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Re: One Man's Mission to X $44 billion Goodbye
« Reply #960 on: April 16, 2024, 11:34:14 pm »
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Re: One Man's Mission to X $44 billion Goodbye
« Reply #961 on: April 17, 2024, 02:48:38 pm »
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/apr/17/elon-musk-tesla-pay

Musk devotees on the board still want Musk to be paid $56B after the Dealware court rejects the pay award as 'unfathomable'.
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Re: One Man's Mission to X $44 billion Goodbye
« Reply #962 on: April 17, 2024, 06:19:31 pm »
Musk’s obsession with creating worker robots doesn’t seem to chime with his dislike of layoffs. A cynic might think mass layoffs and robotisation are his end goal…

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Re: One Man's Mission to X $44 billion Goodbye
« Reply #963 on: April 19, 2024, 12:44:33 pm »
Musk’s obsession with creating worker robots doesn’t seem to chime with his dislike of layoffs. A cynic might think mass layoffs and robotisation are his end goal…
He's the embodiment of why so many people are nervous about AI and robotics.  It's not so much the enslavement of the human race by robots - although I wouldn't put it past Musk to fire the person responsible for the line of code that stops robots harming humans - but rather the enslavement of the human race by billionaires.

Each time there's a crossroads where advances in automation increase productivity and lower employee workloads they are taking the path that funnels more money to the top.  The natural conclusion will be that you're either one of the few sitting at the top of this pile or you're one of the many fighting over an ever decreasing slice of the pie.

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Re: One Man's Mission to X $44 billion Goodbye
« Reply #964 on: April 19, 2024, 01:38:44 pm »
Once again their advertising is bizarre.

After being offered a hummingbird feeder on a regular basis I am now being offered cheap Hijabs. I have nothing against humans, but how poor is their ad targeting??!
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Re: One Man's Mission to X $44 billion Goodbye
« Reply #965 on: April 19, 2024, 02:55:16 pm »
Once again their advertising is bizarre.

After being offered a hummingbird feeder on a regular basis I am now being offered cheap Hijabs. I have nothing against humans, but how poor is their ad targeting??!
...but not as good as robots, ay?
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Re: One Man's Mission to X $44 billion Goodbye
« Reply #966 on: April 19, 2024, 03:22:16 pm »
Ok bollocks, hijabs


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Re: One Man's Mission to X $44 billion Goodbye
« Reply #967 on: April 20, 2024, 06:30:09 am »
They should just lock up whatever Australian based senior management they can. Fines mean nothing to these clowns.

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Elon Musk and his social media company X have vowed to fight orders by Australia’s online watchdog to remove content related to alleged Sydney church stabbing attack.

On Tuesday, eSafety commissioner Julie Inman Grant said social media giants X, formerly Twitter, and Facebook parent company Meta would be issued a notice of removal.

The notice relates to content depicting “gratuitous or offensive violence with a high degree of impact or detail” following the alleged stabbing of Bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel.

In a tweet early Saturday local time, Elon Musk, who purchased Twitter in April 2022, claimed “The Australian censorship commissar is demanding *global* content bans”.

Faced with fines it failed to comply with the order, X’s global government affair’s team claimed posts it had been ordered to remove did not violate its rules on violent speech.

In a statement, which was shared by Musk, the social media giant said “recent attacks in Australia are a horrific assault on free society” but vowed to fight the removal notice.

“The Australian eSafety Commissioner ordered X to remove certain posts in Australia that publicly commented on the recent attack against a Christian Bishop,” X said.

“X believes that eSafety’s order was not within the scope of Australian law and we complied with the directive pending a legal challenge.

“X has now received a demand from the eSafety Commissioner that X globally withhold these posts or face a daily fine of $785,000.”

The company described the alleged stabbing of the Assyrian church leader as “a tragic event” and said it did “not allow people to praise it or call for further violence”.

“There is a public conversation happening about the event, on X and across Australia, as is often the case when events of major public concern occur,” X said.

“While X respects the right of a country to enforce its laws within its jurisdiction, the Commissioner does not have the authority to dictate what content users can see globally. “We will robustly challenge this unlawful and dangerous approach in court.

“Global take-down orders go against the very principles of a free and open internet and threaten free speech everywhere.”

https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/censorship-commissioner-musk-blasts-governments-sydney-church-stabbing-order/news-story/38793c584e8e50801959778cba2e3c13
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Re: One Man's Mission to X $44 billion Goodbye
« Reply #968 on: April 20, 2024, 03:56:07 pm »
They want the freedom to spread all the conspiracy & other evil shit that they like, all in the age where 1 tweet can wipe billions off of a companies worth or cause a mob to commit murder.


