Author Topic: Newbies (Read 34460 times)

Samie · « **on:** July 6, 2017, 05:23:14 pm »

Is it just me or are the majority of new members of RAWK wum's (poor ones at that) and twat's?

And if they do happen to join should access be given to the the transfer and or main forums immediately? How about limiting their access for a bit to the Gen Sports and other boards?

sms1986 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 6, 2017, 05:25:56 pm »

I agree with restricting new members, maybe for a certain time limit or post count?

Titi Camara · « **Reply #2 on:** July 6, 2017, 05:29:43 pm »

Registration is open and whilst they are vetted to a certain extent (limited information) we can never be 100% sure who we're letting in till they start posting.

Whilst restrictions may be an idea, ultimately if they are a wum on a mission it will simply take longer for them to be outed and put in the bin and also result in inane shite on other boards too.

We have some excellent, clever, witty fuckers on here. Surely we can do better than just telling someone to fuck off? Levity in the face of animosity is the way forward buddy

SP · « **Reply #3 on:** July 6, 2017, 05:32:19 pm »

Oh, and telling someone to fuck off will get you banned.

Narwin Dunez · « **Reply #4 on:** July 6, 2017, 05:41:17 pm »

Think we have this thread every transfer window. Who's to say we're any better mate

have you seen the likes of Chakan and crimson tank?

A weatherfield winter wonderland · « **Reply #5 on:** July 6, 2017, 05:41:20 pm »

Quote from: Samie on July 6, 2017, 05:23:14 pm

Is it just me or are the majority of new members of RAWK wum's (poor ones at that) and twat's?

Can't fault their grammar though.

Ernie Clicker · « **Reply #6 on:** July 6, 2017, 09:42:32 pm »

Quote from: Acton Nick on July 6, 2017, 05:41:20 pm

Can't fault their grammar though.

BlackandWhitePaul · « **Reply #7 on:** July 6, 2017, 10:41:19 pm »

Quote from: Samie on July 6, 2017, 05:23:14 pm

Is it just me or are the majority of new members of RAWK wum's (poor ones at that) and twat's?

And if they do happen to join should access be given to the the transfer and or main forums immediately? How about limiting their access for a bit to the Gen Sports and other boards?

Quote from: sms1986, please? Thanks! on July 6, 2017, 05:25:56 pm

I agree with restricting new members, maybe for a certain time limit or post count?

You 2 are a couple of wum's, and a couple of twats so wind your necks in huh

sms1986 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 7, 2017, 08:01:13 am »

Quote from: Black and White Paula on July 6, 2017, 10:41:19 pm

You 2 are a couple of wum's, and a couple of twats so wind your necks in huh

How are the trolley steering lessons going?

BlackandWhitePaul · « **Reply #9 on:** July 7, 2017, 09:27:47 am »

Fabulous darling, faaaaaabulous.

I've not crashed one in ages

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #10 on:** July 7, 2017, 05:24:32 pm »

Quote from: Samie on July 6, 2017, 05:23:14 pm

Is it just me or are the majority of new members of RAWK wum's (poor ones at that) and twat's?

And if they do happen to join should access be given to the the transfer and or main forums immediately? How about limiting their access for a bit to the Gen Sports and other boards?

Weren't you recently banned from the transfer forum for carrying on??

Crimson_Tank · « **Reply #11 on:** July 8, 2017, 02:46:09 am »

Quote from: Le Jake on July 6, 2017, 05:41:17 pm

Think we have this thread every transfer window. Who's to say we're any better mate have you seen the likes of Chakan and crimson tank?

You hold you tongue.

Actually, I take no offense to this, I post short uninspiring things.

Crimson_Tank · « **Reply #12 on:** July 8, 2017, 02:48:23 am »

Quote from: Lawnmowerman on July 7, 2017, 05:24:32 pm

Weren't you recently banned from the transfer forum for carrying on??

