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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1600 on: September 26, 2020, 01:11:51 pm »
The second goal was a result of them being pinned back after winning possession and shoving it back to Kepa who tried to play his way out, much like Pickers, with a similar outcome.


You notice as well that it was very much part of our plan, or at least something we are always aware of.  As soon as Mane loses the ball he's after that passing lane, which is obvious, but you also see Bobby pointing to where Kepa is going to pass. 
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1601 on: September 26, 2020, 01:13:13 pm »


Thing is, Pickford wouldn't get anywhere as much comment if he didn't act like a gargantuan bellend. His swaggering about and acting like an off-duty squaddie who stinks of Lynx does not help his cause.



There have been many accurate descriptions of Pickford on here, but I think this one nails it.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1602 on: September 26, 2020, 02:47:05 pm »
He’s been mostly fantastic, according to Leon Osman.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1603 on: September 26, 2020, 02:58:06 pm »
Come on Rob I’m trying to keep him in the side here, work with me 😉.
Seriously though, one of the problems goalkeepers in general  are facing, is the instructions from managers who want the ball played out from the back.
Obviously they will do drills on it in training but the problem comes when a keeper who isn’t comfortable with it at his feet feels he is going to get panned by the manager for hoofing it and so tries to play football and gets caught.
It also requires decent defenders who can play a high line allowing the keeper time as well as being comfortable passing and moving under pressure.
Kepa was undone last week because we pressed the defence back onto him several times, which causes doubts. They then tried a high line and Mané did them. The second goal was a result of them being pinned back after winning possession and shoving it back to Kepa who tried to play his way out, much like Pickers, with a similar outcome.


That would work with Ole, but sadly they've got Carlo and he actually knows how to manage  :(

Agree you need a keeper who is good with his feet these days, don't the pundits constantly tell us he has great distribution? I find it funny as because after Alisson conceded at Leicester, he gobbed off in the press about how he'd never make a mistake like that.

When you watch it, there was the option to just chip it towards the edge of the box, along the byeline and the LB could have got it, he chose to try and lash it instead.  https://twitter.com/andrew_heaton/status/1308858653915709445?s=21
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1604 on: September 26, 2020, 04:32:58 pm »
Even just jumping and making himself big, he looks so awkward.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1605 on: September 26, 2020, 04:42:42 pm »
Even just jumping and making himself big, he looks so awkward.
His little star jumps are hilarious. ;D
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1606 on: September 26, 2020, 05:31:42 pm »
I've said it before and I'll say it again; this lad has won the lottery. There are genuinely League 1 keepers better than him, I am sure of it. The current Sunderland team is his level. Everton need to get shot if they want to progress, so hopefully he stays!

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1607 on: October 3, 2020, 03:42:19 pm »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1608 on: October 3, 2020, 03:42:35 pm »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1609 on: October 3, 2020, 03:43:47 pm »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1610 on: October 3, 2020, 03:44:29 pm »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1611 on: October 3, 2020, 04:12:17 pm »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1612 on: October 3, 2020, 04:16:58 pm »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1613 on: October 3, 2020, 04:26:06 pm »
Weird guy. Plays like a kid goalie. He needs to dive around and get involved for no reason.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1614 on: October 3, 2020, 04:35:31 pm »
I know it’s easy to make fun of him, but in all seriousness people need to realise there’s potentially a serious problem brewing here. He might get dropped for the derby

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1615 on: October 3, 2020, 04:50:04 pm »
I know it’s easy to make fun of him, but in all seriousness people need to realise there’s potentially a serious problem brewing here. He might get dropped for the derby

To be honest Ancelotti wants sacking if he doesn't replace Pickford. Where that will leave Southgate mind you is anyone's guess.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1616 on: October 3, 2020, 04:51:55 pm »
I'm beginning to think he's involved in some illegal betting scam. There's no other rational explanation for what he did today. Other than he's rubbish.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1617 on: October 3, 2020, 05:35:56 pm »
Isn't there some sorta stat that when Jordan let's in one goal, he let's in another. In other words he let's in 2 or more when scored upon.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1618 on: October 3, 2020, 05:37:28 pm »
Isn't there some sorta stat that when Jordan let's in one goal, he let's in another. In other words he let's in 2 or more when scored upon.
Unless it’s a 96th minute winner :)
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1619 on: October 3, 2020, 06:05:56 pm »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1620 on: October 3, 2020, 06:07:02 pm »
Anyone got a gif of his latest howler yet?

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1621 on: October 3, 2020, 06:20:27 pm »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1622 on: October 3, 2020, 06:46:41 pm »
Clever disguise by Pickford, but that goalkeeping has given him away.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1623 on: October 3, 2020, 06:51:50 pm »
Clever disguise by Pickford, but that goalkeeping has given him away.
Put this in the wrong thread. I was talking about the City game

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1624 on: October 3, 2020, 11:31:41 pm »
Every week now from the jumped up little fraud.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1625 on: October 3, 2020, 11:41:50 pm »
Isn't there some sorta stat that when Jordan let's in one goal, he let's in another. In other words he let's in 2 or more when scored upon.

Basically since he turned pro if one goes in another is odds on to go in.

Anyone who's in to in-match betting knows this.  ;)

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1626 on: October 4, 2020, 01:26:16 am »
I'm beginning to think he's involved in some illegal betting scam. There's no other rational explanation for what he did today. Other than he's rubbish.

He can't be consistently this bad. 100% Hansie Cronjeing.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1627 on: October 4, 2020, 01:37:22 am »
Is this how Everton are paying for their rebuild? Pickford and Uncle fixing spot market betting?
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1628 on: October 4, 2020, 02:56:25 am »
Surprised they haven't looked at signing a keeper, as Ancelotti doesn't appear to be too happy with him (for obvious reasons)

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1629 on: October 4, 2020, 04:56:52 am »
Basically since he turned pro if one goes in another is odds on to go in.

Anyone who's in to in-match betting knows this.  ;)

Maybe that's why Origi wanted to pick up the ball and run back to the centre.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1630 on: October 4, 2020, 09:42:07 am »
Weird guy. Plays like a kid goalie. He needs to dive around and get involved for no reason.

And then bagsies the next peno, lad.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1631 on: October 4, 2020, 11:27:06 am »
Said it in the Everton thread but if we don't score against these in the derby again my head might fall off. No excuses not to score two+
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1632 on: October 4, 2020, 11:49:36 am »
Who is their reserve keeper and why can’t he get a look in?

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1633 on: October 15, 2020, 02:26:19 am »
Grossly out of position which caused the Danish pen tonight. It's his fault again.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1634 on: October 15, 2020, 03:36:37 am »
Grossly out of position which caused the Danish pen tonight. It's his fault again.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1635 on: October 15, 2020, 04:00:33 am »
We really should start the tradition of leaving a cardboard cut out of Origi in his driveway before derby's
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1636 on: October 15, 2020, 04:01:38 am »
Holy shit, he has a contract until 2024?
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1637 on: October 15, 2020, 04:08:54 am »
We really should start the tradition of leaving a cardboard cut out of Origi in his driveway before derby's

 ;D

I just don't understand how he can still be so arrogant after the form he's been in the last couple of years.  I reckon he genuinely thinks he's the best keeper in the world.  I wish i had just a bit of that self esteem. 

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1638 on: October 15, 2020, 07:06:12 am »
Grossly out of position which caused the Danish pen tonight. It's his fault again.

No, he honestly is the goalkeeper.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1639 on: October 15, 2020, 08:01:52 am »
If the "Peter Principle" is the concept of someone being promoted above their level of competence,... what would be the definition of the "Pickford Principle"!?
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