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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5360 on: September 15, 2019, 08:40:36 am »
Cool goal from Tamori, but that is dog shit goalkeeping from Patricio 

Watching it this morning and that was my thinking too. Great shot but Patricio should have saved that comfortably, don't know what he was doing.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5361 on: September 15, 2019, 08:43:23 am »
I really want that Chelsea centre back to be wrongly booked for simulation so I can roll out a Tomori Never Dives pun. Don’t think it’s going to happen though so need to get it out there anyway.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5362 on: September 15, 2019, 09:08:37 am »
Jenas on Kane

‘Is he known for diving? I would say no’

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Me on Jenas

‘Is he known for being a good pundit? I would say no’

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5363 on: September 15, 2019, 09:55:52 am »
Me on Jenas

‘Is he known for being a good pundit? I would say no’

Punditry totally devoid of interest or insight. I guess they like him because he's so bland and uncontroversial.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5364 on: September 15, 2019, 11:29:45 am »
Haha. They were actually giving him credit for fouling a player. If you’re English it’s “clever”, if you’re not English it’s “cheating”.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5365 on: September 15, 2019, 08:32:48 pm »
Hodgson, inspiring as ever. “17th place is our only ambition”

Only just catching up with this and heard his post match interview. Not because it's Hodgson - although subconsciously it probably is - but shouldn't they be aiming for higher given their squad? My heart would sink if I were a Palace fan listening to that.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5366 on: September 15, 2019, 08:34:25 pm »
Only just catching up with this and heard his post match interview. Not because it's Hodgson - although subconsciously it probably is - but shouldn't they be aiming for higher given their squad? My heart would sink if I were a Palace fan listening to that. Hodgson was the manager of a team I supported.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5367 on: September 15, 2019, 10:07:56 pm »
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5368 on: September 15, 2019, 11:05:43 pm »
Quality one touch finish from Delph there. Clinical.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5369 on: September 15, 2019, 11:18:25 pm »
I am absolutely sick and tired of the sight and sound of fucking Jermaine Jenas. The c*nt is everywhere you look and no doubt will be soon hopping on a plane first class to a stadium somewhere in Europe for the champions league.

It makes the thought of getting up tomorrow to do a shit job i hate even more heartbreaking

If only I too was an average footballer with no medals from a few years ago.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5370 on: September 21, 2019, 10:44:45 pm »
Nobody but me watching this?  ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5371 on: September 21, 2019, 10:48:26 pm »
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5372 on: September 21, 2019, 10:48:26 pm »
It's on here, I've just told Shearer to stfu dribbling over ADFC!

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5373 on: September 21, 2019, 10:51:04 pm »
Only just seen that result and those highlights now, and that is by far, out of all my life watching football, the worst defending I've ever seen from a side ever. You wouldn't even get that in a Sunday League. It's so bad, you'd be forgiven for thinking it was intentional.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5374 on: September 21, 2019, 10:52:31 pm »
There you go all

Kane’s best goal of all time according to Hoddle 
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5375 on: September 21, 2019, 11:04:36 pm »
Fewm time
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5376 on: September 21, 2019, 11:06:38 pm »
Cahill trying to defend Everton will be hilarious. Said they should be aiming for top 4 before the Bournemouth game.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5377 on: September 21, 2019, 11:07:59 pm »
T. rex punch :lmao
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5378 on: September 21, 2019, 11:10:26 pm »
T. rex punch :lmao
;D ;D
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5379 on: September 21, 2019, 11:10:29 pm »
Cahill trying to defend Everton will be hilarious. Said they should be aiming for top 4 before the Bournemouth game.
Talks shite regardless.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5380 on: September 21, 2019, 11:11:05 pm »
Fukin brilliant from England’s number 1

Utter wank!
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5381 on: September 21, 2019, 11:11:26 pm »
No one can create a wall of booo like that

Sounds like a Zulu war cry
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5382 on: September 21, 2019, 11:11:26 pm »
;D ;D
wish they had Sean Bean on comms...  :lmao
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5383 on: September 21, 2019, 11:13:08 pm »
Sheff Utd manager

‘That’s the worst we’ve played all season’ :lmao
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5384 on: September 21, 2019, 11:13:28 pm »
The lad tops it off with a meg as well! 

What a performance Pickford, boooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5385 on: September 21, 2019, 11:14:13 pm »
Sheff Utd manager

‘That’s the worst we’ve played all season’ :lmao
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5386 on: September 21, 2019, 11:15:40 pm »
Talks shite regardless.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5387 on: September 21, 2019, 11:17:44 pm »
Cahill chatting nonsense Everton’s forward passing and movement wasn’t even close to good enough

Sheff manager has already said they were crap himself

Give it up you bellend
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5388 on: September 21, 2019, 11:29:05 pm »
Do you think managers/players watch MotD with all the... 'Anal'ist stuff on screen... arrows, pockets of space etc.. and think.. Wow thanks... or just F*ck off..  ;D
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5389 on: September 21, 2019, 11:31:48 pm »
What’s Moise Kean like?


I haven’t seen him play yet....
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5390 on: September 21, 2019, 11:35:06 pm »
What’s Moise Kean like?


I haven’t seen him play yet....

On the plus side, he’s only the second worst M. Kean at Everton.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5391 on: September 21, 2019, 11:49:52 pm »
On the plus side, he’s only the second worst M. Kean at Everton.
And the best moysey in a while.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5392 on: September 21, 2019, 11:53:09 pm »
Do you think managers/players watch MotD with all the... 'Anal'ist stuff on screen... arrows, pockets of space etc.. and think.. Wow thanks... or just F*ck off..  ;D

Watford manager could do with seeing shearers prognosis on his players attitude

It looked like they’d all been paid off to be shit
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5393 on: September 22, 2019, 12:17:13 am »
The lad tops it off with a meg as well! 

What a performance Pickford, boooooooooooooooooooooo!

BBC often cut to full time after the last goal unless something happens, nice to see how they feature the boo wall

It takes effort to boo and I'd feel a bit of prick doing it, they seem to have no problem despite the fact many other fans see this as a key characteristic of how poor they are as fans. Why don't they try hissing for a change, or even a slow hand clap.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5394 on: September 22, 2019, 10:50:04 pm »
Top goal by Aubame-bloodclaat-yang.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5395 on: September 22, 2019, 10:51:36 pm »
Jon Moss is a shocking referee.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5396 on: September 22, 2019, 10:52:47 pm »
This Aubamanyang wants to retain the golden boot. Looks like he will score every game. Didn't do much against us mind.

How many goals do you reckon wins golden boot this year?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5397 on: September 22, 2019, 10:52:56 pm »
How's VAR not given that handball at the end? Looked a cert.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5398 on: September 22, 2019, 10:54:23 pm »
John McGinn for Villa looks a very tidy player.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5399 on: September 22, 2019, 10:54:37 pm »
Fuck me, stone waller.