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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4400 on: May 21, 2020, 06:29:16 pm »
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4401 on: May 21, 2020, 06:53:22 pm »
Oi! You clearly don't know the right women. :wave :P

Anchorman is also good for randomly quoting.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4402 on: May 21, 2020, 09:03:59 pm »
Anyone follow Accidental Partridge on Twitter? Always good for a chuckle.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4403 on: May 21, 2020, 09:05:09 pm »
Anyone follow Accidental Partridge on Twitter? Always good for a chuckle.

Yeah, he’s been quite prolific in the last few days!

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4404 on: May 22, 2020, 10:48:51 am »
"Must be properly policed. Must not, repeat not, turn into an Alt Right rave"

;D

Not enough 40 year old scorchers in this world.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4405 on: May 23, 2020, 10:09:37 am »
Not my words Carol, those are the words of top gear magazine.
You say Honey? I say Fuck off.

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There is another option. Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4407 on: May 26, 2020, 04:45:54 pm »
 :lmao  Your fog lamps are on. There's no fog.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4408 on: May 26, 2020, 04:46:45 pm »
:lmao  Your fog lamps are on. There's no fog.

I love shouting that at idiots on the motorway ;D
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4409 on: May 26, 2020, 08:08:48 pm »
:lmao
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4410 on: May 26, 2020, 08:19:27 pm »
:lmao  Your fog lamps are on. There's no fog.

Alan’s lovely little tribute to Jeffiner there.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4412 on: May 27, 2020, 12:22:22 pm »
Alan’s lovely little tribute to Jeffiner there.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4413 on: May 27, 2020, 12:44:15 pm »
Reminds me that I can sing better than Gary Barlow and yet he’s a multi millionaire...

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4414 on: June 1, 2020, 10:51:47 pm »
Jill you are so dirty
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4415 on: June 1, 2020, 11:16:36 pm »
Jill you are so dirty

It's quite refreshing. You call a spade a spade. Actually you'd probably call it a big tool, wouldn't you?
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4416 on: June 2, 2020, 04:23:29 pm »
Stopped at Wetherby services today for petrol and a toblerone, not one to be had in the BP minimart there.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4417 on: June 3, 2020, 12:21:28 am »
Stopped at Wetherby services today for petrol and a toblerone, not one to be had in the BP minimart there.

Did that one have a Wild Bean Cafe attached?

They are quite literally...Shit hot.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4418 on: June 3, 2020, 09:11:33 am »
Stopped at Wetherby services today for petrol and a toblerone, not one to be had in the BP minimart there.

Hope you helped yourself to a Flavia? The King of Coffees.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4419 on: June 3, 2020, 09:14:45 am »
Minimart?
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4420 on: June 4, 2020, 06:39:18 pm »
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4421 on: June 5, 2020, 07:31:47 am »
Podcast’s an Audible production it seems, first episode up now. Rest of the series in September.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4422 on: June 5, 2020, 09:27:06 am »
Podcast’s an Audible production it seems, first episode up now. Rest of the series in September.

Finally. Was posting about this ages ago!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-52923245

Norfolk section  ;D

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Alan Partridge is set to return with a podcast produced from his shed.

Steve Coogan will again take on the role of the Norwich-based DJ for an 18-part series titled From the Oasthouse: The Alan Partridge Podcast.

The podcast will unveil a "more reflective Alan" as he tries to attract a young and diverse audience.

"All national treasures have a podcast", Partridge said. "If David Dimbleby has one, then of course I needed to make one."
Image caption Steve Coogan brought his cult character back to the BBC in 2019 for mock TV magazine show This Time with Alan Partridge

"With this series, I want to give my fans an intimate view of who I really am," said Partridge.

"You may think you know me, but trust me, you have no idea what goes on behind closed doors at my podcast innovation studio."

The Bafta award-winning character, born in King's Lynn, Norfolk, made his debut appearance in 1991 as a sports presenter on BBC Radio 4's On the Hour.

He moved on to to television with programmes including The Day Today, Knowing Me Knowing You and I'm Alan Partridge.

Partridge had his big screen break in 2013 with the film Alpha Papa before in 2019 returning to TV with This Time with Alan Partridge.

The full series will be on Audible from 3 September while a free episode will be available on Amazon Alexa between 6 and 12 June.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4423 on: June 6, 2020, 09:50:35 am »
Come on Sonja, let's be appalling.
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There is another option. Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4427 on: June 8, 2020, 01:17:38 pm »
The jingle :lmao

The Liam Neeson/Bruce Willis film :lmao
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4428 on: June 8, 2020, 04:38:25 pm »
Tell you what..
Tell you what

It's nine and a half thousand pounds.
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There is another option. Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4429 on: June 9, 2020, 08:28:30 am »
It's so good. The stuff on fellas on bikes. Brilliant.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4430 on: June 9, 2020, 08:33:27 am »
It's so good. The stuff on fellas on bikes. Brilliant.

Haha. It was spot on too.

When he was nosing in the house, it was obvious what was coming, but it was still funny.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4431 on: June 9, 2020, 09:58:42 am »
I'm gonna do the impossible and wait (cheers for the upload though!)

... September seems so long off  :(

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4432 on: June 9, 2020, 10:15:04 am »
I’m not even sure if this is an official episode, the way it was made out was it being a bit of a taster.

He’s certainly not going to be doing every episode on a ramble.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4433 on: June 9, 2020, 05:16:45 pm »
why does it sound such bad sound quality btw? not that I'm too bothered cause I'm waiting but if the full series is this quality it's gonna be rough!

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4434 on: June 9, 2020, 06:38:12 pm »
why does it sound such bad sound quality btw? not that I'm too bothered cause I'm waiting but if the full series is this quality it's gonna be rough!

yeah not sure to be honest, sounds like that file was recorded ambiently. there's an upload on youtube with better audio quality now, sounds more like a direct copy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylg3HAOue1M
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4435 on: June 9, 2020, 07:27:45 pm »
Think it was recorded on an Alba stereo system

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4436 on: June 11, 2020, 09:40:19 pm »
Think it was recorded on an Alba stereo system

Not Bang & Olufsen?

Maybe you need to play it out of two supplementary auxiliary speakers to go with your midi hi-fi system, apropos achieving surround sound.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4437 on: June 11, 2020, 10:18:34 pm »
You ought to have a basic grasp of Latin if you’re working in Curry’s.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4438 on: June 12, 2020, 10:55:48 am »
You ought to have a basic grasp of Latin if you’re working in Curry’s.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4439 on: June 12, 2020, 02:56:51 pm »
Blades of Glory is good too. People in work get annoyed at me when I answer a question no one knows the answer to with "No one knows what it means but it's provocative"




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