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You seem bitter.
Not at all. I just never really warmed to him. Bitter implies he was one of my favourites, which he wasn't.

I just seem to recall he was angling to move, had a oh so professional pop at Rafa when he went, and no doubt was shit-stirring when his mate Torres was looking to escape. He's not LFC family.
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Pretty astonishing goal that yerno.

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In the last couple of seasons he got plenty of playing time. I thought he couldn't wait to jump ship basically. Shame because I loved him when he was here and we really miss his ability to pick his way through a packed defence. I don't think we were looking to sell him though were we? I could be wrong.
You're not wrong. He made his own arrangements to leave, forcing the sale.

I wouldn't pine for him too much, I think we have a potentially better replacement in Pacheco.
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I went "Ha-Ha" in my head as soon as read the title.
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Massively underrated by a lot of people in my view. We've missed his ability and vision to pick a pass in crowded situations and unlock a stubborn defence since he left as well as prior to his arrival. I'm not sure about the details of his departure but regardless of that and purely on talent, he's a very, very good player.

I wouldn't pine for him too much, I think we have a potentially better replacement in Pacheco.

And there opens up another can of worms. I agree by the way. It just doesn't seem as though Kenny does, for whatever reason. That's for another thread, though.
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I went "Ha-Ha" in my head as soon as read the title.
Lets hope they want Joe Cole back now

Did you not notice that the thread was started last year? And that Yossi scored a beauty for them the other day?

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Fucking hell. I need to keep up
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That goal was shite, a good player would have brought it down first time  ;)

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Fucking hell. I need to keep up

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That's a cracking goal

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They're not even trying so that automatically makes the goal shite.

Fuck him.
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You're not wrong Mr Limp Dick.

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;D Oi Its SEMI Limp Dick

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It was good, but let's not get carried away. It's not like he scored against a Guandong or a Malaysia XI.
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It was good, but let's not get carried away. It's not like he scored against a Guandong or a Malaysia XI.

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Lovely goal

It was good, but let's not get carried away. It's not like he scored against a Guandong or a Malaysia XI.

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Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #98 on: July 14, 2011, 11:56:34 pm »

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Re: Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #99 on: July 15, 2011, 12:01:49 am »
For those that don't know:

Yossi scored for Chelsea in a pre-season game a couple of days ago. He used the back of his foot to knock the ball over his head and over the advancing keeper to score and everyone was mentioning it on Twitter/YouTube/Facebook/everywhere. Did you not see it? It was a cracking goal, are you sure you didn't see it? Everyone was raving about it. You're sure? Okay. Well it was a great goal. Knocked it over the keeper he did with his heel. A wonder goal everyone was saying, like, everyone. Really hard to miss it. It was on SSN quite a lot as well. How did you miss it?

Let me extend my gratitude from the whole of RAWK for posting that for the people that missed it.
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Re: Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #100 on: July 15, 2011, 12:03:20 am »
First time i've seen that mate thanks.
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Re: Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #101 on: July 15, 2011, 12:04:48 am »
I heard Rooney scored a wondergoal as well sometime last season. Any chance you have that in your repertoire? Obviously not for this thread.
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Re: Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #102 on: July 15, 2011, 12:06:47 am »
500k views? WTH.
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Re: Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #103 on: July 15, 2011, 12:58:36 am »
For those that don't know:

Yossi scored for Chelsea in a pre-season game a couple of days ago. He used the back of his foot to knock the ball over his head and over the advancing keeper to score and everyone was mentioning it on Twitter/YouTube/Facebook/everywhere. Did you not see it? It was a cracking goal, are you sure you didn't see it? Everyone was raving about it. You're sure? Okay. Well it was a great goal. Knocked it over the keeper he did with his heel. A wonder goal everyone was saying, like, everyone. Really hard to miss it. It was on SSN quite a lot as well. How did you miss it?

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Re: Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #104 on: July 15, 2011, 02:53:14 am »
Back in Chelsea's team and it seems also back on Corrie too.
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Re: Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #105 on: July 15, 2011, 07:48:56 am »
would have made more appearances here if he had stayed instead of jumping the ship at first occasion. Still a cracking player nonetheless.
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Re: Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #106 on: July 15, 2011, 07:55:18 am »
Cracking bit of art.

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Re: Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #107 on: July 15, 2011, 07:57:20 am »
Yossi Benanoun.
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Re: Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #108 on: July 15, 2011, 08:04:07 am »
gifted player.

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Re: Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #109 on: July 15, 2011, 08:38:20 am »
Thanks for posting. I'm not an avid SSN fan, so this is first time I've seen it. Cheers

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Re: Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #110 on: July 15, 2011, 09:14:28 am »
Not sure he meant the last kick to goal. The defender was on his arse so he knew he had to put more weight on it to take it away from the defender and luckily for him the keeper came out and the ball went in.
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Re: Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #111 on: July 15, 2011, 11:13:44 am »
Fluke

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Re: Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #112 on: July 15, 2011, 11:22:26 am »
Not bad. But could he do it on a wet, windy cold night against stoke is the question.

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Re: Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #113 on: July 15, 2011, 11:22:47 am »
What a goal.
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Re: Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #114 on: July 15, 2011, 06:35:13 pm »
Djimi T could have done that easy peasy !
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Re: Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #115 on: July 15, 2011, 06:36:42 pm »
Djimi T could have done that easy peasy !
Eeeeeegor with a cheeky through ball?
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Re: Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #116 on: July 15, 2011, 06:37:57 pm »
Eeeeeegor with a cheeky through ball?

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Re: Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #117 on: July 15, 2011, 06:51:20 pm »
For those that don't know:

Yossi scored for Chelsea in a pre-season game a couple of days ago. He used the back of his foot to knock the ball over his head and over the advancing keeper to score and everyone was mentioning it on Twitter/YouTube/Facebook/everywhere. Did you not see it? It was a cracking goal, are you sure you didn't see it? Everyone was raving about it. You're sure? Okay. Well it was a great goal. Knocked it over the keeper he did with his heel. A wonder goal everyone was saying, like, everyone. Really hard to miss it. It was on SSN quite a lot as well. How did you miss it?

Let me extend my gratitude from the whole of RAWK for posting that for the people that missed it.

What would possess you to be such an asshole to a new member of the community and fellow red.

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Re: Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #118 on: July 15, 2011, 07:26:20 pm »
thanks for that some goal,

always feel he has never fulfilled his potential

he looked amazing at times in Spain

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Re: Yossi Benayoun
« Reply #119 on: July 15, 2011, 07:48:44 pm »
What would possess you to be such an asshole to a new member of the community and fellow red.

A bad mood and/or general apathy in regards to life at the moment. That, or demons.
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