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Hello. Please can I post a new message in the main footy forum?
« on: January 13, 2022, 03:03:39 pm »
I think it got disabled because of some angry China-related posts a long long time ago. I will be good.

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Re: Hello. Please can I post a new message in the main footy forum?
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2022, 05:32:13 pm »
DONT LET HIM

He’s just pm’d me saying he hates chop suey rolls and Hai karate aftershave

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Re: Hello. Please can I post a new message in the main footy forum?
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2022, 05:36:37 pm »
DONT LET HIM

He’s just pm’d me saying he hates chop suey rolls and Hai karate aftershave

He sent me one saying T’Pau were overrated.

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Re: Hello. Please can I post a new message in the main footy forum?
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2022, 05:39:32 pm »
He sent me one saying T’Pau were overrated.

Maybe if he was made to beg a litttle more...
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Re: Hello. Please can I post a new message in the main footy forum?
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2022, 05:43:58 pm »
DONT LET HIM

He’s just pm’d me saying he hates chop suey rolls and Hai karate aftershave
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However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2022, 06:32:36 pm »
Dickheads. Ta.
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Re: Hello. Please can I post a new message in the main footy forum?
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2022, 06:34:10 pm »
I don't even know what that Karate thing is but have vague recollections of taking the piss out of it. What was that other one - white bottle?
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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2022, 07:17:54 pm »
I don't even know what that Karate thing is but have vague recollections of taking the piss out of it. What was that other one - white bottle?
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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2022, 07:25:39 pm »
Old Spice, I just remembered.
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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2022, 10:07:24 pm »
To the MODS - give me a break please.
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« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2022, 07:47:51 pm »
To the MODS - give me a break please.
What is it you're after barrow boy? We don't even know mate?

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« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2022, 07:49:34 pm »
What is it you're after barrow boy? We don't even know mate?

A new change to Eli, The Barrow Boy.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2022, 07:52:17 pm »
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Re: Hello. Please can I post a new message in the main footy forum?
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2022, 11:35:13 pm »
What is it you're after barrow boy? We don't even know mate?
I just want the option to post new topics in the proper footy forum. The one with oojason's video links etc.

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« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2022, 11:56:49 pm »
I write bits and bobs for fun. Here's an example (I like the edit bit at the end, a year or so later):

Copy and pasted....

"End of 2018/19

We’ve been starved of properly competing for most of the last couple of decades. Ok, we’ve won some trophies and been runners-up a couple of times, but only really in 2013/14 from recent years did it feel like we had a real chance at a big one. And this from a team that won 6 league titles out of 9 from 1982 to 1990 as I was turning from a child to an adult.

2001 felt like a huge monkey off the back, 2005 even moreso, but we were in danger of hitting the barren times again this summer, and on the back of desperately close heartbreak this time. 7 years since we won a League Cup, and that 6 years after the FA Cup, so that’s quite a bit of time with so little success isn’t it., and all the while watching, first, United winning everything in sight, before along came moneyed Chelsea and then moneyed City, as we ourselves got to, but then lost, the FA Cup Final, the League Cup Final, the Europa League Final, and then the Champions League Final.

What this team has done this season, for us – the fans, for the manager, for the players themselves – certain players in particular (you know who I mean) ….what this team has done this season, for all of us, is to get rid of a big fucking King-Kong-sized gorilla off our backs.

Since the Champions League era, post Heysel, we’ve now won it twice and lost it twice – 4 finals. Plus we’ve won and lost in 2 Uefa Cup finals. United, for example, after two decades almost unrivalled domestically can’t even match that. Chelsea scraped one, and at least Arsenal and Tottenham can say they got there. As for City, well… I expect it’s coming, but who knows.

Anyway, fuck City and the rest – we should just bask in this because it’s reward for years of hard work and strong, exciting football, of enduring the failures at the last hurdle, of continuing to sing and believe that something truly special wasn’t far off. Because we are Liverpool.

Now let’s go and win the League.

edit: End of 2019/20 

And then we did.


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Re: Hello. Please can I post a new message in the main footy forum?
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2022, 10:38:19 am »
To the MODS...

Thanks for giving me the 'new topic' option in the main forum but any chance of my name back "Barrow Shaun" or at least change it to "I write bits and bobs" and omit the "for fun" bit? Some of the stuff I do is serious, and the "for fun" doesn't suit.

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« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2022, 11:53:22 am »
;D

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« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2022, 09:06:01 pm »
To the MODS...

Thanks for giving me the 'new topic' option in the main forum but any chance of my name back "Barrow Shaun" or at least change it to "I write bits and bobs" and omit the "for fun" bit? Some of the stuff I do is serious, and the "for fun" doesn't suit.

Thanks.
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« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2022, 09:17:52 pm »
Don't understand that really disturbing picture, but thank you.
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« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2022, 11:22:26 pm »
Now I'm confused. I had the 'new topic' thing and posted something, but it has gone. I thought it was an ok post?
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« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2022, 11:27:16 pm »
I did read your thread. Did you really need to post that on the main LFC forum?

