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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #520 on: January 5, 2013, 06:28:22 pm »


Just glad we'll never have to see him wear our shirt again.
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #521 on: January 5, 2013, 06:34:50 pm »
Quote from: longball on January  5, 2013, 06:28:22 pm
Just glad we'll never have to see him wear our shirt again.

He doesn't seem to be too upset either - 2 assists tonight against the Mancs. Maybe he's given up smoking...  ::)
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #522 on: January 5, 2013, 06:37:02 pm »
Despite he was a flop for us, I wish him well at Westham (and he seems to be enjoying himself over there)
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #523 on: January 5, 2013, 06:37:23 pm »
Quote from: longball on January  5, 2013, 06:28:22 pm


Just glad we'll never have to see him wear our shirt again.

Be glad that his performances in the UEFA helped us go through and have a shot at winning a UEFA title this season.

Be glad that he helped us get 3 points against WHU which could help us get into UEFA competition (either the UEFA league or UEFA cup)

Be glad he passed on experience and tips to youngsters at LFC

Be glad of the charity and community work he did whilst here
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #524 on: January 5, 2013, 06:38:34 pm »
What a great start for him!
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #525 on: January 5, 2013, 06:38:42 pm »
Quote from: LondonRedMan on January  5, 2013, 06:37:23 pm
Be glad that his performances in the UEFA helped us go through and have a shot at winning a UEFA title this season.

Be glad that he helped us get 3 points against WHU which could help us get into UEFA competition (either the UEFA league or UEFA cup)

Be glad he passed on experience and tips to youngsters at LFC

Be glad of the charity and community work he did whilst here

Yeah but like... there's a picture of him where looks silly!
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #526 on: January 5, 2013, 06:39:38 pm »
Fucking hell. Glad we're paying him £50k a week to produce his best football for another club.
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #527 on: January 5, 2013, 06:40:48 pm »
Hahaha... so unused to doing 60 minutes he's just got a nose bleed
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #528 on: January 5, 2013, 06:42:28 pm »
Quote from: LondonRedMan on January  5, 2013, 06:37:23 pm
Be glad that his performances in the UEFA helped us go through and have a shot at winning a UEFA title this season.

Be glad that he helped us get 3 points against WHU which could help us get into UEFA competition (either the UEFA league or UEFA cup)

Be glad he passed on experience and tips to youngsters at LFC

Be glad of the charity and community work he did whilst here

Well done Joe! I would just like us all to remember these sentiments for Voronin too.

So glad right now. So many great contributors to LFC. Have fun Joe. All the best!
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #529 on: January 5, 2013, 06:44:30 pm »
be glad he's beating united for us.
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #530 on: January 5, 2013, 06:51:20 pm »
Quote from: Appreciator of former strikers on January  5, 2013, 06:44:30 pm
be glad he's beating united for us.

What have United got to do with anything?

I'm just glad of his contributions for Liverpool!
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #531 on: January 5, 2013, 06:52:29 pm »
He's a good, very wealthy, man.
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #532 on: January 5, 2013, 07:39:18 pm »
Quote from: AA1122 on January  5, 2013, 06:51:20 pm
What have United got to do with anything?

I'm just glad of his contributions for Liverpool!

Contributions WTF!!!

He scored 5 goals in 3 season for us.

The only time liverpool contributions and joe cole should appear in the same sentence is how the organization contributed to his bank account while he sat at home injured while watching Korean porn.
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #533 on: January 5, 2013, 07:51:54 pm »
Look at Cole record across his career he scores 1-8

1998–2003   West Ham United   126   (10) 1/12
2003–2010   Chelsea                   184   (28) 1/7
2010–2013        Liverpool.                   26   (3)   1/9

He was never a prolific goals corer

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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #534 on: January 5, 2013, 07:54:38 pm »
Had anyone mentioned his wages yet?
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #535 on: January 5, 2013, 08:07:37 pm »
Hope he does well at West Ham. Always have been/will be a fan od his despite it not working out here.
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #536 on: January 5, 2013, 08:09:36 pm »
Quote from: JayH93 on January  5, 2013, 08:07:37 pm
Hope he does well at West Ham. Always have been/will be a fan od his despite it not working out here.
We all wish him well......well, some do.

Does anyone know how much he's on at WHU?
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #537 on: January 5, 2013, 08:12:53 pm »
Quote from: CHOPPER on January  5, 2013, 08:09:36 pm
We all wish him well......well, some do.

Does anyone know how much he's on at WHU?

I've read between 50 - 60k in a few places, not sure how reliable that is though.
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #538 on: January 5, 2013, 08:30:12 pm »
I hope he does well. Didn't work out for us but think he's a sound lad. All the best joe
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #539 on: January 5, 2013, 09:36:52 pm »
Quote from: LondonRedMan on January  5, 2013, 06:37:23 pm
Be glad that his performances in the UEFA helped us go through and have a shot at winning a UEFA title this season.

