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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #160 on: April 16, 2016, 07:49:31 pm »

Whilst last years FA Cup exit was incredibly frustrating, this photo really gets funnier every time you look at it. Compare what Gerrard won in his career to what Aston Villa won, think about how Villa got outclassed in every single regard in the final itself and then, finally, think about the fans in the photo following Villa to Championship games for years to come.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #161 on: April 16, 2016, 07:58:01 pm »
Can't stand Villa, so although it's not nice to see anyone go down, someone has to and I'm pleased it was them.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #162 on: April 16, 2016, 07:58:01 pm »
Oh well Villa fans can console themselves that they'll be in the same league as Birmingham, Wolves, Leeds, Forest, Brentford, Burton or Walsall. ;)
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #163 on: April 16, 2016, 07:58:07 pm »
Give it to them large!!

Ha ha who is laughing now... Let's all have a party, let's all have a party!

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #164 on: April 16, 2016, 08:14:23 pm »
From next season Villa won't be on MOTD for a whilst either, it's Channel 5 for them. ;)
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #165 on: April 16, 2016, 08:35:45 pm »
Thought this was a wind up, but its actually true  ;D



Christ... hahahhahaa
Shut the fuck up and put some respek on Lucas name playboy

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #166 on: April 16, 2016, 08:42:02 pm »
Thought this was a wind up, but its actually true  ;D



That's not the actual quote, though.

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"We knew before the game what we had to do but coming to Old Trafford is never easy no matter what situation you're in," Lescott told the BBC.

"It's about results so regardless of how we played in patches today we are relegated. We need to find a way to get out of this run of defeats. Now it's confirmed maybe it's a weight off the shoulders and we can give these fans what they deserve, some performances.

"Throughout the season we have given reasons for people to jump on us. It's part of football, we have to take that on the chin. It's a tough time at the minute. At the back of our minds is next season to get promoted. I'm here for as long as Aston Villa want me.

"The Premier League is where everyone wants to be, every player and every fan. Today is a disappointing day. As a fan myself I'd like to take some of that responsibility. We have four games left, I know it won't keep us in the league but we still owe the fans a lot."

http://www.espnfc.com/aston-villa/story/2852106/aston-villas-lescott-relegation-a-weight-off-the-shoulders
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #167 on: April 16, 2016, 08:49:32 pm »
Hasta la fuckin villa

The FA Premiership is a better place without that shower of crock

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #168 on: April 16, 2016, 08:49:59 pm »
Too good for Rafa, though...
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #169 on: April 16, 2016, 08:50:10 pm »
Bye bye you absolute dross

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #170 on: April 16, 2016, 08:58:21 pm »


We're not the only club that hates these c*nts. (that's not from this year by the way)
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Shut the fuck up and put some respek on Lucas name playboy

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #171 on: April 16, 2016, 09:04:11 pm »
Is there any set of fans other than their own who do like that club?

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #172 on: April 16, 2016, 09:12:40 pm »


We're not the only club that hates these c*nts. (that's not from this year by the way)

I'm sure if Newcastle weren't in the shit themselves the Geordies would be absolutely loving this.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #173 on: April 16, 2016, 09:28:01 pm »
hope these f**kers never come back, good riddance you  :wanker

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #174 on: April 16, 2016, 09:39:25 pm »


The whole country is having a party today, so glad to see the back of this shower of shyte.

Bye bye  :lickin
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #175 on: April 16, 2016, 09:42:31 pm »
Why on earth would you be happy about Villa being relegated?

Beggars belief.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #176 on: April 16, 2016, 09:42:55 pm »
Cheerio you gang of fucking brummy c*nts  :wave

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #177 on: April 16, 2016, 09:43:40 pm »
I'm sure if Newcastle weren't in the shit themselves the Geordies would be absolutely loving this.
Ohh I'm loving it all right, no worries there.

Yes, I'm aware that there is a good chance Newcastle will be going down but I rather fancy our chances more than theirs of bouncing straight back up.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #178 on: April 16, 2016, 09:44:46 pm »
Won't be seeing that shower of shite for a  while .......enjoy your stay  :wave

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #179 on: April 16, 2016, 09:47:43 pm »
Ohh I'm loving it all right, no worries there.

