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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1840 on: April 17, 2022, 04:50:22 am »

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1841 on: April 17, 2022, 02:33:31 pm »
Sky are outdoing themselves with the run time for the Glass advert. They usually pummel an advert for a fortnight or so before before dropping it off a cliff. This one is off the scale annoying. Wize wizard... extraordinary.... magnificent..

Mini George Russell can go and do one.

Irritating little shit, him.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1842 on: May 6, 2022, 06:02:25 pm »
That Tom Davies-looking dweeb on AutoTrader.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1843 on: July 31, 2022, 01:54:03 pm »
The awful "look we like F1 too!" ads for interchangeable IT systems during races now that the sport is popular.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1844 on: August 8, 2022, 06:12:44 pm »
GRENNY! I got the job!

It must have been posted in here already right?

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1845 on: August 8, 2022, 06:35:44 pm »
GRENNY! I got the job!

It must have been posted in here already right?

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1846 on: September 6, 2022, 07:40:18 pm »
2 absolutely terrible ones at the minute on repeat on the radio it seems:

Sky Sports. It's only live once. You can only watch this game live once. You can only pay a shit load to watch Fulham vs West Ham once...

And

I'm a tipper. I'm a Spooner. We're tippers, I am not a tipper!!

Shite Muller advert.
"IT'S ENDED.....THE EUROPEAN CUP IS RETURNING TO ENGLAND AND TO ANFIELD."

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1847 on: September 6, 2022, 07:43:37 pm »
GRENNY! I got the job!

It must have been posted in here already right?

This fucking advert.  Pops up on YouTube every single time.

Another one that's started to appear everywhere is the Beckham Qatar propaganda ad.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1848 on: September 6, 2022, 08:59:48 pm »
This fucking advert.  Pops up on YouTube every single time.

Another one that's started to appear everywhere is the Beckham Qatar propaganda ad.

I quite like clicking on the comments wherever the Beckham ad pops up those the vulgar, money worshipping grubby little cockney Manc prick.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1849 on: September 6, 2022, 09:25:17 pm »
I notice the girl on the Sky ad with the Beach Boys song is back  :no
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1850 on: September 6, 2022, 09:28:59 pm »
I notice the girl on the Sky ad with the Beach Boys song is back  :no

How can you not like her, she's exceptionally fit
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1851 on: September 6, 2022, 10:44:19 pm »
The awful Crown Paints one.

Bob Mortimer's parody of the TalkSport adverts on Atletico Mince are great.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1852 on: September 26, 2022, 10:47:17 pm »
That new Carling advert with the fake goal celebration. Horrible manc accent on the lad they play the prank on.

Only good thing is the blonde bird with the red top on.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1853 on: September 28, 2022, 11:09:13 am »
The Ian Botham Revitive  advert where he wants to go for a walk with his misses or whoever . The Beefy c*nt has put on even more beef and doesn't realise that's the reason he cant walk  :duh :duh :duh .The acting makes Hugh Grant look like Sir Laurence Olivier  :butt :butt :butt         https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XwQmzbwDxo
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1854 on: October 3, 2022, 06:29:45 pm »
Any and all of the New Hampshire election ads that are always on Boston t.v stations.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1855 on: October 3, 2022, 06:39:21 pm »
The Ian Botham Revitive  advert where he wants to go for a walk with his misses or whoever . The Beefy c*nt has put on even more beef and doesn't realise that's the reason he cant walk  :duh :duh :duh .The acting makes Hugh Grant look like Sir Laurence Olivier  :butt :butt :butt         https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XwQmzbwDxo

Saw the Brexit supporting Tory Lord waddling along in the advert earlier. Felt sorry for the woman next to him though.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1856 on: October 9, 2022, 10:18:54 am »
All the adverts for washing tabs/powder that show someone washing just one item of clothing.

