Author Topic: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa (Read 557308 times)

Nitramdorf · « **Reply #4280 on:** December 19, 2019, 10:24:14 pm »

Pringle's tube lodged?

Buck Pete · « **Reply #4281 on:** December 20, 2019, 09:35:44 am »

Quote from: sinnermichael on December 19, 2019, 08:36:16 pm

Haha. Jill who sleeps with Alan Partridge in season 1 is in Holby City.

Brilliant!! I HAVE to see her. Is she a regular?

Quote from: OLD SAINT NICK'S GOT BIG SNOWY BALLS on December 19, 2019, 09:07:34 pm

What was wrong with her? Please tell me it was chocolate mousse related?

Quote from: gerrardisgod on December 19, 2019, 09:31:11 pm

Some sort of owl attack?

You two are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dirty.

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #4282 on:** December 20, 2019, 09:42:20 am »

We really call a spade a spade.

Actually, we probably call it a big tool.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #4283 on:** December 20, 2019, 10:13:12 am »

Just watched the whole Jill/Alan flirting scene

So funny.

"Do you like me sex wise?"

Buck Pete · « **Reply #4284 on:** December 20, 2019, 10:14:38 am »

I WANT!!!

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #4285 on:** December 20, 2019, 10:24:53 am »

Quote from: Buck Pete on December 20, 2019, 10:13:12 am

Just watched the whole Jill/Alan flirting scene

So funny.

"Do you like me sex wise?"

The whole thing is one of the great TV romances of our time.

This is a romantic tribute, to a lovely lady over there, with orange hair, and a cigarette in her mouth

Dench57 · « **Reply #4286 on:** December 20, 2019, 10:32:11 am »

Go to the casting agency and ask them to get me a 40 year old scorcher, and make sure you use those words.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #4287 on:** December 20, 2019, 10:55:07 am »

Quote from: Dench57 on December 20, 2019, 10:32:11 am

Go to the casting agency and ask them to get me a 40 year old scorcher, and make sure you use those words.

Not just any casting agency, Sol Dangerfield’s.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #4288 on:** December 20, 2019, 10:58:40 am »

Quote from: OLD SAINT NICK'S GOT BIG SNOWY BALLS on December 20, 2019, 10:24:53 am

The whole thing is one of the great TV romances of our time.

This is a romantic tribute, to a lovely lady over there, with orange hair, and a cigarette in her mouth

"That is the best Valentine's I've had in eight years."
Jill: "What did you do eight years ago?"
"Just had a better one... Went to Silverstone. Shook Jackie Stewart's hand. Superb. My marriage fell apart soon after that."

bradders1011 · « **Reply #4289 on:** December 20, 2019, 11:10:45 am »

So, just to re-emphasise, one more time: her contract *has* been terminated.

elbow · « **Reply #4290 on:** December 20, 2019, 12:45:04 pm »

You don’t remember me doooo yoooo

Dench57 · « **Reply #4291 on:** December 20, 2019, 04:39:11 pm »

This band are the words I said to my girlfriend last week on her birthday; UB40... Four

Buck Pete · « **Reply #4292 on:** December 20, 2019, 04:41:12 pm »

Quote from: elbow on December 20, 2019, 12:45:04 pm

You don’t remember me doooo yoooo

Every time that song comes on the radio I sing that line Partridge style. Missus looks at me like I've gone potty.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #4293 on:** December 20, 2019, 04:48:59 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on December 20, 2019, 04:41:12 pm

Every time that song comes on the radio I sing that line Partridge style. Missus looks at me like I've gone potty.

It’s also compulsory to sing “Why do birds suddenly appear” in a too high pitched voice.

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #4294 on:** December 24, 2019, 08:13:31 pm »

Just been to Tandy’s and played with a CD player, it had a nice action.

bradders1011 · « **Reply #4295 on:** December 24, 2019, 10:25:43 pm »

Quote from: gerrardisgod on December 24, 2019, 08:13:31 pm

Just been to Tandy’s and played with a CD player, it had a nice action.

Private tour?

Buck Pete · « **Reply #4296 on:** December 25, 2019, 12:29:03 am »

The smoky zing of McCain Southern coating with the tenderest cuts of white meat.

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #4297 on:** January 23, 2020, 09:55:36 am »

https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/uk-england-norfolk-51212553

Probably took him more than fourteen hours.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #4298 on:** January 23, 2020, 10:15:27 am »

Quote from: gerrardisgod on January 23, 2020, 09:55:36 am

https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/uk-england-norfolk-51212553

Probably took him more than fourteen hours.

That looks ruddy amazing! Just been sorting out a weekend reunion with some uni mates, if only I’d seen this earlier.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #4299 on:** January 23, 2020, 11:00:18 am »

"the festival would feature a personal appearance by a mystery guest, an air guitar competition, a disco with pre-1988 music only, plus "monkey tennis" and "inner city sumo" games."