Yes, I'm aware that there is a good chance Newcastle will be going down but I rather fancy our chances more than theirs of bouncing straight back up.

 You've definitely more talent in your squad as it stands. That doesn't mean that talent will still be with you next season. Still hoping you stay up though, for Rafa.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #180 on: April 16, 2016, 09:48:01 pm »
Adios amigos!

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #181 on: April 16, 2016, 10:04:44 pm »
bit sad about this really. another great old club gone to nothing. lots of really decent villa fans around here taking this in surprisingly good humour under the circumstances.

screwed over by a bored and inept owner and terrible transfer dealings - there but for the grace of god...
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #182 on: April 16, 2016, 10:08:53 pm »
Why on earth would you be happy about Villa being relegated?

Beggars belief.

Why on earth wouldn't you be happy about Villa being relegated?

Beggars belief.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #183 on: April 16, 2016, 10:30:53 pm »
Why on earth wouldn't you be happy about Villa being relegated?

Beggars belief.

Amen
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #184 on: April 16, 2016, 10:32:41 pm »
some posters are actually disappointed that these have been relegated?.....some strange cats on here and no mistake
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #185 on: April 16, 2016, 10:33:34 pm »
Fantastic news. Fuck off and don't come back.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #186 on: April 16, 2016, 10:37:11 pm »
Good riddance to them, the fooking mutants.

Who's laughing now  ;D
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #187 on: April 16, 2016, 10:46:32 pm »
Why on earth would you be happy about Villa being relegated?

Beggars belief.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #188 on: April 16, 2016, 10:49:17 pm »
Why on earth would you be happy about Villa being relegated?

Beggars belief.
Why wouldn't you?

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #189 on: April 16, 2016, 10:52:54 pm »
Fantastic news. Fuck off and don't come back.

Not really sure why but this tickled me  ;D

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #190 on: April 16, 2016, 11:08:24 pm »
I honestly think this time next year they could be fighting another relegation battle unless there are drastic changes at Villa this summer.

The championship is a 46 game slog where you need players prepared to scrap for every point. That's something Villa don't have.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #191 on: April 16, 2016, 11:15:19 pm »
Commiserations to Manchester United - this means they know have to compete 38 games as opposed to 36 and will also no longer start the season on six points.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #192 on: April 16, 2016, 11:16:32 pm »
Commiserations to Manchester United - this means they know have to compete 38 games as opposed to 36 and will also no longer start the season on six points.

Everton will probably just roll over twice as hard.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #193 on: April 17, 2016, 12:08:18 am »

Whilst last years FA Cup exit was incredibly frustrating, this photo really gets funnier every time you look at it. Compare what Gerrard won in his career to what Aston Villa won, think about how Villa got outclassed in every single regard in the final itself and then, finally, think about the fans in the photo following Villa to Championship games for years to come.
When I first saw that pic I thought it was a spoof photoshop with the head of that guy from Redmen TV being stuck onto the guy on the right nearest the window.

Villa like others have said have been courting with relegation for a few years now. They didn't find solutions and based on how shit they've been this season deserve to go down.
They will find the Championship a very hard league to get out of unless they develop some fight and guts.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #194 on: April 17, 2016, 12:15:25 am »
Oh happy days

Couldn't be happier, enjoy League One Villa cos that 's where you are heading!
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #195 on: April 17, 2016, 12:45:18 am »
Signing Benteke was worth it just for this.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #196 on: April 17, 2016, 12:49:42 am »
Signing Benteke was worth it just for this.

Can we send him back now?
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #197 on: April 17, 2016, 12:53:39 am »
Can we send him back now?
no no ... that might send them up. We might think he's turned a corner after his performances and buy him back again but at an inflated rate.

We'll sell him to Stoke for 10mil
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #198 on: April 17, 2016, 12:53:56 am »
Fuck off you shite Brummie twats, hope you never come back up knobheads.

Anyone who slags off Tim 'the man' Sherwood again will get a slap, he deserves a pint or two for starting this years disaster off.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #199 on: April 17, 2016, 12:59:22 am »



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