I'd forgotten:
Sharon Osbourne - fake friendliness and cheeriness when you know that in reality she would skin you and make a handbag out of you if you crossed her
Harry Kane - I know it might seem a bit obvious as he is an opposition player but it is more than that. I absolutely cannot stand him, the way he talks, the way the media build him up, absolutely everything. And to top it off, there I was at home quietly watching my son play 'the journey' on FIFA and he suddenly appears as Watford's new signing and starts talking on screen!!