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Re: One Man's Mission to X $44 billion Goodbye
« Reply #969 on: April 21, 2024, 02:15:43 am »


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Re: One Man's Mission to X $44 billion Goodbye
« Reply #970 on: April 21, 2024, 03:07:32 pm »
Speaking of cybertrucks, they've had to recall all of them because the trim on the accelerator pedal can become unstuck and forces the accelerator to get wedged on full throttle.


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Re: One Man's Mission to X $44 billion Goodbye
« Reply #971 on: Yesterday at 07:38:05 am »
Speaking of cybertrucks, they've had to recall all of them because the trim on the accelerator pedal can become unstuck and forces the accelerator to get wedged on full throttle.

Imagine having 825hp underneath your pedal and having that happen to you.


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Re: One Man's Mission to X $44 billion Goodbye
« Reply #972 on: Yesterday at 10:06:52 am »
Speaking of cybertrucks, they've had to recall all of them because the trim on the accelerator pedal can become unstuck and forces the accelerator to get wedged on full throttle.

The build quality on all Tesla's is abysmal.

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Re: One Man's Mission to X $44 billion Goodbye
« Reply #973 on: Yesterday at 10:24:05 am »
It makes you worry for the rest of the car if they're not following the rule of designing out single points of catastrophic failure in a bit of footwell trim. Like the brown M&Ms trick, if the small stuff isn't taken care of then the big stuff is concerning.
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Re: One Man's Mission to X $44 billion Goodbye
« Reply #974 on: Yesterday at 11:32:32 am »
Imagine having 825hp underneath your pedal and having that happen to you.


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The whole thing looks like a prop from the original Star Trek series.  I think my kids would dismantle it from the inside out on one long journey.

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Re: One Man's Mission to X $44 billion Goodbye
« Reply #975 on: Yesterday at 12:36:58 pm »
I though some here would be interested the Thunderf00t Youtube channel. It is dedicated to busting bollocks tech. For readily understandable reasons, the channel has moved much of its attention - all diatribes - to Musk over the past year or two.

https://www.youtube.com/@Thunderf00t/videos
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Re: One Man's Mission to X $44 billion Goodbye
« Reply #976 on: Yesterday at 04:42:02 pm »
Imagine having 825hp underneath your pedal and having that happen to you.


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Re: One Man's Mission to X $44 billion Goodbye
« Reply #977 on: Yesterday at 05:40:26 pm »
Fake alloy pedals  ;D
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Re: One Man's Mission to X $44 billion Goodbye
« Reply #978 on: Yesterday at 10:24:29 pm »
Fake alloy pedals  ;D

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« Reply #979 on: Today at 08:42:51 am »
Latest figures shows that he’s put democrats off buying Teslas. They used to make up 40% of people who bought them. It’s now 15%. Part explains their big sales drop. Who’d have thought MAGA cap-wearing, anti-woke climate deniers weren’t the main EV buyers.

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« Reply #980 on: Today at 09:03:06 am »
Latest figures shows that he’s put democrats off buying Teslas. They used to make up 40% of people who bought them. It’s now 15%. Part explains their big sales drop. Who’d have thought MAGA cap-wearing, anti-woke climate deniers weren’t the main EV buyers.

"I bought this before I found out Musk was a dick" seems to be a popular bumper sticker amongst the existing owners.

It's funny, he seemed to be selling himself as the saviour of the left not that long ago, but he found that the left don't easily let scummy behaviour slide (to a fault at times) whereas the right can be quite easy to please. I doubt the owners of other car companies that sell EV's are any better, but the fact that they're not parading their awful personalities on twitter puts them at a big advantage.

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« Reply #981 on: Today at 09:30:41 am »
The winners in America have been the pesky foreigners, mainly Mercedes and Hyundai. It was always inevitable that Tesla would lose market share as other manufacturers caught up with their tech, but Musk has made things significantly worse. He’s confused customers and fanbois.

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Re: One Man's Mission to X $44 billion Goodbye
« Reply #982 on: Today at 09:45:12 am »
The winners in America have been the pesky foreigners, mainly Mercedes and Hyundai. It was always inevitable that Tesla would lose market share as other manufacturers caught up with their tech, but Musk has made things significantly worse. He’s confused customers and fanbois.

It's really odd that that haven't really evolved either though, other than a new bumper and some trim was it? The cars look sooooooooo dated now

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