For saying Salah failed his medical.

A poorly timed jest, not like some of the newbies.

Samie · « **Reply #13 on:** July 30, 2017, 10:31:25 pm »

Well we've uncovered a crackpot right wing nutter, who happens to be a Chelsea fan.

I mean newbies of 2016/17 have been piss poor.

Always in a pub barney on christmas eve · « **Reply #14 on:** July 30, 2017, 10:50:40 pm »

Quote from: Samie on July 30, 2017, 10:31:25 pm

Well we've uncovered a crackpot right wing nutter, who happens to be a Chelsea fan.

I mean newbies of 2016/17 have been piss poor.

The worst c*nt I've ever seen on this site trying to play all high and fucking mighty. Scummy c*nt

FlashGordon · « **Reply #15 on:** July 30, 2017, 11:02:40 pm »

Quote from: Ronnie Pickering on July 30, 2017, 10:50:40 pm

The worst c*nt I've ever seen on this site trying to play all high and fucking mighty. Scummy c*nt

Agreed and the c*nt even gave up his own Twitter bio willingly, obviously not the full shilling.

Billy Elliot · « **Reply #16 on:** August 1, 2017, 11:49:50 am »

Quote from: SP on July 6, 2017, 05:32:19 pm

Oh, and telling someone to fuck off will get you banned.

Fuck off!

BlackandWhitePaul · « **Reply #17 on:** August 1, 2017, 12:19:48 pm »

Quote from: stephen075 on August 1, 2017, 11:49:50 am

Fuck off!

See ya

Titi Camara · « **Reply #18 on:** August 1, 2017, 12:29:03 pm »

Quote from: stephen075 on August 1, 2017, 11:49:50 am

Fuck off!

Billy Elliot · « **Reply #19 on:** August 3, 2017, 02:14:54 pm »

You'd have to be quite childish to abuse someone on an internet forum and get banned for a few days.

Zlen · « **Reply #20 on:** August 3, 2017, 02:21:31 pm »

Don't know, hard to generalise.
But I have to say that period when registrations were closed was kind of nice.

Billy Elliot · « **Reply #21 on:** August 3, 2017, 02:48:17 pm »

Don't like this 'watched' thing. Have to keep double checking my web cam is switched off. In a bit of a state, here, don't want to leave the house and curtains are drawn.

Sarge · « **Reply #22 on:** August 3, 2017, 06:00:17 pm »

Quote from: SP on July 6, 2017, 05:32:19 pm

Oh, and telling someone to fuck off will get you banned.

Hard to disagree, some very interesting newbies knocking about though.

Sarge · « **Reply #23 on:** August 3, 2017, 06:00:53 pm »

Quote from: stephen075 on August 1, 2017, 11:49:50 am

Fuck off!

Not cool, not cool at all.

Mutton Geoff · « **Reply #24 on:** August 3, 2017, 07:32:53 pm »

Quote from: stephen075 on August 1, 2017, 11:49:50 am

Fuck off!

Think i will wait for the Stephen 076 model, it might have a more erudite upgrade.

Billy Elliot · « **Reply #25 on:** August 3, 2017, 11:37:24 pm »

Quote from: Mutton Geoff on August 3, 2017, 07:32:53 pm

Think i will wait for the Stephen 076 model, it might have a more erudite upgrade.

Just a 60% warning I'm afraid so It's still 075. I was erudite, I weighed up whether I was likely to have anything interesting to say for the next few days before posting it.

The temptation was too much to bear.

Although I'm fairly certain SP didn't take it serious, I should apologise really. Afterall now that I'm being watched for another 59 days it's a bit like a punishment to themselves. 59 days of reading my bollocks with a fine tooth comb, fuck me I feel sorry for them.

Soz SP, (and other mods).

Quote from: stephen075 on August 3, 2017, 02:14:54 pm

You'd have to be quite childish to abuse someone on an internet forum and get banned for a few days.

