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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #840 on: February 23, 2020, 05:02:38 pm »
Never change Everton ;D
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #841 on: February 23, 2020, 05:02:40 pm »
Haha.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #842 on: February 23, 2020, 05:02:41 pm »
Nice goal 2-1.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #843 on: February 23, 2020, 05:03:07 pm »
Normal business has resumed.  :)

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #844 on: February 23, 2020, 05:03:22 pm »
What a pass by the ass clown  :lmao
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #845 on: February 23, 2020, 05:03:28 pm »
What a ball from Luiz!
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #846 on: February 23, 2020, 05:03:37 pm »
So easy.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #847 on: February 23, 2020, 05:03:52 pm »
Arf!

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #848 on: February 23, 2020, 05:04:01 pm »
Some great goals here...Wont be anywhere near to the last

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #849 on: February 23, 2020, 05:05:23 pm »
BS lucky to get away with that defending.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #850 on: February 23, 2020, 05:05:34 pm »
What a ball from Luiz!
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #851 on: February 23, 2020, 05:05:53 pm »
Not sure what Sidibé is, but he is not a footballer. Rubbish.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #852 on: February 23, 2020, 05:07:24 pm »
Anchelotti needs sacking,he has destroyed Pickfords confidence.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #853 on: February 23, 2020, 05:07:48 pm »
Not sure what Sidibé is, but he is not a footballer. Rubbish.

He's on loan at Everton, tells ya all you need to know.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #854 on: February 23, 2020, 05:08:12 pm »
Something I have noticed about mina. His legs seem to telegraph the pass he is about to make about 20 seconds before his brain reacts
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #855 on: February 23, 2020, 05:08:25 pm »
The tragedy of David Luiz is he played his career at CB when he'd be a really top quality midfielder / DM.
Didn't Rafa try him out at DM a few times?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #856 on: February 23, 2020, 05:08:25 pm »
Arsenal are about as threatening looking as a poodle at the moment

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #857 on: February 23, 2020, 05:11:02 pm »
The way Pickford jumps when the ball has gone in. 😀

He reminds me a lot of Paul Robinson and Shay Given. Those two used to dive spectacularly for pretty routine saves.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #858 on: February 23, 2020, 05:11:32 pm »
Didn't Rafa try him out at DM a few times?
Played the best football of his career there, and when Conte played him as a spare CB in a three. But by God he can't play in a 4 man defence.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #859 on: February 23, 2020, 05:12:34 pm »
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #860 on: February 23, 2020, 05:12:41 pm »
He reminds me a lot of Paul Robinson and Shay Given. Those two used to dive spectacularly for pretty routine saves.

Didn't notice that with the other two, sure Pickford is just hyper to be honest.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #861 on: February 23, 2020, 05:16:42 pm »
It's all kicking off, yellow card for sulky kid.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #862 on: February 23, 2020, 05:18:37 pm »
The Everton team is a strange mixture of young and old. Have to say I’ve always liked Leighton Baines - at 35 he’s well past his prime, but he’s still a decent back up, and his delivery is excellent.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #863 on: February 23, 2020, 05:19:20 pm »
Good keeping :duh
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #864 on: February 23, 2020, 05:19:21 pm »
:lmao this defending.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #865 on: February 23, 2020, 05:19:40 pm »
What is the keeper doing there?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #866 on: February 23, 2020, 05:19:55 pm »
Arsenal are a shambles at the back. 2-2.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #867 on: February 23, 2020, 05:20:04 pm »
Poor goalkeeper

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #868 on: February 23, 2020, 05:20:19 pm »
Weren't people saying that Arsenal have been a lot more solid defensively under Arteta?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #869 on: February 23, 2020, 05:20:25 pm »
Literally an argument between keepers to prove who is shitter
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #870 on: February 23, 2020, 05:20:29 pm »
Leno doing his best to take the focus off of Pickford
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #871 on: February 23, 2020, 05:20:32 pm »
What the fuck was that jump from Luiz? ;D
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #872 on: February 23, 2020, 05:20:37 pm »
What's with the weird celebrations in this game?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #873 on: February 23, 2020, 05:21:00 pm »
Hahahahahahahaah
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #874 on: February 23, 2020, 05:21:06 pm »
Arsenal continue to be awful defensively.

Two mediocre teams in truth.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #875 on: February 23, 2020, 05:21:16 pm »
Literally an argument between keepers to prove who is shitter

One only has little arms, the other had little heart going off that goal.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #876 on: February 23, 2020, 05:25:18 pm »
Ancelotti is going to make Everton unbeatable,his genius has turned Richarlison into a £250m player and if he's worth that then Calvert-Lewin is worth £300+m.

It's a good job we have VAR on our side this year or they'd catch,overtake and win the title.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #877 on: February 23, 2020, 05:36:49 pm »
😂
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #878 on: February 23, 2020, 05:36:56 pm »
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 22/02-24/02
« Reply #879 on: February 23, 2020, 05:37:14 pm »
Hahahahaha
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