Quite simply our best player ever. His brain set him apart from mere mortals. And his unrivalled skill allowed him to manifest the impossible scenarios that his brain conjoured up. Then, there was his arse - I refer back to a tribute from a few years ago.
Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #37193 on: October 13, 2014, 03:12:12 pm »
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Not forgetting Kenny's arse of course.
Now that would be impossible. Whereas Thommo's arse was like grease lightening. Kenny's arse was an autonomous, thinking footballers arse, graced with the qualities of a heavyweight boxing champion, a matador, and a Massey Ferguson bulldozer. And whereas Thommo's arse was lithe and lissome, Kenny's arse was Titanic, neigh Brobdingnagian, causing all who saw it to prostrate themselves before it. When his arse came onto the pitch at the start of the game, I felt like Brezhnez witnessing the ultimate nuclear weapon on a drive past in Red Square. His shorts were crafted at Cammell Lairds by the same team of top welders that built our nuclear subs and as Kenny's arse stood over the ball at kickoff, his arse's presence was like that of Gort in The Day The Earth Stood Still - and we were invincible. Cometh the hour, cometh the man, cometh the arse.