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Jokes so bad they're punny
Solomon Grundy:
I'll start you off :
There is an egg, tomato and a sausage sizzling away in a frying pan.
Sausage says to the tomato - "Bloody hell it's hot in here!"
Tomato turns to the egg and says - "Fuck me, a talking sausage!"
CHOPPER:
A man was shot dead with a starter pistol in Liverpool city centre today. Police believe it was race related.
Solomon Grundy:
--- Quote from: CHOPPERS on May 3, 2016, 07:11:54 pm ---A man was shot dead with a starter pistol in Liverpool city centre today. Police believe it was race related.
--- End quote ---
Type of joke me auld fella would come out with that mate. ;D
Mashy-rawr!nooo:
I'm starting a career in window cleaning. It is just something I can see myself doing.
Chakan:
2 Elephants fell over a cliff.
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