Author Topic: Andy Robertson (Andrew Henry Robertson MBE)  (Read 787810 times)

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5320 on: February 4, 2023, 05:25:32 pm »
One of the worst footballers technically I have ever seen. Makes Riise look like Marcelo. His crossing is so underwhelming. And he needs to be taken off corner and indirect freekick duty. They never beat the man. One laughable moment in the second half was when his passing lane was closed for that out ball he uses to just kick it far down the touchline  :butt he passed it straight to Jiminez  :butt. Even for the third goal why did he let Traore run across him. Is he keeping our FairPlay title defence going? Just trip the c*nt. Been shit for 2 years. Thanks but would sell while he is worth money.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5321 on: February 4, 2023, 05:49:20 pm »
He needs to completely rule out shooting the ball in the future.

Or crossing.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5322 on: February 4, 2023, 05:49:57 pm »
Has been sussed out badly. Mane made him look a lot better than he really was.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5323 on: February 4, 2023, 05:52:22 pm »
Has been sussed out badly. Mane made him look a lot better than he really was.

How? This just an off patch like the entire team. This isn't the same as VVD covering for Lovren or Gomez. Robertson 5 months ago was the most complete full back in the modern game and also when will the Mane this Mane that stop lol
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5324 on: February 4, 2023, 05:57:59 pm »
How? This just an off patch like the entire team. This isn't the same as VVD covering for Lovren or Gomez. Robertson 5 months ago was the most complete full back in the modern game and also when will the Mane this Mane that stop lol
He was dropped for Tsimikas 5 months ago? You mean 24 months ago? His crosses are the exact same zero variation, bread and butter for any defender. He’s always ahead of play when we lose the ball he’s miles off position. He keeps on shooting and playing center forward roles. We need someone than can use his right foot more than for his standing. Trent is a million times better 1v1 defender. Yet he gets ripped apart weekly. Robertson has not been good for a long time.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5325 on: February 4, 2023, 06:05:47 pm »
Some of his decision-making today left alot to be desired.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5326 on: February 4, 2023, 07:21:45 pm »
I think some of his defensive decisions lately have been really poor.  There was the throw in against Brighton where he seemingly just figured someone else would mark the player closest too him and now today it's his man that beats him to the ball on the free kick and then he just waits for Keita to cover? What? You're the closest defender. Even though Gomez makes an even worse error by just heading it right back into the middle it's the fact that the player was allowed to cross because Keita was farther away that was the start of the whole thing.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5327 on: February 4, 2023, 07:24:41 pm »
Not perfect, but one of the few Liveprool players performing at a decent level at the moment IMO. One of our few non-problems.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5328 on: February 4, 2023, 07:27:16 pm »
Not perfect, but one of the few Liveprool players performing at a decent level at the moment IMO. One of our few non-problems.

Correct, nowhwre near top form but nobody is really. Alisson is the only experienced player who looks remotely the same.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5329 on: February 5, 2023, 12:03:06 am »
Bump

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5330 on: February 5, 2023, 02:06:40 pm »
Bump
Why? You want more people to read your post? ::)

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5331 on: February 5, 2023, 02:08:19 pm »
"And there are red and white scarves of Liverpool, and red and white bobble hats of Liverpool, and red and white rosettes of Liverpool, and nothing else. And the sun shines now."

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5332 on: February 5, 2023, 02:11:52 pm »
Robbo is one of the few who still shows the will and intensity going forward, but the rest of the team is not functioning. My main problem is his defending these days, its really a problem. Have a look at the second goal how he is standing off and letting a player pick out a player with a cross, absolutely zero pressure. And its not the first time, its happening again and again in every match now.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5333 on: February 5, 2023, 02:26:39 pm »
Has been sussed out badly. Mane made him look a lot better than he really was.

He's not as effective but he's one of the few on the pitch who will always give you 100% and looks like he still gives a shit.

We waited a long time for a good quality, durable left back and he'll be very difficult to replace when the time comes.
Could have done with Grujic and even Chirivella to tide us over this season

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5334 on: February 5, 2023, 03:01:28 pm »
Has been sussed out badly. Mane made him look a lot better than he really was.
I reckon Mane used to run training, arrange tactical plans and give team talks too.
"And there are red and white scarves of Liverpool, and red and white bobble hats of Liverpool, and red and white rosettes of Liverpool, and nothing else. And the sun shines now."

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5335 on: February 5, 2023, 03:54:47 pm »
Nunez tries and he gets battered in his thread. All 3 goals was his fault  :butt. He’s not a great footballer top guy and works hard but the protection he gets I wish Trent,Nunez got the same.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5336 on: February 5, 2023, 03:56:51 pm »
Nunez tries and he gets battered in his thread. All 3 goals was his fault  :butt. He’s not a great footballer top guy and works hard but the protection he gets I wish Trent,Nunez got the same.