Mystery guest has to be Sue Cook or Bill Oddie!!!

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #4300 on:** January 23, 2020, 11:02:09 am »

Anyone tempted?

https://g.co/kgs/VTVw1G

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #4301 on:** January 23, 2020, 11:02:18 am »

Think it’s Michael.

Remember him turning up to something similar before and a Partridge quiz.

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #4302 on:** January 23, 2020, 12:01:48 pm »

Dammit, he could have organised it for the weekend of our match there, couldn't he?!

Dench57 · « **Reply #4303 on:** January 23, 2020, 01:03:58 pm »

Huge fan of Partridge but that sounds awful

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #4304 on:** January 23, 2020, 01:06:42 pm »

Quote from: Dench57 on January 23, 2020, 01:03:58 pm

Huge fan of Partridge but that sounds awful

I imagine it will consist of 95% men aged between 35-50, mainly wearing Castrol jackets or dressed as Lynn and that’s why I’m sad to be missing out.

ToneLa · « **Reply #4305 on:** January 23, 2020, 01:08:15 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on January 23, 2020, 01:06:42 pm

I imagine it will consist of 95% men aged between 35-50, mainly wearing Castrol jackets or dressed as Lynn and that’s why I’m sad to be missing out.

All shouting DAN! DAN DAAAAN! DAN

El Lobo · « **Reply #4306 on:** January 23, 2020, 01:27:58 pm »

Being next to a ‘high altitude trampoline park’ could almost be a 2020 version of the owl sanctuary

Ray K · « **Reply #4307 on:** January 23, 2020, 02:04:58 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on January 23, 2020, 01:06:42 pm

I imagine it will consist of 95% men aged between 35-50, mainly wearing Castrol jackets or dressed as Lynn and that’s why I’m sad to be missing out.

I'm going with a salmon sweater casually draped over my chevron flash polo shirt, with shorts and a double cadet striped ice white socks.

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #4308 on:** January 23, 2020, 02:10:50 pm »

Look at that cool customer.

Riquende · « **Reply #4309 on:** January 23, 2020, 10:18:04 pm »

I'd go, but it's the missus' birthday the day before and her only exposure has been KMKYule last month so she's unlikely to be keen.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #4310 on:** January 24, 2020, 12:55:08 am »

Quote from: Ray K on January 23, 2020, 02:04:58 pm

I'm going with a salmon sweater casually draped over my chevron flash polo shirt, with shorts and a double cadet striped ice white socks.

I would 100% wear a pair of string backed leather driving gloves.

djphal · « **Reply #4311 on:** January 24, 2020, 11:08:19 am »

Hello, Lynn? I’ve been eating a lot of Toblerone. I’ve eaten four and I’ve got two white ones left. ‘Cause I don’t like them as much as the dark ones.

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #4312 on:** February 13, 2020, 02:42:31 pm »

Anyone got a scam going with a big plate tomorrow?

Buck Pete · « **Reply #4313 on:** February 13, 2020, 03:30:51 pm »

Quote from: gerrardisgod on February 13, 2020, 02:42:31 pm

Anyone got a scam going with a big plate tomorrow?

I'm off to Silverstone to shake Jackie Stewart's hand

My marriage will then fall apart soon after.

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #4314 on:** February 13, 2020, 03:32:22 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on February 13, 2020, 03:30:51 pm

I'm off to Silverstone to shake Jackie Stewart's hand

My marriage will then fall apart soon after.

I know a cracking owl sanctuary.

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #4315 on:** February 13, 2020, 03:37:35 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on February 13, 2020, 03:30:51 pm

I'm off to Silverstone to shake Jackie Stewart's hand

Superb!

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #4316 on:** February 14, 2020, 02:45:24 pm »

Second series of This Time happening in the next year and a new Partridge podcast starting next month.

YES! It’s an extender!

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #4317 on:** February 14, 2020, 02:55:03 pm »

Did any of you notice anything about the Chocolate Oranges I have you this morning?

ToneLa · « **Reply #4318 on:** February 14, 2020, 02:57:29 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on February 14, 2020, 02:55:03 pm

Did any of you notice anything about the Chocolate Oranges I have you this morning?

They don't have milk. But I do like milk chocolate...

Buck Pete · « **Reply #4319 on:** February 17, 2020, 10:23:45 am »

Drove to the game on Saturday and was great seeing some of the town names on signposts that Alan refers to in Mid Morning Matters.

By passed Swaffham on the way which was fun, as Alan spent a great deal of his young life walking alone in the woods near Swaffham. There he practised bird calls.

My missus came along for the ride and i got a few sneaky Partridge lines in.

her: Does Norwich have a University?
me: Not sure but East Anglia Polytechnic is superb I hear

Upon seeing a sign for Little Oakley. "Let's go and visit my mate Domingo"

We stopped in the Holiday Inn but I informed her the Travel Tavern was fully booked up.

Norwich is great fun