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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #40 on: August 18, 2022, 06:46:41 pm »
A woman made a man
A man he made a house
And when they lay together
Little creatures all come out
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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #41 on: August 18, 2022, 06:47:54 pm »
Punctured Bicycle, on a hillside desolate..

Love that and the one to 'How Soon is Now?' Just a shame I can't listen to the Morrissey anymore.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #42 on: August 18, 2022, 06:48:08 pm »
As the snow flies
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin'
A poor little baby child is born
In the ghetto
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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #43 on: August 18, 2022, 06:52:19 pm »
Ground control to Major Tom
Ground control to Major Tom

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground control to Major Tom (ten, nine, eight, seven)
Commencing countdown, engines on (six, five, four, three)
Check ignition, and may God's love be with you (two, one, lift off)
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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #44 on: August 18, 2022, 06:53:23 pm »
It was late at night on the open road
Speeding like a man on the run
A lifetime spent preparing for the journey
He is closer now and the search is on
Reading from a map in the mind
Yes! There's that ragged hill
And there's a boat on the river.
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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #45 on: August 18, 2022, 07:33:14 pm »
Opening lyrics, or half the song Andy? ;)

You're not alive until you start kicking
When the room is spinning and the words aren't sticking
And the radio's all about a runaway model
With a face like sin and a heart like a James Joyce novel


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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #46 on: August 18, 2022, 07:42:20 pm »
I was beamed aboard The Starship Enterprise
All the badge kissing in the world don't make up for the fact that they are, frankly, not Liverpool Football Club. It's not their fault. Its just how it is.

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #47 on: August 18, 2022, 07:48:36 pm »
I feel so extraordinary..

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #48 on: August 18, 2022, 07:49:56 pm »
Straight outta Compton.. crazy motherf***er named Ice Cube..

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #49 on: August 18, 2022, 07:53:14 pm »
Jurgen said to me you know
We'll win the Premier league you know
He said so.

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #50 on: August 18, 2022, 08:36:03 pm »
Opening lyrics, or half the song Andy? ;)

You're not alive until you start kicking
When the room is spinning and the words aren't sticking
And the radio's all about a runaway model
With a face like sin and a heart like a James Joyce novel



:D

Some opening lyrics don't make that much sense without the first lines of the verse :)
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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #51 on: August 18, 2022, 09:11:04 pm »
I dreamed about killing you again last night, and it felt alright to me.

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #52 on: August 18, 2022, 09:30:27 pm »
Sometimes you're better off dead, there's a gun in your hand and it's pointing at your head..

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #53 on: August 18, 2022, 10:12:49 pm »

Kick out the jams motherfuckers!
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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #54 on: August 18, 2022, 10:47:41 pm »
"Don't worry about a thing
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right
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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #55 on: August 18, 2022, 10:52:02 pm »
Hey, I've just been shopping
(He's just been shopping)
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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #56 on: August 18, 2022, 11:20:52 pm »
I never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from Clapham

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #57 on: August 18, 2022, 11:36:10 pm »
Bring on yer Manchester Uniteds,
Bring on yer Cockneys by the score...

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #58 on: August 18, 2022, 11:37:34 pm »
Also,

We dont carry Bottles,
We dont carry lead,

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #59 on: August 18, 2022, 11:38:39 pm »
And while I'm at it,

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly...

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #60 on: August 18, 2022, 11:39:41 pm »
Well, the first thing I want to say is: Mandate my ass!
Because it seems as though we've been convinced that 26% of the registered voters, not even 26% of the American people, but 26% of the registered voters form a mandate or a landslide

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aarf, aarf, aarf.

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #61 on: August 19, 2022, 12:32:16 am »
So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from hell?
Blue skies from pain?

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #62 on: August 19, 2022, 01:24:50 am »
Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high
There's a land that I heard of once in a lullaby
Somewhere, over the rainbow, skies are blue
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true
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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #63 on: August 19, 2022, 01:37:52 am »
They're selling postcards of the hanging
They're painting the passports brown
The beauty parlour is filled with sailors
The circus is in town
if I came home to allison in bed with my wife I'd ask him to phone Virgil to see if he wanted to pop round too.

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #64 on: August 19, 2022, 01:54:11 am »
All of your friends are c*nts
Your mother is a ball point pen thief
We are Liverpool!

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #65 on: August 19, 2022, 08:09:28 am »
Arabella's got some interstellar-gator skin boots
And a Helter Skelter 'round her little finger and I ride it endlessly
She's got a Barbarella silver swimsuit
And when she needs to shelter from reality she takes a dip in my daydreams
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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #66 on: August 19, 2022, 08:26:38 am »
Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice
I say the darker the flesh then the deeper the roots


When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell
Cause Iím a piece of shit, it ainít hard to fucking tell


I met this girl when I was 10 years old
And what I loved most, she had so much soul


So I typed a text to a girl I used to see
Sayin' that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be
And I apologize if this message gets you down
Then I CC'ed every girl that I'd see-see 'round town
And if the rain stops, and everything's dry.. she would cry, just so I could drink tears from her eyes.

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #67 on: August 19, 2022, 09:21:23 am »
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin',
That's what I said.
"We have to change from doubters to believers"

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #68 on: August 19, 2022, 09:25:03 am »
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin',
That's what I said.
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"I was only in the game for the love of football -- and I wanted to bring back happiness to the people of Liverpool."

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #69 on: August 19, 2022, 09:49:19 am »
Twenty-nine pearls in your kiss.
A singing smile.
Coffee smell and lilac skin.
Your flame in me.

My love is generations old,
I was there when trees died as the world went cold
Still there when my people were bought and sold
What's going on? What's going on?

He was selling postcards from a paper stand
The whiskey bottle in his withered hand
Put his finger on a photo from an old magazine
Saw himself in the shadow of his dream


And all the world is football shaped, It's just for me to kick in space. And I can see, hear, smell, touch, taste.

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #70 on: August 19, 2022, 09:55:02 am »
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.
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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #71 on: August 19, 2022, 09:55:29 am »
Where on earth are you from?
We're from England
Where you come from
Do you put the kettle on?
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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #72 on: August 19, 2022, 09:56:56 am »
That's why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #73 on: August 19, 2022, 10:30:05 am »
Looking out the door I see the rain fall upon the funeral mourners
Parading in a wake of sad relations as their shoes fill up with water

We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #74 on: August 19, 2022, 10:30:05 am »
I come awake with a gift for womankind,
You're still asleep but the gift don't seem to mind
"I was only in the game for the love of football -- and I wanted to bring back happiness to the people of Liverpool."

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #75 on: August 19, 2022, 10:30:32 am »
I said a hip hop, hippie to the hippie, the hip, hip a hop, and you donít stop
We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #76 on: August 19, 2022, 10:51:52 am »
That's why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

Love a bit of Cliff Richard.

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
« Reply #77 on: August 19, 2022, 11:17:51 am »
if you want I'll sell you a life story about a man who's at loggerheads with his past all the time

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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
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Re: Great Opening Lyrics
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