Topic: Spurs: fucking useless

[PhaseOfPlay]

If Klopp was getting the same results with that set of players we would be hailing him as a miracle worker

I wouldn't.

He took a top 6 team and kept them in the top 6.

[Ravishing Rick Dude]

They could end up 6th in a 3 horse race.

You know, this could be the case 

[demain]

It's likely that Pochettino has blown his chance of a move away from Spurs this summer, given that Solskjaer's inevitably going to be confirmed Manchester United manager, while Mourinho's return to Real Madrid seems imminent.

[BobPaisley3]

I’m not sure Sir Harold’s ego would manage the Europa league if that were to happen. Old Trafford would be calling.

[Something Worse]

I’m not sure Sir Harold’s ego would manage the Europa league if that were to happen. Old Trafford would be calling.

And with the stadium opening this season he'll have plenty of time to get his fill of that new window taste before leaving.

[Kekule]

I’m not sure Sir Harold’s ego would manage the Europa league if that were to happen. Old Trafford would be calling.

He’ll be off I reckon. He’ll hang around long enough to try and get the first goal in the new stadium and that’ll be that.  If that’s not until the start of next season then he’ll drag it out to the end of the window in August, but if they play there this season he could be gone in the off season.

[Bangin Them In]

He’ll be off I reckon. He’ll hang around long enough to try and get the first goal in the new stadium and that’ll be that.  If that’s not until the start of next season then he’ll drag it out to the end of the window in August, but if they play there this season he could be gone in the off season.

Story on the BBC from Sheringham that Kanes off if they don't win trophies

Kanes fed that story, absolute filth

[TepidT2O]

Old monkey hands says the toilet bowl will be called the Nike stadium.

They’ve denied it however.... but there are lots of Nike signs on it

[Lush is the best medicine...]

He’ll be off I reckon. He’ll hang around long enough to try and get the first goal in the new stadium and that’ll be that.  If that’s not until the start of next season then he’ll drag it out to the end of the window in August, but if they play there this season he could be gone in the off season.

summer of 2020 i reckon, will be enough to pay for a stand

[BrandoLFC]

I wouldn't.

He took a top 6 team and kept them in the top 6.

That's a bit of an undersell to say the least. 

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Story on the BBC from Sheringham that Kanes off if they don't win trophies

Kanes fed that story, absolute filth

Genuinely one of the biggest twats in the game at present.

[Peabee]

Has their run of bad form coincided with Kane returning? I know he scores goals, but does his selfishness sometimes impede their play?

Obviously, too small a sample size to infer that, it could just be a coincidence.

[RyanBabel19]

Has their run of bad form coincided with Kane returning? I know he scores goals, but does his selfishness sometimes impede their play?

They haven't won since he come back have they?

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Has their run of bad form coincided with Kane returning? I know he scores goals, but does his selfishness sometimes impede their play?

Obviously, too small a sample size to infer that, it could just be a coincidence.

Not just because I despise Kane, but given the choice of any one of their players, I'd take Son without a second thought, really lovely player, and would fit in seamlessly with the Reds.

[Skeeve]

He’ll be off I reckon. He’ll hang around long enough to try and get the first goal in the new stadium and that’ll be that.  If that’s not until the start of next season then he’ll drag it out to the end of the window in August, but if they play there this season he could be gone in the off season.

Is the PL not doing that window shuts before the season starts thing?

[Agent99]

They haven't won since he come back have they?

Lost 3, Drawn 1 and Won 1. The win was the CL game against Dortmund though.

[The North Bank]

They were 10 points ahead of us 16 days ago, now down to 1, and they go to Liverpool next.... Not looking good.

[Hazell]

Lost 3, Drawn 1 and Won 1. The win was the CL game against Dortmund though.

Dortmund have been pish for a couple of months and even then, had they taken their chances they might have got through.

[In the Name of Klopp]

They were 10 points ahead of us 16 days ago, now down to 1, and they go to Liverpool next.... Not looking good.

And in a few weeks later Man Cheaty. They've a very tough run.  But I'll be cheering for Spurs come 20th April

[Kekule]

Is the PL not doing that window shuts before the season starts thing?

Good point. Completely forgot about that.

Easiest way of keeping hold of him for another year will be to fail the upcoming test events for the new ground then.

[TomDcs]

Good point. Completely forgot about that.

Easiest way of keeping hold of him for another year will be to fail the upcoming test events for the new ground then.

Pretty sure the rule is PL clubs window to register players closes sooner than other top leagues. Could be a ready made excuse for Levy to have to sell him for £150m and not be able to sign a replacement and pay off some of that stadium?