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« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2022, 11:41:20 pm »
Was it about China again?

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« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2022, 03:16:46 am »
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« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2022, 10:35:20 am »
I'll take Baldrick. Love Blackadder.
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« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2022, 10:44:27 am »
I'll take Baldrick. Love Blackadder.

who the fuck is baldrick?
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« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2022, 05:05:39 pm »
Have you been eating dung again?

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« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2022, 05:42:15 pm »
Have you been eating dung again?
Dont mention Dung mate. He'll think its some Chinese bloke an kick off again

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« Reply #27 on: January 16, 2022, 05:53:38 pm »
 :duh   :lmao
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« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2022, 09:36:57 pm »
Wow. Sides are splitting here. Such incisive wit, it's like Bill Hicks is still around.

MODS: Can I please have my name back (Barrow Shaun), and can I please have 'no new topics' removed from under my name (even if you leave me with the option to post no new topics) ?

I've done nothing wrong here and I happen to like this forum.

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« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2022, 09:38:07 pm »
who the fuck is baldrick?

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« Reply #30 on: January 16, 2022, 09:39:22 pm »
Have you been eating dung again?

Well, I've been a horse for a highwayman all day, so too busy.
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« Reply #31 on: January 16, 2022, 09:40:06 pm »
Dont mention Dung mate. He'll think its some Chinese bloke an kick off again

Ah, your casual racism and general ignorance does you proud.
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« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2022, 09:41:56 pm »
I did read your thread. Did you really need to post that on the main LFC forum?

Fair point. Probably not. Was just testing it because it was something to hand, and happy to post something new again. Agreed, probably not ideal, but not like I was trying to offend anyone either was it.
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« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2022, 09:41:56 pm »
I happen to like this forum.

Cheers.

Why, if they wont let you start new topics.
Tell me what topics you want to start and I can start them for you
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« Reply #34 on: January 16, 2022, 09:44:03 pm »
Ok, Ian Rush memories, when John Barnes got everyone standing up in the seats, best atmosphere ever experienced live (home and away)....   just a start. Go for it. Ta.
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« Reply #35 on: January 16, 2022, 10:03:23 pm »
Ah, your casual racism and general ignorance does you proud.
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« Reply #36 on: January 16, 2022, 11:08:59 pm »
Hello Baldrick Barrow mate, no other poster can see your 'no LFC topics' category. So you've brought this on to yourself. Likewise we don't usually discuss profiles publicly but you've created a thread for everyone to discuss your profile publicly :)

It will have been given initially for a previous unwanted thread.

You asked for it to be removed on the basis that you'll play nicely. We generously and promptly removed it not knowing that you had a cunning plan.
Within minutes you started a thread about your love for the club, there's dozens you could add to, there was no need for a new thread on the main forum.
The Professor of Cunning at Oxford University could have told you that.

We'll kindly revert your user name, we'll remove the offensive topic category and we offer our profuse apologies for any inconvenience.


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« Reply #37 on: January 17, 2022, 06:05:43 pm »
Hello Baldrick Barrow mate, no other poster can see your 'no LFC topics' category. So you've brought this on to yourself. Likewise we don't usually discuss profiles publicly but you've created a thread for everyone to discuss your profile publicly :)

It will have been given initially for a previous unwanted thread.

You asked for it to be removed on the basis that you'll play nicely. We generously and promptly removed it not knowing that you had a cunning plan.
Within minutes you started a thread about your love for the club, there's dozens you could add to, there was no need for a new thread on the main forum.
The Professor of Cunning at Oxford University could have told you that.

We'll kindly revert your user name, we'll remove the offensive topic category and we offer our profuse apologies for any inconvenience.

Thanks mate. I didn't realise some of that (public profiles stuff) and also I'll post appropriately. No offence ever meant to anyone.
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« Reply #38 on: January 17, 2022, 06:10:37 pm »
Ok, Ian Rush memories, when John Barnes got everyone standing up in the seats, best atmosphere ever experienced live (home and away)....   just a start. Go for it. Ta.

15 pages of John Barnes goodness on here for you. Feel free to add more, always good to read old memories of him: https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=236064.0

Ian Rush thread: https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=321706.0

Not quite the same as a new thread I know but might get some traction.


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« Reply #39 on: January 17, 2022, 06:22:29 pm »
15 pages of John Barnes goodness on here for you. Feel free to add more, always good to read old memories of him: https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=236064.0

Ian Rush thread: https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=321706.0

Not quite the same as a new thread I know but might get some traction.

Thanks. Will have a look right now. Only really ever been in the main forum really, except for this particular thread. Really don't know my way around this site, the forums etc. Mostly just come on for the oojason video links and the streams when live, plus a bit of chat about current stuff re the team, league, etc.
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