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Re: wasps
« Reply #200 on: August 26, 2013, 06:48:06 pm »
Cheers Gulley, you were exactly who I had in mind when I asked the question! I saw one wasp trying to grab some wood actually so maybe the nest is still there? If it isn't is there e anything you can do to get rid of them? Don't like having so many around with the kids playing outside.

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Re: wasps
« Reply #201 on: August 26, 2013, 09:59:43 pm »
I saw one wasp trying to grab some wood

ooh, matron, etc. We have got some workies in doing some stuff in the garden and they managed to kick a wasps nest into a furious and stinging response last week. Definitely that time of year...

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Re: wasps
« Reply #202 on: August 26, 2013, 10:04:45 pm »
ooh, matron, etc. We have got some workies in doing some stuff in the garden and they managed to kick a wasps nest into a furious and stinging response last week. Definitely that time of year...

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Re: wasps
« Reply #203 on: August 26, 2013, 10:11:02 pm »
Pretty convinced these are sons of the devil. These buggers (no pun intended) harass you if you have a drink or meal outside, buzz past your ear and don't take no for an answer when you swat at them. I would rather have a ferret gnawing on my face for an entire year than ever seeing a wasp again.

We had a nest of irate wasps near our front door a couple of years ago! Thank goodness it isn't still the case.
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Re: wasps
« Reply #204 on: August 26, 2013, 10:17:49 pm »
] Don't like having so many around with the kids playing outside.

Same. Wasps began building a nest in the shed earlier in the summer. I intervened. With extreme prejudice. Sorry, Gulley. :wave

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Re: wasps
« Reply #205 on: August 26, 2013, 10:29:29 pm »
Caught one with the buisness end of my 5 wood at the driving range this morning.  I'm shite enough as it is at the moment, don't need one of these c*nts doing fly-bys every 2 mins.
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Re: wasps
« Reply #206 on: August 26, 2013, 10:34:55 pm »
... If it isn't is there e anything you can do to get rid of them? Don't like having so many around with the kids playing outside.

Unfortunately, in my own experience there's very little you can do to get rid of them short of an all out thermonuclear barrage, which might upset the neighbours (ie France :)) and also leave the neighbourhood slightly dishevelled in appearance.

You can try things like wasp traps made from jamjars filled with diluted jam or sugar, they tend to attract them and then they drown in them en masse. The trouble is that they usually attract even more wasps to your garden so I'm unconvinced if they are actually that effective, though they can give you a psychological feeling that you are actually winning.

Citronella candles can be a short term deterrent, especially if you're having a barbeque, but I've had mixed results with them myself actually keeping wasps at bay, they are pretty hardened bastards. You can also try spraying a vinegar solution over outside wooden furniture, that too seems to have a slight deterrent effect but sadly not for very long, a couple of hours at most, and instead seems to simply attract hordes of fruit flies or similar vomit feeders as almost every stage of organic chemical decomposition and smell seems to have a particular fly species that specialises in thriving off it.

The best advice I'd give is to try and encourage your kids to be brave and ignore them and not make too much of a fuss flapping at them as that's not good and can make the wasps seriously grumpy. It's not easy and takes a bit of practice and above all confidence, but I've found that if you can keep pretty still, wasps simply have a good close up look at you, realise they can't eat you and then fly off somewhere else.

Wasps are not intelligent, they're quite simple critters really, just looking for an easy meal and they only become aggressive and sting when they feel threatened and think they have no other option.
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Re: wasps
« Reply #207 on: August 26, 2013, 10:43:18 pm »
And here's a hornet I caught in the house just a few minutes ago.....
(The square grids in the inspection jar are .5 cm)
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Re: wasps
« Reply #208 on: August 26, 2013, 10:57:33 pm »
I would kill it, and then I would macerate its remains just to be sure.
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Re: wasps
« Reply #209 on: August 26, 2013, 11:52:09 pm »
And here's a hornet I caught in the house just a few minutes ago.....
(The square grids in the inspection jar are .5 cm)

So that mammoth is about the width of my thumb...

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Re: wasps
« Reply #210 on: August 27, 2013, 11:05:32 am »
Same. Wasps began building a nest in the shed earlier in the summer. I intervened. With extreme prejudice. Sorry, Gulley. :wave



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Re: wasps
« Reply #211 on: August 27, 2013, 12:32:58 pm »
Caught one with the buisness end of my 5 wood at the driving range this morning.

Did you still have to shout "Forrrrrre Righttttttttt?!!"

We were travelling in the car on Sunday and decided we'd have a drive through. Got the kids sorted in the back with their burgers / nuggets / chips / milkshakes etc and then a wasp decided he wanted some. I was balancing my food/drink on my seat, my wife had all her food on her lap, so it took a while to get into the back to help them out. My eldest was scared and crying, bless him, but nobody got stung. I swatted it and then got it out on the floor and then stamped on the bugger!

Hate them.

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Re: wasps
« Reply #212 on: August 27, 2013, 12:37:22 pm »
My eldest was scared and crying, bless him, but nobody got stung. I swatted it and then got it out on the floor and then stamped on the bugger!

