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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #520 on: April 6, 2014, 05:54:51 pm »
Shithouse.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #521 on: April 6, 2014, 06:00:04 pm »
Shithouse.
Came here to post this, complete c*nt.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #522 on: April 6, 2014, 06:01:31 pm »
Cheat.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #523 on: April 6, 2014, 06:02:38 pm »
Beggars belief that we ever even signed a player like this, that he's our record signing is just completely incomprehensible.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #524 on: April 6, 2014, 06:02:49 pm »
Talentless bully.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #525 on: April 6, 2014, 06:04:53 pm »
Anyone could walk in off the street, and contribute what he contributed today.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #526 on: April 6, 2014, 06:05:36 pm »
Although some of us enjoyed it thoroughly when he launched himself like an Exocet at De Gea last season...
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #527 on: April 6, 2014, 06:06:03 pm »
Enjoy your mediocre career Carroll.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #528 on: April 6, 2014, 06:09:25 pm »
I backed him big time when he was here but Christ  im now glad we got rid.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #529 on: April 6, 2014, 06:11:21 pm »
Horrid prick. That was the epitome of an Allardyce striking performance, i.e. be the biggest c*nt on the park.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #530 on: April 6, 2014, 06:12:20 pm »
It wasn't him that gave the decision on the goal, I've got no ill feelings towards him.  I'm just indifferent now, he's just another player at another club.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #531 on: April 6, 2014, 06:14:49 pm »
If you're reading this Andy - this is you, ya prick.


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Re: Andy Carroll
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #533 on: April 6, 2014, 06:16:27 pm »
A cheat,  a thug and an utter donkey of a footballer. Enjoy the rest of your career in the Championship, you fucking fraud!
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #534 on: April 6, 2014, 06:18:16 pm »
Can't believe he's our record signing. Him and Downing for 55 million. The fuck were we thinking  :o

Shithouse of a player. I hope he spends his entire career at that shit club scoring his 10 goals a season asking the ball to be lumped to him.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #535 on: April 6, 2014, 06:19:10 pm »
He is not even a footballer.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #536 on: April 6, 2014, 06:20:48 pm »
I dont think he is a c*nt or a prick etc, I think he is a good player in a midtable team, Hammers suits him. He is a fucking monster in the air though, not good at scoring with the head but immense in just winning headers and setting people up, best in the league in that aspect.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #537 on: April 6, 2014, 06:22:35 pm »
Can't believe he's our record signing. Him and Downing for 55 million. The fuck were we thinking  :o

Shithouse of a player. I hope he spends his entire career at that shit club scoring his 10 goals a season asking the ball to be lumped to him.

Big goerdie horse with a shite haircut or lack thereof. c*nt.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #538 on: April 6, 2014, 06:25:45 pm »
It wasn't him that gave the decision on the goal, I've got no ill feelings towards him.  I'm just indifferent now, he's just another player at another club.

True but it was him who purposefully tried to put the ball in with his hand and ended up twatting Mignolet in the face.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #539 on: April 6, 2014, 06:25:56 pm »
Goes down easy for a big lad.

The way the commentators bum his heading ability shocks me too, I didn't think he was that good with his heading when he was with us, and haven't seen much since to show me he is good either.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #540 on: April 6, 2014, 06:26:26 pm »
A cheat,  a thug and an utter donkey of a footballer. Enjoy the rest of your career in the Championship, you fucking fraud!

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #541 on: April 6, 2014, 06:28:04 pm »
Tosser.

All week the interviews about why he didn't get a 'fair chance'. That's why Andy, cos you're the polar opposite of the sort of player we want/need. Carthorse.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #542 on: April 6, 2014, 06:28:22 pm »
I backed him big time when he was here but Christ  im now glad we got rid.

he wouldn´t have been told to do that if he was with us
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #543 on: April 6, 2014, 06:29:48 pm »
Wanted to beat the shit out of him during the game but now I've had a chance to calm down you can't blame the lad for wanting to put in a performance against us, but one thing watching him told me is boy am I glad we got rid of him and the type of football his style brings.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #544 on: April 6, 2014, 06:29:58 pm »
Very poor player. But sadly he's fallen into the 'English Bracket'. If West Spam get rid, then you can guarantee, Norwich, Villa, West Brom et all will all be in for him

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #545 on: April 6, 2014, 06:30:06 pm »
Behaved like an absoloute nob today.  IMO the FA should act on what was a deliberate handball atttempt/push on the keeper.

You sound pathetic.

It was a foul, but FA Action, really?

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #546 on: April 6, 2014, 06:30:39 pm »
Showed his true colours today.  But he's found his level.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #547 on: April 6, 2014, 06:34:10 pm »
Geez. Stay classy some of you lot. Stop behaving like bitter Arsenal fans who abuse their ex-players.

Why blame Andy for the goal? It was a clear foul and the linesman flagged it. The one who deserves all the blame is Anthony Taylor. Not Andy.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #548 on: April 6, 2014, 06:35:04 pm »
Apparently he was going to destroy us today?

