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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3680 on: September 22, 2018, 11:31:37 pm »
I didn't. But in my defence if their own fans can't be arsed to watch, you cant blame me.

Fucking harsh that. 40,000 still turned up while Corrie was on, fair play.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3681 on: September 22, 2018, 11:31:54 pm »
United's home kit is minging. :puke2
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3682 on: September 22, 2018, 11:34:20 pm »
Wish De Gea would fuck off, they’d be battling Everton and Burnley for a mid table spot.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3683 on: September 22, 2018, 11:35:18 pm »
Gobsmacked that no one has commented that the opening goal for Leicester was clearly offside. Possibly could have changed the outcome, though probably not.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3684 on: September 22, 2018, 11:35:45 pm »
Wish De Gea would fuck off, they’d be battling Everton and Burnley for a mid table spot.

someone's started a thread for that ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3685 on: September 22, 2018, 11:36:19 pm »
Arf, great strike that.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3686 on: September 22, 2018, 11:39:09 pm »
Arf, great strike that.

always nice to see a player who can hit it properly on their wrong foot.

Good Portuguese footwork by Rui Patricio on that earlier free kick save too

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3687 on: September 22, 2018, 11:40:25 pm »
Does De Gea ever save anything with his hands? Always seems to be sticking his feet in the way.  Probably why he didn’t dive for the goal, couldn’t get his feet that high.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3688 on: September 22, 2018, 11:40:51 pm »
Wolves look decent side, going to cause a few teams problems.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3689 on: September 22, 2018, 11:42:24 pm »
Kudos to Wolves, playing good footy, not arsed at all by reputations and quite happy to take the game to the so-called big guns. They're going to upset a few this season. A very welcome addition to the Premier League.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3690 on: September 22, 2018, 11:43:17 pm »
Fuck off, Murphy.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3691 on: September 22, 2018, 11:43:36 pm »

Good Portuguese footwork by Rui Patricio on that earlier free kick save too

He's a great buy for them. Looks good so far and must give the defenders in front great confidence.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3692 on: September 22, 2018, 11:45:53 pm »
Kudos to Wolves, playing good footy, not arsed at all by reputations and quite happy to take the game to the so-called big guns. They're going to upset a few this season. A very welcome addition to the Premier League.

Yeah, hope we beat them but they'll help us out massively regardless by taking points off of our rivals.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3693 on: September 22, 2018, 11:45:58 pm »
Gobsmacked that no one has commented that the opening goal for Leicester was clearly offside. Possibly could have changed the outcome, though probably not.

Nah, Iheanacho was just behind Vardy. Close though.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3694 on: September 22, 2018, 11:50:12 pm »
That Fosu Mensah one was almost as bad as the cardiff player on Gundogan.

Both couldn't have been more blatant reds - studs into shins, with a high foot. You can see the refs association instructions during the world cup (to try desperately to keep it 11 vs 11) have seeped into the league

He's a great buy for them. Looks good so far and must give the defenders in front great confidence.
Yeah, and it seems like he's an experienced leader. Probably a good manager to be playing under, in the circumstances

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3695 on: September 22, 2018, 11:51:39 pm »
Nah, Iheanacho was just behind Vardy. Close though.

Well I’ve watched it a few times using the pause/rewind button, and I beg to differ. No big deal mind.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3696 on: September 22, 2018, 11:53:41 pm »
Criticising Klopp because he rested Shaqiri (or actually maybe Milner) after we’ve won 7 on the bounce. Yeah, Jeans and Murphy, you know best. Desperate to justify their existence.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3697 on: September 22, 2018, 11:55:17 pm »
Criticising Klopp because he rested Shaqiri (or actually maybe Milner) after we’ve won 7 on the bounce. Yeah, Jeans and Murphy, you know best. Desperate to justify their existence.

That's why you don't listen to pundits, they're only there as filler and to provoke people to post stuff on social media about what they've said. Just ignore them.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3698 on: September 22, 2018, 11:56:45 pm »
That's why you don't listen to pundits, they're only there as filler and to provoke people to post stuff on social media about what they've said. Just ignore them.


Yep, MOTD is so shit these days, easier to mute the pundits.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3699 on: September 22, 2018, 11:57:02 pm »
Criticising Klopp because he rested Shaqiri (or actually maybe Milner) after we’ve won 7 on the bounce. Yeah, Jeans and Murphy, you know best. Desperate to justify their existence.

he'll be giving Hodgson a chew in a minute

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3700 on: September 22, 2018, 11:57:08 pm »
That was some miss by Sakho.  :o

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3701 on: September 22, 2018, 11:57:37 pm »
That's why you don't listen to pundits, they're only there as filler and to provoke people to post stuff on social media about what they've said. Just ignore them.

How many of your posts are about this topic? It seems like, with you, the pundits must have achieved what they set out to do

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3702 on: September 23, 2018, 12:29:12 am »
Criticising Klopp because he rested Shaqiri (or actually maybe Milner) after we’ve won 7 on the bounce. Yeah, Jeans and Murphy, you know best. Desperate to justify their existence.

I did enjoy it when Jenas said if it were him, he would be angry. As if he was ever good enough to play for us :P
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3703 on: September 23, 2018, 11:05:24 pm »
Phil Neville has been on strong drugs again talking about Everton only being a striker away from competing for top 4.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3704 on: September 23, 2018, 11:12:41 pm »
Phil Neville has been on strong drugs again talking about Everton only being a striker away from competing for top 4.

No, no, mate he's saying they're a force and a top striker (who'd be willing to go to that shithole of a club) would mean they'd defo be challenging for the champions league.

Honestly if there was a picture next to the word 'meff' in the oxford english dictionary it'd be his shit eating grid.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3705 on: September 23, 2018, 11:22:35 pm »
Phil Neville has been on strong drugs again talking about Everton only being a striker away from competing for top 4.

He’s also just claimed Aubameyang played in West Ham’s midfield three. :lmao

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3706 on: September 23, 2018, 11:25:20 pm »
He’s also just claimed Aubameyang played in West Ham’s midfield three. :lmao

Is he concussed? I noticed that as well.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3707 on: September 23, 2018, 11:29:34 pm »
It's like he just says the first thing that comes out of his gob, & never thinks. :duh
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3708 on: September 24, 2018, 12:52:26 am »
It's like he just says the first thing that comes out of his gob, & never thinks. :duh

Or he knows that people on social media will react to it, it's just attention seeking.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3709 on: September 24, 2018, 01:21:52 am »
It's like he just says the first thing that comes out of his gob, & never thinks. :duh
Then he would be saying:
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3710 on: September 24, 2018, 01:49:08 am »
Phil Neville is surely only still employed on MOTD for banter purposes, he's beyond a parody now.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3711 on: September 29, 2018, 07:31:37 pm »
@GaryLineker
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3712 on: September 29, 2018, 10:27:15 pm »
3 minute warning!
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3713 on: September 29, 2018, 10:32:11 pm »
3 minute warning!

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3714 on: September 29, 2018, 10:32:47 pm »
@GaryLineker
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3715 on: September 29, 2018, 10:33:52 pm »
If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3716 on: September 29, 2018, 10:35:38 pm »
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3717 on: September 29, 2018, 10:36:09 pm »
So they begin with comedy! ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3718 on: September 29, 2018, 10:37:20 pm »
Mourinho’s tits proudly on display there. And no, not his starting eleven.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3719 on: September 29, 2018, 10:37:52 pm »
Both Zabaleta and Anderson offside, beautiful.
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