fab and groovy it is to have the Toon back playing with the big boys next season    :)

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9012 on: April 24, 2017, 08:50:21 pm »
No, don't go yet, at least stay till the end of the match and then you can type out how fab and groovy it is to have the Toon back playing with the big boys next season    :)

Three seconds after someone else had already said it. :)

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9013 on: April 24, 2017, 09:06:39 pm »
Toon crowd's nervousness and griping make Newcastle similar to us at Anfield. It raises mediocre teams' level of performance, and does the opposite for the home team.
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9014 on: April 24, 2017, 09:07:38 pm »
Will never understand handballing on the line when there's 30+ minutes left in a game. Just stupid
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9015 on: April 24, 2017, 09:07:43 pm »
Phil lad.

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9016 on: April 24, 2017, 09:08:01 pm »
Red card for Preston and penalty for Newcastle. That should be it!
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9017 on: April 24, 2017, 09:08:34 pm »
What a penalty! Welcome back Rafa!
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9018 on: April 24, 2017, 09:08:42 pm »
Boss pen, looks done now.

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9019 on: April 24, 2017, 09:08:49 pm »
Welcome back to the Premier League Rafa :scarf
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9020 on: April 24, 2017, 09:08:54 pm »
Hope the Newcastle fans aren't massive c*nts again like they were at Anfield last season.

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9021 on: April 24, 2017, 09:08:58 pm »
Surely they can't be caught now.
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9022 on: April 24, 2017, 09:09:06 pm »
Hahahahaha, daft c*nt, thank you very much.

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9023 on: April 24, 2017, 09:09:24 pm »
hilarious handball from PNE... and comedy gold reaction from the newcastle players... there's a few gifs coming from that, surely. Surely!!

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9024 on: April 24, 2017, 09:09:55 pm »
Good to see Newcastle and Rafa back where they belong.

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9025 on: April 24, 2017, 09:10:09 pm »
Hahahahaha, daft c*nt, thank you very much.


Good for you Paul. Can't let it slip now.
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9026 on: April 24, 2017, 09:11:02 pm »
Fucking hell I forgot all about Paul Gallagher :lmao He was fucking brain dead at Leicester

Welcome back Rafa and the Magpies
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9027 on: April 24, 2017, 09:11:16 pm »
Get the benny hill music on :lmao
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9028 on: April 24, 2017, 09:11:19 pm »
Putting some gloss on the scoreline now :)
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9029 on: April 24, 2017, 09:11:53 pm »
I've not watched much of Newcastle this season (or last, but have been following the results). I must say it's nice to hear pretty much a full crowd singing Rafa's name. Nice finish from
Perez :D

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9030 on: April 24, 2017, 09:12:03 pm »
That's that

Hooray for Rafa and the toon
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9031 on: April 24, 2017, 09:12:05 pm »
Welcome back Rafa.
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9032 on: April 24, 2017, 09:12:19 pm »
Get the benny hill music on :lmao

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9033 on: April 24, 2017, 09:12:20 pm »
What a difference 12 months makes - Newcastle going up with Rafa Benitez as their manager, Sunderland going down with David Moyes.....  ;D

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9035 on: April 24, 2017, 09:12:29 pm »
6 EASY points next season for us.

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9036 on: April 24, 2017, 09:14:28 pm »



----------Moyes------------------------Rafa
Either we are a club of supporters or become a club of customers.

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9037 on: April 24, 2017, 09:14:37 pm »
Never a doubt in my mind, not once     8)

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9038 on: April 24, 2017, 09:14:48 pm »
Hats off to the Rafatollah and The Toon Army....see yez next year :thumbup
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #9039 on: April 24, 2017, 09:15:00 pm »
Well in Rafa. A real training ground goal that - he'll be happy all that hard work has paid off   :P

Great to hear a crowd actually enjoying themselves at a football ground. It'll be good to have them back.
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