Be glad that he helped us get 3 points against WHU which could help us get into UEFA competition (either the UEFA league or UEFA cup)

Be glad he passed on experience and tips to youngsters at LFC

Be glad of the charity and community work he did whilst here

Not sure how to respond to that. Are you taking the piss first of all?
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #540 on: January 5, 2013, 09:39:31 pm »
Quote from: longball on January  5, 2013, 09:36:52 pm
Not sure how to respond to that. Are you taking the piss first of all?



why would he be taking the piss, is none of it true?
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #541 on: January 5, 2013, 11:31:27 pm »
Joe Cole already played his first game for his new club. Shouldn't we have this thread locked and archived?
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #542 on: January 7, 2013, 10:22:58 am »
Sounds like a sensible move to make. Joseph Cole is a Liverpool player no more. Let's lock it mods.
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #543 on: January 7, 2013, 10:55:28 am »
Quote from: Koppler on January  5, 2013, 07:39:18 pm
Contributions WTF!!!

He scored 5 goals in 3 season for us.

The only time liverpool contributions and joe cole should appear in the same sentence is how the organization contributed to his bank account while he sat at home injured while watching Korean porn.

Bit dramatic that. 5 goals in 3 seasons can be read as 5 goals and 3 assists in 43 games (many of which were as a sub). He has a better return than downing, henderson, shelvey etc... It didn't work out here but he made a contribution all the same.
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #544 on: March 6, 2013, 10:46:13 am »
http://www.clickliverpool.com/sport/liverpool-fc-news/1218383-moving-to-liverpool-fc-was-a-mistake,-admits-joe-cole.html

Lost a lot of respect for him after these comments. Did you forget how utterly wank you were for 2 seasons you ungrateful little worm?
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #545 on: March 6, 2013, 10:51:13 am »
 ;D

Bitter failed signing who flopped at big club in slating said big club shocker.

Who cares? He's back at West Ham, fuck him. Getting upset that Joe Cole said Chelsea are bigger than Liverpool is like getting upset that a retarded fat dog shit on your carpet. Its the best he can do with the brain he was given. Frankly I'm impressed he's got this far in life without falling out of his window or drinking bleach.
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If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #546 on: March 6, 2013, 10:56:36 am »
And you're still a fat headed c*nt, Joe :wave Never had respect for him anyway. His beloved Chelsea will forever be in our shadow
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #547 on: March 6, 2013, 11:03:05 am »
Oh and just so everyone is nice and prepared, Carroll will say much the same when he leaves.
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Quote from: Caligula? on October 22, 2022, 11:39:15 am
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #548 on: March 6, 2013, 11:03:58 am »
Quote from: CaptainSuarez on March  6, 2013, 10:46:13 am
http://www.clickliverpool.com/sport/liverpool-fc-news/1218383-moving-to-liverpool-fc-was-a-mistake,-admits-joe-cole.html

Lost a lot of respect for him after these comments. Did you forget how utterly wank you were for 2 seasons you ungrateful little worm?
this mercenary is a disgrace 100k a week this is the thanks??? fucking c*nt!!!!!! :no :no :no
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #549 on: March 6, 2013, 12:14:32 pm »
yes joe, it wouldve felt a bit mercenary joining spurs, were as joining chelsea from west ham wasnt at all?

You joined because our club was fucking stupid enough to pay you so much money. Just like you joined Chelsea. You dont actually care what people think you just wanted the money. Less of the bullshit.
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #550 on: March 6, 2013, 12:40:05 pm »
Oh Joe.
Choke on it.
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #551 on: March 6, 2013, 01:16:08 pm »
Well so much for nice guy Joe. After all the money LFC gave him you think he'd have a little more respect. I guess thats too much to ask.
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #552 on: March 6, 2013, 01:32:44 pm »
Haha, well all the idiots who wished him well after taking our club for millions look fucking stupid right now.

Money grabbing c*nt.
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #553 on: March 6, 2013, 01:35:30 pm »
Not surprised to say the least.
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #554 on: March 6, 2013, 01:37:52 pm »
Quote from: foreveragnome on March  6, 2013, 01:32:44 pm
Haha, well all the idiots who wished him well after taking our club for millions look fucking stupid right now.

Money grabbing c*nt.

It's a petition for his sainthood at the top of the page
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #555 on: March 6, 2013, 01:44:45 pm »
Prick...

And a hypocrite as well, he says that he didnt join Spurs because of their rivalry with Chelsea and West Ham and he didnt want to feel like a mercenary but he joined Liverpool despite saying he wasn't passionate about being here in the first place...

Idiot, I rather have eleven shit players that respect where they play and who they play for than having eleven world class players who dont give a toss about nothing but themselves...
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #556 on: March 6, 2013, 01:45:45 pm »
Quote from: shizzledizzle on March  6, 2013, 01:44:45 pm
Prick...

And a hypocrite as well, he says that he didnt join Spurs because of their rivalry with Chelsea and West Ham and he didnt want to feel like a mercenary but he joined Liverpool despite saying he wasn't passionate about being here in the first place...

Idiot, I rather have eleven shit players that respect where they play and who they play for than having eleven world class players who dont give a toss about nothing but themselves...

Why not have the best of both worlds and have a shit player who doesn't give a toss about the club?
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Quote from: Caligula? on October 22, 2022, 11:39:15 am
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #557 on: March 6, 2013, 01:52:04 pm »
What a c*nt.  :butt
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #558 on: March 6, 2013, 01:53:57 pm »
Stupid cockney c*nt. Was a disgrace here.
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Re: All the best with WHAM! to Joe Cole
« Reply #559 on: March 6, 2013, 01:54:38 pm »
Dont think this is fair on Cole. He never got a chance here of course he doesn't speak highly of it. Yea  hes arrogrant but most footballers are.
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