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #549 on: April 6, 2014, 06:36:01 pm »
He's actually got a decent left foot to strike the ball with. At West Ham, it's not needed.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #550 on: April 6, 2014, 06:36:14 pm »
I think you all need to calm down a little. Why are you all surprised? He was never elegant and is a 6'3 "powerhouse" who isn't always powerful. He can be dirty, he can be snidey and he wins free kicks by going down like Heskey used to. But you know what? He did that at us as well. It's just that he plays for Sam Allardyce now, where that kind of behaviour is actively encouraged and is ultimately more prevalent. He's a mid-table player playing for a mid-table manager and he'll play and behave as such. It's almost like going to a boxing fight and complaining you don't like seeing people being punched in the face. What exactly do you expect to happen?

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #551 on: April 6, 2014, 06:36:35 pm »
Never liked him. Terrible attitude on and off the pitch.

I cringe at the fact that I watched over 40 games with this guy wearing a red shirt. Shithouse diver who worried more about cheating than playing the freakin' game. I sadly recall accurately how he would trot from the midfield when we had the ball down the flank, only to sprint towards the penalty area to try and nick a penalty, despite him being a fucking behemoth. Not to mention, you know, that he was the worst piece of business we ever did, though this isn't exactly his fault.

I also fail to see how he is a 'good' player. His goal tally is atrocious bar one and a half season, that included playing for a big side in the Championship. His fitness is far from reliable and he just seems not arsed. Might have found his level in a team that like to have a giant cunning statue at the front, though.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #552 on: April 6, 2014, 06:37:09 pm »
I think you all need to calm down a little. Why are you all surprised? He was never elegant and is a 6'3 "powerhouse" who isn't always powerful. He can be dirty, he can be snidey and he wins free kicks by going down like Heskey used to. But you know what? He did that at us as well. It's just that he plays for Sam Allardyce now, where that kind of behaviour is actively encouraged and is ultimately more prevalent. He's a mid-table player playing for a mid-table manager and he'll play and behave as such. It's almost like going to a boxing fight and complaining you don't like seeing people being punched in the face. What exactly do you expect to happen?

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #553 on: April 6, 2014, 06:37:31 pm »
If you're reading this Andy - this is you, ya prick.




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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #554 on: April 6, 2014, 06:38:09 pm »
I think you all need to calm down a little. Why are you all surprised? He was never elegant and is a 6'3 "powerhouse" who isn't always powerful. He can be dirty, he can be snidey and he wins free kicks by going down like Heskey used to. But you know what? He did that at us as well. It's just that he plays for Sam Allardyce now, where that kind of behaviour is actively encouraged and is ultimately more prevalent. He's a mid-table player playing for a mid-table manager and he'll play and behave as such. It's almost like going to a boxing fight and complaining you don't like seeing people being punched in the face. What exactly do you expect to happen?

I really don't mind dirty behaviour, ala Suarez, Diego Costa. It makes it interseting to say the least. But he has no skill at all, is a lumbering oaf baboon who does fuck all, according to Carra he couldn't do '3 sessions a week' and complained all the time at training and LFC schedule. I have 0 respect for him for that

And ripped us off 35 M fuck.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #555 on: April 6, 2014, 06:38:53 pm »
I don't mind the stupid free kicks he wins by going down and so on. He just shouldn't be punching goalkeepers in the face. If someone did that on the streets, it would be considered vile behaviour. Why is it any different on a football pitch?

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #556 on: April 6, 2014, 06:40:44 pm »
Certainly doesn't deserve the abuse he's getting in here right now...
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #557 on: April 6, 2014, 06:42:23 pm »
When he was at Liverpool, he was a decent player, he changed the Cup Final against Chelsea, we were poor before he came on and suddenly we looked like we had a chance, whenever he played, he battled hard without being a dirty thug.

Unfortunately, Allardyce has turned him into Duncan Ferguson, what a dreadful style of football they play now, just lump it up there, let Carroll battle for it and hope for a knock on or a foul. It's Allardyce I despise. The worst kind of manager at this level.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #558 on: April 6, 2014, 06:43:29 pm »
When he was at Liverpool, he was a decent player, he changed the Cup Final against Chelsea, we were poor before he came on and suddenly we looked like we had a chance, whenever he played, he battled hard without being a dirty thug.

Don't think so. He'd fall down A LOT in the penalty box.

He was exquisite against Chelsea and indeed seemed to have hit somewhat of a good form towards the end of that season, but I'm very, very glad we are rid of him.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #559 on: April 6, 2014, 06:43:32 pm »
I don't mind the stupid free kicks he wins by going down and so on. He just shouldn't be punching goalkeepers in the face. If someone did that on the streets, it would be considered vile behaviour. Why is it any different on a football pitch?

It was more of a slap. But whilst I agree with you, it's not like he's always been considered an angel. Quite a bit of revisionism going on in here.