[moondog]

That is exactly what they should do, a billion pound stadium definitely needs a good chunk paying off early as possible.

[ScouserAtHeart]

Well, moving to an expensive new stadium has certainly worked wonders for a much bigger club in Arsenal. Why wouldn't it work out amazingly for Spurs?

Hell, West Ham even got one for free and haven't exactly improved a ton because of it

[gazzalfc]

Well, moving to an expensive new stadium has certainly worked wonders for a much bigger club in Arsenal. Why wouldn't it work out amazingly for Spurs?

Hell, West Ham even got one for free and haven't exactly improved a ton because of it

Well Man City got one for free and they're doing ok I suppose

[ScouserAtHeart]

Well Man City got one for free and they're doing ok I suppose

There might be one other tiny reason they're doing well.

I don't see ENIC selling Spurs soon though, certainly not for cheap. So even if someone buys them, they won't be going on City-like spending sprees

[harleydanger]

Not just because I despise Kane, but given the choice of any one of their players, I'd take Son without a second thought, really lovely player, and would fit in seamlessly with the Reds.

If we spent 80m on Son i wouldn't bat an eyelid.

[harleydanger]

Pretty sure the rule is PL clubs window to register players closes sooner than other top leagues. Could be a ready made excuse for Levy to have to sell him for £150m and not be able to sign a replacement and pay off some of that stadium?

Sell entire first team
Pay off half of stadium
?.?.?.?
Play u/18's
?.?.?.?
Profit

[El Lobo]

If we spent 80m on Son i wouldn't bat an eyelid.

That’s a bargain for the perfect Klopp player

[GreatEx]

They haven't won since he come back have they?

They also had a bad little run of 2 losses in 3, prior to Kane's injury. So that makes it:

Last 7 PL games with Kane: W1 D1 L5
Last 4 PL games without Kane: W4 D0 L0

Cherry - picked numbers for sure, but it's the Goal Thief so fuck it.

[19th Nervous Title]

They also had a bad little run of 2 losses in 3, prior to Kane's injury. So that makes it:

Last 7 PL games with Kane: W1 D1 L5
Last 4 PL games without Kane: W4 D0 L0

Cherry - picked numbers for sure, but it's the Goal Thief so fuck it.

Hot streak Harry. On that basis, sell to City and play every game.

[Ray K]

I think its much more that Christian Eriksen's form has dropped off a cliff since the new year. 1 goal and 2 assists in the last 9 league games, compared with 4 goals and 5 assists in the previous 9 before that. Might not be so bad but for Dele Alli missing most of the year so far.  Unless Son does something, they've no creativity in the final third.

[FlashGordon]

I think its much more that Christian Eriksen's form has dropped off a cliff since the new year. 1 goal and 2 assists in the last 9 league games, compared with 4 goals and 5 assists in the previous 9 before that. Might not be so bad but for Dele Alli missing most of the year so far.  Unless Son does something, they've no creativity in the final third.

Oi what about Luka Winks or Harry Modric, always get confused as to which one he goes by.

[rafathegaffa83]

I wonder if Pochettino regrets wanting to lead Spurs out at their new stadium. Stadium not completed, missed out on Man Utd and Real Madrid jobs

[PhaseOfPlay]

I wonder if Pochettino regrets wanting to lead Spurs out at their new stadium. Stadium not completed, missed out on Man Utd and Real Madrid jobs

You'd think a miracle worker like him would be able to go back in time and change that

[BrandoLFC]

I still think he'll get the ManU job.  We'll see though.

[Linudden]

I still think he'll get the ManU job.  We'll see though.

Depending on who you want to believe, either the Juventus or Man City jobs will be available soon. If Juve can't get Pep right now I could see them turning to Pochettino, who's of Italian descent and I assume speaks the language at least somewhat, and if not... well it's a bit like Swedish and German, it goes fairly quickly.

[harleydanger]

I think Zidane was lined up for the United job, but now Ole has it so all of Poch’s step up’s are filled. Won’t go to Chelsea, Spain is settled. Germany maybe? Italy maybe?

Or he’ll sit at Spuds and watch his career stagnate.

[CraigDS]

Think he’ll so another season at Spurs and end up at United when Ole is sacked next season.

[StormyDog]

I wonder if Pochettino regrets wanting to lead Spurs out at their new stadium. Stadium not completed, missed out on Man Utd and Real Madrid jobs

Real job will be back on the table in the summer. Zidane won’t stay for long

[deFacto please, you bastards]

Real job will be back on the table in the summer. Zidane won’t stay for long

Huh?? He signed a 3 or 4 year deal he isnt getting sacked by the summer time.