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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #200 on: September 24, 2021, 01:42:53 pm »
I'm giving this up now.

Not going to put myself through the agony.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #201 on: September 24, 2021, 01:52:23 pm »
Don’t like seeing this thread bumped today! As you say, you have to think Warwickshire will get it done from here. Not like Somerset have anything to play for.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #202 on: September 24, 2021, 01:56:00 pm »
56/4 now

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #203 on: September 24, 2021, 02:04:49 pm »
All over.

Surrey 609/3! Pope 235*

Lowest score made so far in the innings is a pathetic 64. Glamorgan have used 10 bowlers.

Is that match being played in a different country to the rest of them!

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #204 on: September 24, 2021, 02:08:40 pm »
Its in sunny Kennington, everyone knows that's that Barbados of south London!

They're replying to Glamorgan's 672-6

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #205 on: September 24, 2021, 02:20:12 pm »
They're replying to Glamorgan's 672-6

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #206 on: September 24, 2021, 02:23:18 pm »
73-5

More than happy to continue the updates? ;D

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #207 on: September 24, 2021, 02:39:32 pm »
Fun fact:

Somerset have never won the county championship before but they have been involved in the game that has decided the champions in the last two seasons

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #208 on: September 24, 2021, 02:39:55 pm »
Lancashire put up a pathetic performance v Notts on the final day in 2010 that denied Somerset the County Championship.

Feels like Somerset are returning the favour today.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #209 on: September 24, 2021, 02:42:23 pm »
73-5

More than happy to continue the updates? ;D

It’s always been all about the Bob Willis trophy for me Welshy.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #210 on: September 24, 2021, 03:04:14 pm »
90/7

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #211 on: September 24, 2021, 03:06:42 pm »
Bad luck Lanky. Always going to be tough when a team has its tail up like Warwickshire.

Another County Championship medal for the mighty Bresnan.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #213 on: September 24, 2021, 03:36:32 pm »
106/8

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #214 on: September 24, 2021, 04:21:28 pm »
149/9

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #215 on: September 24, 2021, 04:31:41 pm »
All over. Warwickshire have won the County Championship

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #216 on: September 24, 2021, 06:10:26 pm »
Meh, wasn't interested anyway

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #217 on: September 24, 2021, 06:52:29 pm »
https://twitter.com/AigburthCC/status/1441402273351995394?s=20

That's fabulous. The County Cricket championship!

I wish Lanky had won now. I honestly do.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #218 on: September 28, 2021, 10:56:02 am »
 :-[ :-[
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #219 on: September 28, 2021, 10:57:48 am »
:-[ :-[

Pencilled in for five days I think! Good luck with that.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #220 on: September 28, 2021, 11:11:24 am »
Wow!  Some start.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #221 on: September 28, 2021, 11:14:35 am »
"Can we start again? We weren't ready"

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #222 on: September 28, 2021, 11:18:39 am »
12/6 :lmao

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #223 on: September 28, 2021, 11:19:41 am »
12/6

Those are the odds on Lancashire winning the game right?

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #224 on: September 28, 2021, 11:20:21 am »
I will not be tempted to comment.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #225 on: September 28, 2021, 11:21:16 am »
I will not be tempted to comment.

Best wait until Warwickshire have scored 20 runs and taken the lead right?

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #226 on: September 28, 2021, 11:21:52 am »
Apparently Lancashire won the toss that dictated they batted "like Bob Willis".
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #227 on: September 28, 2021, 11:22:08 am »
Warwickshire are still 4/11 in play. How bad is the pitch that they’re not about 1/10?!

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #228 on: September 28, 2021, 11:25:43 am »
Warwickshire are still 4/11 in play. How bad is the pitch that they’re not about 1/10?!

A 10.30 start in practically October was never going to be a batsman’s paradise! Especially when Lancs’ batting is ropey at the best of times.

Ridiculous odds though. Lump on!

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #229 on: September 28, 2021, 11:26:16 am »
Imagine if Woakes was playing by the way!

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #230 on: September 28, 2021, 11:28:57 am »
Imagine if Woakes was playing by the way!

Imagine if Buttler was playing


It could be 16/7!
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #231 on: September 28, 2021, 11:29:48 am »
Highest partnership of the match here.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #232 on: September 28, 2021, 11:34:36 am »
Imagine if Woakes was playing by the way!

Has he gone to ipl or is he being 'rested' again because he bowled an over within the past 6 months?

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #233 on: September 28, 2021, 11:41:38 am »
Lowest post war first class score at Lord’s averted. Get in!

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #234 on: September 28, 2021, 11:43:30 am »
Imagine if Buttler was playing


It could be 16/7!
;D

Great counterattack actually.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #235 on: September 28, 2021, 12:32:47 pm »
Heroic innings from L Wood.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #236 on: September 28, 2021, 03:35:28 pm »
Pity it's not at Old Trafford (or Aigburth!) because it's barely going to to stop raining the next 4 days.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #237 on: September 28, 2021, 03:55:51 pm »
This looks over bar the shouting already. If you can’t get Sibley out you’ve a problem.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #238 on: September 28, 2021, 05:07:24 pm »
I think it's fair to say that Lancashire haven't covered themselves in glory today.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #239 on: September 28, 2021, 05:28:36 pm »
I think it's fair to say that Lancashire haven't covered themselves in glory today.

Honours even?

I did have a fear they’d get battered. Not quite sure how they found themselves in a title race last week. The batting has been chronic for years, we’re missing ‘alright’ county players like Jennings and there’s no overseas star to carry us.