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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28960 on: September 22, 2022, 03:45:39 pm »

In terms of an arrests-to-supporters ratio, they have about triple the rate of everyone else so.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28961 on: September 22, 2022, 03:49:20 pm »
Everton’s most common arrest being for pitch invasions is peak Everton. :D

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28962 on: September 22, 2022, 06:19:14 pm »

Utd and Everton will be delighted they finished above us last season. When's the DVD coming out?
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28963 on: September 22, 2022, 06:19:56 pm »
In terms of an arrests-to-supporters ratio, they have about triple the rate of everyone else so.
I'm just amazed that many of them managed to turn up in order to get arrested. I mean that Manchester traffic...
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28964 on: September 22, 2022, 06:26:35 pm »
I'm just amazed that many of them managed to turn up in order to get arrested. I mean that Manchester traffic...

Maybe that includes traffic offences?

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28965 on: September 22, 2022, 07:14:32 pm »
i'm amazed that everyone who attended City's games got arrested!!
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28966 on: September 22, 2022, 07:18:53 pm »
i'm amazed that everyone who attended City's games got arrested!!

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28967 on: September 22, 2022, 07:40:21 pm »
No doubt the Cityzens will think it’s something the media has made up. But it shows their fans are among the worst behaved. That pitch invasion when Villa’s keeper was barged into could’ve seen someone seriously injured.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28968 on: September 22, 2022, 07:44:06 pm »
No doubt the Cityzens will think it’s something the media has made up. But it shows their fans are among the worst behaved. That pitch invasion when Villa’s keeper was barged into could’ve seen someone seriously injured.

To be fair, Man City did put out a statement apologising for one of theirs assaulting Robin Olsen. So maybe you're all wrong about that club and their owners and they're thoroughly nice people.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28969 on: September 22, 2022, 07:47:36 pm »
To be fair, Man City did put out a statement apologising for one of theirs assaulting Robin Olsen. So maybe you're all wrong about that club and their owners and they're thoroughly nice people.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28970 on: September 22, 2022, 07:53:36 pm »
To be fair, Man City did put out a statement apologising for one of theirs assaulting Robin Olsen. So maybe you're all wrong about that club and their owners and they're thoroughly nice people.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28971 on: September 23, 2022, 09:28:36 am »
Public disorder (involving alcohol) carried a short mandatory jail term in UAE as recently as June 2022.

For Man City fans in Salford however, as that chart shows, it's simply a lifestyle.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28972 on: September 23, 2022, 09:31:41 am »
Public disorder (involving alcohol) carried a short mandatory jail term in UAE as recently as June 2022.

For Man City fans in Salford however, as that chart shows, it's simply a lifestyle.
You would think that by supporting the regime they would also obey the regimes strict rules. I guess not tho.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28973 on: September 23, 2022, 10:35:24 am »
No doubt the Cityzens will think it’s something the media has made up. But it shows their fans are among the worst behaved. That pitch invasion when Villa’s keeper was barged into could’ve seen someone seriously injured.

Thing is, as much as they like to bang on about the City coach, my experiences with City fans have been pretty grim in recent years. Angry and aggressive. And they seem to have a tendency to fight amongst themselves also. In their mind the smashed coach window is a far worse sin then them doing bodily harm to people

We 100% have our wrong´uns as well. But it is clear they have a decent proportion of aggressive dick´eds.

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« Reply #28974 on: September 23, 2022, 10:50:59 am »
It’s a version of the Hyacinth Bouquet telephone voice.
Patricia Routledge is from Merseyside, the Wirral I think.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28975 on: September 23, 2022, 02:05:24 pm »
Patricia Routledge is from Merseyside, the Wirral I think.
Yes, Birkenhead. I know she attended Mersey Park school, Tranmere as a youngster, and later at Birkenhead High School.

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« Reply #28976 on: September 23, 2022, 02:24:13 pm »
Patricia Routledge is from Merseyside, the Wirral I think.
I only found this out earlier this year.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28977 on: September 23, 2022, 03:54:54 pm »
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/jack-grealish-had-sex-woman-28064446.amp

Jack Grealish ‘had sex with woman on same night she was allegedly raped at Benjamin Mendy’s house party’

Fuckinghell, they are a right sordid bunch aren’t they.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28978 on: September 23, 2022, 07:32:16 pm »
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/jack-grealish-had-sex-woman-28064446.amp

Jack Grealish ‘had sex with woman on same night she was allegedly raped at Benjamin Mendy’s house party’

Fuckinghell, they are a right sordid bunch aren’t they.

Before or after? :o

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28982 on: September 23, 2022, 08:50:54 pm »
Before or after? :o
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28983 on: September 23, 2022, 11:19:35 pm »
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/jack-grealish-had-sex-woman-28064446.amp

Jack Grealish ‘had sex with woman on same night she was allegedly raped at Benjamin Mendy’s house party’

Fuckinghell, they are a right sordid bunch aren’t they.
I see the apple hasn't fallen very far from the fucking tree; fucking shit, shit, woman abusing c*nts!  :no
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« Reply #28984 on: September 23, 2022, 11:27:52 pm »
I don't watch football videos of any kind on YouTube, as it fucks up my recommendations, so why do I keep getting videos from the Abu Dhabi YouTube channel recommended to me?, I get zero other football related recommendations, they're surely not paying Google to modify the algorithm so that they can also Sportswash YouTube too?