You're absolutely relentless with this.  Did Robbo sleep with your missus or something?
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5337 on: February 5, 2023, 03:57:04 pm »
I reckon Mane used to run training, arrange tactical plans and give team talks too.
Why can’t he link up Diaz or Jota? Because he’s game IQ is average to poor. Why are you acting like he can’t get critiqued like he’s had a good season sincd 2020.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5338 on: February 5, 2023, 03:58:39 pm »
Why can’t he link up Diaz or Jota? Because he’s game IQ is average to poor. Why are you acting like he can’t get critiqued like he’s had a good season sincd 2020.
You’re absolutely nuts if you think he didn’t link up well with Diaz and Jota, I mean proper cuckoo.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5339 on: February 5, 2023, 04:00:23 pm »
You're absolutely relentless with this.  Did Robbo sleep with your missus or something?
you lot got favourites I got mine which is Trent. Stop being babies and take the rough with the smooth. He is not Alisson or Stefan B he’s been questionable for ages. Where was he for the Matip OG? Why did he tackle their player for the second and then stand off him to let him cross? Why did he let Adama Traore run across him with the ball with out tripping him up and getting a tactical foul, also where the fuck was he positioning wise?

Stop the bias. He wont shag you mate. See I can be silly too.

If I dig up posts on you lot I’m sure I can see you lot saying worse things than anything I did. Football is a game of opinions.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5340 on: February 5, 2023, 04:04:11 pm »
you lot got favourites I got mine which is Trent. Stop being babies and take the rough with the smooth. He is not Alisson or Stefan B he’s been questionable for ages. Where was he for the Matip OG? Why did he tackle their player for the second and then stand off him to let him cross? Why did he let Adama Traore run across him with the ball with out tripping him up and getting a tactical foul, also where the fuck was he positioning wise?

Stop the bias. He wont shag you mate. See I can be silly too.

If I dig up posts on you lot I’m sure I can see you lot saying worse things than anything I did. Football is a game of opinions.

So basically the only reason you're constantly ragging on Robertson is because you think your favourite player is being treated unfairly.
Sit down, shock is better taken with bent knees.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5341 on: February 5, 2023, 04:07:09 pm »
So basically the only reason you're constantly ragging on Robertson is because you think your favourite player is being treated unfairly.
yeah let’s be fair

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5342 on: February 6, 2023, 11:30:49 am »
Been a liability for ages now but the intense stare is enough for a lot of people.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5343 on: February 6, 2023, 11:44:17 am »
He's probably one who is playing based on his character, as its hard to justify otherwise Tsimikas not at least getting a few starts
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5344 on: February 7, 2023, 12:28:56 pm »
Why can’t he link up Diaz or Jota? Because he’s game IQ is average to poor. Why are you acting like he can’t get critiqued like he’s had a good season sincd 2020.
you should know.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5345 on: February 13, 2023, 09:45:16 pm »
"And there are red and white scarves of Liverpool, and red and white bobble hats of Liverpool, and red and white rosettes of Liverpool, and nothing else. And the sun shines now."

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5346 on: February 13, 2023, 09:46:03 pm »
Shithouse  ;D

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5347 on: February 13, 2023, 09:53:21 pm »
A taste of the old robbo today!

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5348 on: February 13, 2023, 09:53:53 pm »
;D
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5349 on: February 13, 2023, 09:55:25 pm »
Shithouse  ;D


He probably saw the ref bottle giving Docoure a yellow for kicking the ball away.

Not the only example in the game where the ref applied different rules for the two sides
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5350 on: February 13, 2023, 09:55:39 pm »
What a bastard he is.
Love him.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5351 on: February 13, 2023, 09:56:00 pm »
A taste of the old robbo today!

Him laughing at Pickford was superb.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5352 on: February 13, 2023, 09:56:18 pm »
Shithouse  ;D

Just came on to post that.  One of those guys you want on your side.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5353 on: February 13, 2023, 09:56:41 pm »
Love his snide! Fantastic

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5354 on: February 13, 2023, 09:59:29 pm »
Everything that happens this season can be ignored for that moment he turned around and laughed at Pickford rather than getting angry himself. He just knew straight away.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5355 on: February 13, 2023, 10:00:56 pm »
Cares. And a shithouse.  Wouldn't even be in the top 20 of people at Liverpool I'm worried about. Good lad Robbo.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5357 on: February 13, 2023, 10:03:03 pm »
Best game from Robbo by far this season, he was fucking great
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5358 on: February 13, 2023, 10:03:11 pm »

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5359 on: February 13, 2023, 10:05:31 pm »
He's such a shithouse.  ;D

Played well today. Good lad, Robbo.  8)