At a time when environmental issues are so prevalent I find it irresponsible and so wasteful of money and resources.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1857 on: October 9, 2022, 10:35:00 am »
^ is right good point

i also hate holiday adverts that show the people on holiday by themselves whilst walking through the town - most places are more like las ramblas on a slow day - or show one or 2 other people on the beach! fuck wha? and then enjoying a lovely meal being served by a smiling waiter - where's the drunken lads on the next table? the crying baby? the kids running around? and i ain't talking about benidorm here - i'm talkin about 4 star resorts coz i'm posh  :wave

and car adverts where the only car on the road is the one being advertised - and then when that person is arriving at a kerb-side restaurant there's always room for them to park right outside the restaurant and it's free parking with no other cars around - and then they seem to be having a cocktail before supposedly driving back annnnnnnd it's always sunny!

y'know - it's not that advertising has been lying to us all these years..
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1858 on: October 23, 2022, 07:14:28 pm »
There's a shitty jesus get us ad running during the nfl games and a doordash soccer chant march ad running during the mls play offs both can just fuck off.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1859 on: November 9, 2022, 08:34:43 am »
Are we all set for the Christmas ads this year?  Will JL et al jump on the world cup bandwagon ?

(I hardly ever watch telly with ads now, is it the usual wall to wall everything has world cup on , or are they handling it differently)
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1860 on: November 9, 2022, 09:25:56 am »
Are we all set for the Christmas ads this year?  Will JL et al jump on the world cup bandwagon ?

(I hardly ever watch telly with ads now, is it the usual wall to wall everything has world cup on , or are they handling it differently)

I actually haven’t seen any reference to the World Cup anywhere on TV really. Not even on trailers for it on BBC which they normally do a lot of.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1861 on: November 9, 2022, 09:26:50 am »
Thought I was rid of that annoying ginger girl who gets a job as a games developer, but nope, her and her gran are back again.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1862 on: November 9, 2022, 09:29:33 am »
The Yakult ads either side of the adverts on channel 4 in the morning during Frasier etc

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1863 on: November 9, 2022, 09:32:35 am »
Thought I was rid of that annoying ginger girl who gets a job as a games developer, but nope, her and her gran are back again.

Clever girl!

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1864 on: November 9, 2022, 09:45:10 am »
Clever girl!

Can't even escape it here FFS.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1865 on: November 9, 2022, 09:53:36 am »

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1866 on: November 9, 2022, 09:53:57 am »
I hate you.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1867 on: November 9, 2022, 09:55:17 am »

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1868 on: November 9, 2022, 10:06:41 am »
Sit down, shock is better taken with bent knees.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1869 on: November 9, 2022, 10:20:02 am »
Swear the 'real Pixel user' with his photo-bombing mates is the same guy you briefly see in the McCrispy ad.

New Celebrations ad is fucking dreadful, seems to be an increase in adverts that have dispensed with any attempt to be good in favour of just assaulting the ears with people making annoying noises.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1870 on: November 9, 2022, 10:57:58 am »
Always hated noises on the telly that you can think could be in the house
Volvo now have one with slamming doors, absolute Fika's
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1871 on: November 9, 2022, 10:58:00 am »
Royal Match.

Hope every developer involved in that accidentally downloads virulent spyware.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1872 on: November 9, 2022, 11:03:48 am »
Always hated noises on the telly that you can think could be in the house
Volvo now have one with slamming doors, absolute Fika's
Haha. First time I've ever seen the word Fika used like that 😃
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« Reply #1873 on: November 9, 2022, 11:23:52 am »
Haha. First time I've ever seen the word Fika used like that 😃

I try to contribute to RAWK punnery when I can, an expert would have said Abbasolute Fikas.

As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1874 on: November 9, 2022, 12:36:48 pm »
Royal Match.

Hope every developer involved in that accidentally downloads virulent spyware.

Saw that prick Le Tissier advertising that the other day. What a prick.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1875 on: November 9, 2022, 06:03:25 pm »
that bingo one with the smug twat leigh francis

now i liked bo selecta at the time (but i grew up) - but now he just grates on me
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1876 on: November 9, 2022, 10:56:02 pm »
that bingo one with the smug twat leigh francis

now i liked bo selecta at the time (but i grew up) - but now he just grates on me

I hate the ridiculous clothes he wears. Is he a leprechaun?

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1877 on: November 11, 2022, 06:21:30 pm »
The Halifax with the shit Oasis song.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1878 on: November 11, 2022, 06:25:39 pm »
Celebrations. Whoop, whoop. Appalling.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1879 on: November 11, 2022, 06:52:14 pm »
That berk swimming in the snow when a channel 4 comedy goes to an ad break. Trying to peddle that piss tasting beer Coors. They try and boost sales in the UK with an ad campaign every few years. Give it up! Nobody wants that muck!
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