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28985 on: September 23, 2022, 11:44:37 pm »
I don't watch football videos of any kind on YouTube, as it fucks up my recommendations, so why do I keep getting videos from the Abu Dhabi YouTube channel recommended to me?, I get zero other football related recommendations, they're surely not paying Google to modify the algorithm so that they can also Sportswash YouTube too?
Of course they are!
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28986 on: September 24, 2022, 05:35:42 am »
I don't watch football videos of any kind on YouTube, as it fucks up my recommendations, so why do I keep getting videos from the Abu Dhabi YouTube channel recommended to me?, I get zero other football related recommendations, they're surely not paying Google to modify the algorithm so that they can also Sportswash YouTube too?

I've been having Haaland videos promoted on Facebook and Twitter since the start of the season. Annoying as fuck.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28987 on: September 24, 2022, 07:37:30 am »
I've been having Haaland videos promoted on Facebook and Twitter since the start of the season. Annoying as fuck.

Scary shit. Some parent control filters should fix that for you.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28988 on: September 24, 2022, 08:33:39 am »
I see the apple hasn't fallen very far from the fucking tree; fucking shit, shit, woman abusing c*nts!  :no
They are.
Also, ex player David Silva has been in trouble in Spain for hurting a woman in a brawl. He should go for a night out with Foden’s mum.
I suppose it’s only natural that their fans are amongst the worst behaved in the country with what their players get up to.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28989 on: September 24, 2022, 04:57:32 pm »
https://twitter.com/PrestwichBlue/status/1573013215977820160

Still amazes me people like this actually exist. Does he actually believe the absolute drivel that he spouts or is he just putting out what his evil overlords tell him to? I can't tell

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« Reply #28990 on: September 24, 2022, 05:13:22 pm »
https://twitter.com/PrestwichBlue/status/1573013215977820160

Still amazes me people like this actually exist. Does he actually believe the absolute drivel that he spouts or is he just putting out what his evil overlords tell him to? I can't tell

“level playing field”! He really did use those words. I’m crying here … choked on biscuit crumbs

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« Reply #28991 on: September 24, 2022, 05:57:33 pm »
https://twitter.com/PrestwichBlue/status/1573013215977820160

Still amazes me people like this actually exist. Does he actually believe the absolute drivel that he spouts or is he just putting out what his evil overlords tell him to? I can't tell
:lmao
A level playing field when one club is state owned and fabricating non existent companies to sponsor them constantly to disguise state funds being pumped in. He really is one of the most brainwashed of the loons.

That guy signed up on here once as ‘Manchester Blue’ and absolutely embarrassed himself.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28992 on: September 24, 2022, 06:31:44 pm »
https://twitter.com/PrestwichBlue/status/1573013215977820160

Still amazes me people like this actually exist. Does he actually believe the absolute drivel that he spouts or is he just putting out what his evil overlords tell him to? I can't tell


Oh you should see some of the fringe Youtube reds,the bald prick is making serious coin off dickheads clicking on his videos.

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« Reply #28993 on: September 24, 2022, 10:47:23 pm »

Oh you should see some of the fringe Youtube reds,the bald prick is making serious coin off dickheads clicking on his videos.

One thing he isn't is a fucking Red.
You talking about him off that Anfield Agenda channel?, his sidekick on that channel is a fucking weapon too.

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« Reply #28994 on: September 25, 2022, 12:27:05 am »
You talking about him off that Anfield Agenda channel?, his sidekick on that channel is a fucking weapon too.


Not sure,I've never clicked on one of his videos but the prick keeps showing up on my TL,click bate headline with his stupid fucking mug pulling a face.

Kinda looks like an anorexic Dara Ó Briain.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #28995 on: September 25, 2022, 10:04:25 am »
You talking about him off that Anfield Agenda channel?, his sidekick on that channel is a fucking weapon too.

The pair of them are absolute weapons. An utter embarrassment to the fan base. Feel sorry for the decent Irish reds.

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« Reply #28996 on: September 27, 2022, 03:33:28 pm »
Anyone else sick of seeing the Cityzens constantly going on about  ‘the bus’ , everytime you look on a football forum or comments section? Particularly when they also have form for throwing bottles at an opposition bus, yes you blueloon lurkers- the YouTube video of it has been shared in here a few times.
They’re just proper c*nts I guess.

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« Reply #28997 on: September 27, 2022, 03:43:24 pm »
Anyone else sick of seeing the Cityzens constantly going on about  ‘the bus’ , everytime you look on a football forum or comments section? Particularly when they also have form for throwing bottles at an opposition bus, yes you blueloon lurkers- the YouTube video of it has been shared in here a few times.
They’re just proper c*nts I guess.
The bus is still in intensive care as we speak/type.  ::)

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« Reply #28998 on: September 27, 2022, 04:03:30 pm »
I’m more fed up of seeing Abu Dhabi fans refered to as Cityzens here to be honest  :P (And yes I know that is a random nickname of the club they where previously).

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« Reply #28999 on: September 27, 2022, 04:10:23 pm »
I’m more fed up of seeing Abu Dhabi fans refered to as Cityzens here to be honest  :P (And yes I know that is a random nickname of the club they where previously).

They have really been pushing that nickname the last few years it seems like, they have it on clothing and everything. I'd never really heard of it until then.

And it's shit! :P
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