And what happened to the wasp?

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Re: wasps
« Reply #213 on: August 27, 2013, 12:40:07 pm »
Did you still have to shout "Forrrrrre Righttttttttt?!!"

We were travelling in the car on Sunday and decided we'd have a drive through. Got the kids sorted in the back with their burgers / nuggets / chips / milkshakes etc and then a wasp decided he wanted some. I was balancing my food/drink on my seat, my wife had all her food on her lap, so it took a while to get into the back to help them out. My eldest was scared and crying, bless him, but nobody got stung. I swatted it and then got it out on the floor and then stamped on the bugger!

Hate them.

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Re: wasps
« Reply #214 on: August 27, 2013, 12:40:45 pm »
And what happened to the wasp?
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Re: wasps
« Reply #215 on: August 27, 2013, 01:36:26 pm »
Fucking hate them, I'll kill them as soon as I see one. Never been stung thankfully but it's just the buzzing and invading your private space that fucks me off completely

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Re: wasps
« Reply #216 on: August 27, 2013, 09:02:25 pm »


As much as I hate them, I have to say mate, that was an interesting read. Could I ask though...

They all have their purpose in the scheme of things so I'm actually reluctant to kill them.

What is it...for wasps that is. The insect traffic warden.

And here's a hornet I caught in the house just a few minutes ago.....
(The square grids in the inspection jar are .5 cm)

Fuck

that

shit!

I would kill it, and then I would macerate its remains just to be sure.


Yes!

And what happened to the wasp?

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Re: wasps
« Reply #217 on: August 27, 2013, 09:16:30 pm »
I'd take the consequences of them just being eradicated from the face of the planet.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: wasps
« Reply #218 on: August 28, 2013, 12:27:01 am »
I'd take the consequences of them just being eradicated from the face of the planet.
Me too. Natures Traffic Wardens.
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Re: wasps
« Reply #219 on: August 28, 2013, 12:31:24 am »
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Re: wasps
« Reply #220 on: August 28, 2013, 02:08:49 am »
Strimming the bank behind the house on the weekend, hit a hidden nest. There was another two nest lying next to it behind the bush.

the horror...

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Re: wasps
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Re: wasps
« Reply #222 on: August 28, 2013, 09:11:07 am »
Strimming the bank behind the house on the weekend, hit a hidden nest. There was another two nest lying next to it behind the bush.

the horror...

Did they go mental?
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Re: wasps
« Reply #223 on: August 28, 2013, 01:35:22 pm »
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Re: wasps
« Reply #224 on: August 28, 2013, 03:36:29 pm »

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Re: wasps
« Reply #225 on: August 28, 2013, 04:07:20 pm »
Jesus, whats wrong with you two? Thats me having nightmares :(


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Re: wasps
« Reply #226 on: August 28, 2013, 04:37:59 pm »
Just taken this photo on our path outside.

Don't leave your bedroom windows open at night....they're coming to get you next....
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Re: wasps
« Reply #227 on: August 28, 2013, 05:17:42 pm »
Wtf are those 3 doing dancing around the feather?!!

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« Reply #228 on: August 28, 2013, 06:03:35 pm »
Wtf are those 3 doing dancing around the feather?!!

Never mind that, they are bringing birds down out of the sky !
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #229 on: September 4, 2013, 03:47:30 pm »
Be careful guys, these layabout bastards are drunk, jobless and are being bigger c*nts then normal!

http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/nature/drunk-wasps-may-attack-us-warns-red-cross-8798272.html

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Re: Wasps
« Reply #230 on: September 4, 2013, 04:18:58 pm »
Be careful guys, these layabout bastards are drunk, jobless and are being bigger c*nts then normal!



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Re: Wasps
« Reply #231 on: September 4, 2013, 05:28:23 pm »
There's a massive fucker in my kitchen as I speak. Terrifying.

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Re: Wasps
« Reply #232 on: September 4, 2013, 05:44:01 pm »
There's a massive fucker in my kitchen as I speak.

Ask him if he's any good dealing with wasps.
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #233 on: September 5, 2013, 02:12:50 am »

Just taken this photo on our path outside.

Don't leave your bedroom windows open at night....they're coming to get you next....
c*nts, the pair of you :'(
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #234 on: September 5, 2013, 02:13:10 am »
Ask him if he's any good dealing with wasps.
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #235 on: September 6, 2013, 12:34:52 am »
Skip to 3:53

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Re: Wasps
« Reply #236 on: September 6, 2013, 01:30:12 pm »
Cracking video.  I think the the Tarantula Hawk was featured on Deadly 60

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Re: Wasps
« Reply #237 on: September 6, 2013, 03:26:16 pm »
Skip to 3:53

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Re: Wasps
« Reply #238 on: September 6, 2013, 05:05:13 pm »
Hornets are like wasps, except without the good temper and the cuddle factor.

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Re: Wasps
« Reply #239 on: September 6, 2013, 05:19:08 pm »
was having a bbq a few weeks back

fuckers were swarming everywhere
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