Dexys Midnight RunnersLot of fun these lads and lasses - or mostly one lad, obsessive oddity Kevin Rowland, and a revolving door of various musicians - loads of energy and great tunes. They started off as a sort of soully new wave ska hybrid thing for first album Searching for the Young Soul Rebels (probably their best, though this is the subject of some debate) and then adopted some Celtic influences, for reasons that I’ve never fully understood. It maybe shouldn’t work, but I’ve always felt that it really actually did. They’re probably best known for Come on Eileen, but I reckon that’s doing them a severe disservice and they’ve got loads of songs worth listening to.
About five years ago maybe, it was Christmas or New year’s eve, can’t remember which, me and my mate Brillo got wrecked in Hereford and ended up dancing to Geno on a table in a pub run by some big ex-army guy with a notoriously dodgy temper. Don’t know if he was SAS or regular, didn’t ask because it’s not the done thing apparently (UK version of the don’t ask, don’t tell policy maybe) but he was a massive grock who was getting understandably pissed off with us prancing about on his table like twats and had asked us several times to kindly step down onto the floor like normal blokes, table dancing is for attractive women only, thank you very much. We didn’t pay any attention cos we were hammered and well, it was Christmas. Or New Year’s. Whatever.
Anyway, the climax of Geno comes on and we’re singing and dancing like tits and then, bang, all of a sudden the bloke flips the table and we both go crashing down onto the floor, glass everywhere, Brillo’s got his forearm ripped open and the guy chucks us out, to add insult to injury, which seemed harsh at the time although in retrospect I can sort of see his point of view. Barred from there, cheers Kevin Rowland you strange, yelpy-voiced genius. The end. Shit story, but it’s the only Dexys-related one I can think of.
Great band, though.
Here’s a song I fell off a table to.
https://www.youtube.com/v/-Y66HcrGbo4Don’t think I’ve ever fallen off anything to this one.
https://www.youtube.com/v/JXw1Bdt31RM