Always in a pub barney on christmas eve · « **Reply #26 on:** April 21, 2019, 03:14:35 pm »

Quote from: SP on July 6, 2017, 05:32:19 pm

Oh, and telling someone to fuck off will get you banned.

I see this no longer applies

Pheeny · « **Reply #27 on:** May 23, 2019, 03:48:18 pm »

Quote from: Barneylfc on April 21, 2019, 03:14:35 pm

I see this no longer applies

Fuck off, it does...

gordo · « **Reply #28 on:** September 20, 2019, 12:56:43 pm »

Any idea on when newbies will be allowed again? I’ve got a mate who has been after joining for ages but we both keep missing registration windows.

Ernie Clicker · « **Reply #29 on:** September 20, 2019, 06:35:14 pm »

Quote from: gordo on September 20, 2019, 12:56:43 pm

Any idea on when newbies will be allowed again? I’ve got a mate who has been after joining for ages but we both keep missing registration windows.

Pm me his details mate and I'll register him.

email and user name.

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #30 on:** September 20, 2019, 08:08:26 pm »

Quote from: John C on September 20, 2019, 06:35:14 pm

Pm me his details mate and I'll register him.

email and user name.

You doin this cash in hand John to pay ye gambling debts?

A weatherfield winter wonderland · « **Reply #31 on:** September 20, 2019, 08:42:12 pm »

Quote from: Capon Debaser on September 20, 2019, 08:08:26 pm

You doin this cash in hand John to pay ye gambling debts?

Just seen him coming out of a back street bookies saying he’d put a grand on Southampton to win 3-2. It’ll take a lot of new members to pay that off.

gordo · « **Reply #32 on:** September 21, 2019, 10:03:15 am »

Quote from: John C on September 20, 2019, 06:35:14 pm

Pm me his details mate and I'll register him.

email and user name.

Sorted nice one. Don’t spend it all on the one bet

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #33 on:** September 21, 2019, 05:58:32 pm »

Never liked a girl well enough to give her 12 sharp knives · « **Reply #34 on:** September 21, 2019, 06:03:04 pm »

Please tell me the new lad who we let in is called, Shoe. I won't know which one to follow....

Samie · « **Reply #35 on:** December 26, 2019, 02:37:31 pm »

Have you lads opened the stables again? Seems to be a handful of newbies posting and some maybe past returnees.

Ernie Clicker · « **Reply #36 on:** December 26, 2019, 05:28:51 pm »

Quote from: Samie on December 26, 2019, 02:37:31 pm

Have you lads opened the stables again? Seems to be a handful of newbies posting and some maybe past returnees.

Yes Samie mate, feel free to welcome our newcomers.

You're right, there is always a danger some previous posters will slip back in.

Samie · « **Reply #37 on:** December 26, 2019, 10:24:59 pm »

I shall stand outside the Rawk gates John but for them to post first they must be comprehensively interrogated by Capon and Chopper.

Hazell · « **Reply #38 on:** December 26, 2019, 10:37:06 pm »

Quote from: John C on December 26, 2019, 05:28:51 pm

Yes Samie mate, feel free to welcome our newcomers.

You're right, there is always a danger some previous posters will slip back in.

Where's the guy who creams himself every day? I'll be honest, I've been doing that whenever I watch us play these days.

Ernie Clicker · « **Reply #39 on:** December 26, 2019, 10:44:25 pm »

Quote from: Samie on December 26, 2019, 10:24:59 pm

I shall stand outside the Rawk gates John but for them to post first they must be comprehensively interrogated by Capon and Chopper.

Yes, please do, don't take those two knobheads with yer though mate.

Quote from: Dick Jon Hall With Hazell's Lolly on December 26, 2019, 10:37:06 pm

Where's the guy who creams himself every day? I'll be honest, I've been doing that whenever I watch us play these days.

Nurtro man or something?