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Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« on: October 17, 2017, 08:31:30 pm »
Easy peasy. Our record could go if we don't ease up in the second half.
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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2017, 08:31:45 pm »
Henderson has been shite

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2017, 08:31:45 pm »

If you want to know the score for the City game just ask Oddball.
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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2017, 08:31:55 pm »
Get Phil, Bobby and Salah off.

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2017, 08:31:57 pm »
That's more like it.

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2017, 08:31:59 pm »
Next goal is crucial here.
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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2017, 08:32:15 pm »
Happy days. Get Ox on and rest the front 3 for Sunday.

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2017, 08:32:20 pm »
Donnie's lads are getting battered. ;D

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2017, 08:32:20 pm »
If Karius spits in his hands after every goal he's going to dehydrate!

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2017, 08:32:21 pm »
Signs of this kind of performance against United, fingers crossed this is the first of many in turning the rut we've been in around.

Fantastic first half from the lads.

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2017, 08:32:26 pm »
No contest at all. But we really needed this to give the lads a confidence boost. Don’t ease up reds, put as many past them as you can!
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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2017, 08:32:31 pm »
Ouch, wouldn't want to be in that Maribor dressing room at half time. As close to perfect as you'll get, absolutely men against boys on every level.

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2017, 08:32:34 pm »
Get Phil, Bobby and Salah off.

Wait for Salah to get his hat trick, should be able to sub him 10 min into the second half.
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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2017, 08:32:39 pm »
Finally doing what we should be doing to teams of this standard. Could easily be 6-0.

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2017, 08:32:51 pm »
Poor bastards are taking our weeks of frustration.

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2017, 08:32:52 pm »
Get Phil, Bobby and Salah off.

Been dominant.
Sturridge, AOC and Solanke on?
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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2017, 08:32:52 pm »
Get Phil, Bobby and Salah off.

Been dominant.

is right.

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2017, 08:32:53 pm »
captain's performance from Milner

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2017, 08:32:55 pm »
That's more like it! Salah is absolutely quality.

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2017, 08:32:59 pm »
I know it’s Maribor etc etc but James Milner has been absolutely fucking brilliant.

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2017, 08:33:00 pm »
Get Phil, Bobby and Salah off.

Been dominant.
Salah hattrick. Leave him on.

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2017, 08:33:01 pm »
Brilliant.

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2017, 08:33:14 pm »
Another goal or two probably would finish this off.

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2017, 08:33:14 pm »
Sturridge, AOC and Solanke on?

Sounds good to me!

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2017, 08:33:16 pm »
Should've been 7-0 up. Shite.

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2017, 08:33:23 pm »
Loving this. Great performance lads. Lets get the ox on and have 4 more in the second half
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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #27 on: October 17, 2017, 08:33:36 pm »
Rest a few for Sunday.

Plenty of gaps will appear in the second half.

Hope Spartak hold on for a point.

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #28 on: October 17, 2017, 08:33:45 pm »
Gini. go get your away goal son! the second half should have that sole objective  ;D

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2017, 08:33:48 pm »


One fucking amazing first half! Really hope we add at least one or two more in the second half, but what a performance so far! We could easily have scored a few more!

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #30 on: October 17, 2017, 08:33:49 pm »
Fantastic performance. Please make HT subs to rest some of the lads.

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #31 on: October 17, 2017, 08:33:49 pm »
Milner has been good in the middle of everything. Keep it up Reds let's get a few more. Everyone's been saying someone would get a beating.
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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #32 on: October 17, 2017, 08:34:03 pm »
They’re um....they’re not good
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #33 on: October 17, 2017, 08:34:05 pm »
That Coutinho goal was a thing of beauty, from one side  of the field to the other. Hopefully a big win will.give us some Confidence to take to Wembley, although could do without Spuds beating RM!!
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Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #34 on: October 17, 2017, 08:34:11 pm »
Is GD important in the groups, or is it judged on head to head?

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #35 on: October 17, 2017, 08:34:12 pm »
Beşiktaş vibes. Hopefully Salah can be Yossi today!

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #36 on: October 17, 2017, 08:34:15 pm »
Henderson has been shite

Did you see him just standing by the touchline.....jesus it's like he wasn't even playing. Probably should sell him

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #37 on: October 17, 2017, 08:34:24 pm »
Milner with a Captain's performance

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #38 on: October 17, 2017, 08:34:37 pm »
I reckon we'll go on to win this.

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Re: Half time: NK Maribor 0-4 Liverpool
« Reply #39 on: October 17, 2017, 08:34:39 pm »
Faultless performance. Lets annihilate these and send a message to the other two teams. Up the Reds.
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