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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #160 on: June 15, 2022, 05:44:50 am »
Welcome Darwin!
If Ayre got £25m out of them he's willing to fuck all the female members of my family on Sunday's.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #161 on: June 15, 2022, 06:24:19 am »
Diaz, Núñez, Salah front three.   :rollseyes  They're going to have to put a new section up on pornhub. 



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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #162 on: June 15, 2022, 06:29:43 am »
It was already here



honestly, what is that? green tea? is there a special shop in Liverpool where you can buy those? Always seemed weird to me seeing the brazilians (especially alisson) with these drinks/cups in almost every photo

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #163 on: June 15, 2022, 06:36:12 am »
Absolutely made up.

Welcome to Liverpool Darwin!

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #164 on: June 15, 2022, 07:13:48 am »
honestly, what is that? green tea? is there a special shop in Liverpool where you can buy those? Always seemed weird to me seeing the brazilians (especially alisson) with these drinks/cups in almost every photo

Yerba mate


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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #165 on: June 15, 2022, 07:15:13 am »
Great news, didn’t see this one coming. Welcome to Liverpool (the best club in the world) Darwin!

He must be buzzing

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #166 on: June 15, 2022, 07:33:52 am »
I know comparisons will be made with torres and suarez, but the way he opens his body up when he finishes is seriously giving me thierry henry vibes. He doesnt glide like henry did but his finishing is similar to thierry’s. His running style however is very much torres

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #167 on: June 15, 2022, 08:00:19 am »
He will rip the league apart. Welcome lad! Out new No.2+7
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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #168 on: June 15, 2022, 09:03:48 am »
He looks a fucking specimen doesn't he?
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #169 on: June 15, 2022, 09:08:12 am »

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #170 on: June 15, 2022, 09:12:56 am »
honestly, what is that? green tea? is there a special shop in Liverpool where you can buy those? Always seemed weird to me seeing the brazilians (especially alisson) with these drinks/cups in almost every photo

Yerba mate - it's like tea. I don't think it's particularly hard to come by.

You pour hot water over the leaves in a gourd and drink through a metal straw. Really popular in Argentina, Uruguay and south Brazil. I think it's often shared around a room (though probably less in recent years!) You can keep pouring water over it, hence why they always have a flask of hot water with them too.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #171 on: June 15, 2022, 09:25:23 am »
He looks a fucking specimen doesn't he?

He does indeed.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #172 on: June 15, 2022, 09:45:13 am »
I believe he is going to perform a bit better than Andy Carroll.
It's there to remind our lads who they're playing for and to remind the opposition who they're playing against!

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #173 on: June 15, 2022, 09:54:58 am »
I believe he is going to perform a bit better than Andy Carroll.

If he can avoid falling off a chair in a casino and injuring himself for the next 2 months he’ll be over that high bar

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!
« Reply #174 on: June 15, 2022, 10:20:19 am »
Welcome to the club Darwin "Manchester United also showed an interest but the striker wanted Champions League football" Nunez.

Yes, also known as Darwin "Manchester United had a deal lined up with his club and thought they had bagged their priority transfer target until LFC entered the picture at which point Darwin told his agent not to talk to United anymore leaving their new bald coach fuming" Nunez.

Sigh. Don't you just love happy endings?  This one got me all warm and soft inside .    .     .

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #175 on: June 15, 2022, 10:28:50 am »
honestly, what is that? green tea? is there a special shop in Liverpool where you can buy those? Always seemed weird to me seeing the brazilians (especially alisson) with these drinks/cups in almost every photo

You can get a set on amazon that comes with the gourd and strawer and a bag of the stuff for about £15

It’s not bad, just need to get a flavoured one as the plain one is a little bitter.

Can add a little honey to it as well if need be.

Gives you a massive energy boost.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #176 on: June 15, 2022, 10:58:45 am »
Diaz, Núñez, Salah front three.   :rollseyes  They're going to have to put a new section up on pornhub. 



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I don’t get too excited by that front 3 because what we had already was world class. I think Darwin will be eased in and we’ll see more of Jota to begin with.

It’s a very exciting signing and I’m looking forward to seeing how we use him. Shame about his number though, should have just taken the 10.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #177 on: June 15, 2022, 10:59:36 am »
Welcome Darwin!  Another excellent signing.  Benfica weren't up to much when we played them but he bagged two and had about another five chalked off for narrow offsides.  He's also got a bag full of snide which would have ruined me if he turned out for Man U but will cheer me no end seeing him doing it for us  ;D

I reckon it also points to another evolution of our playing style under Klopp.  He's much more of an outright #9 than Firmino, Mane or even Jota are.  It will be interesting to see how he fits alongside Salah.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #178 on: June 15, 2022, 11:15:19 am »
I don’t get too excited by that front 3 because what we had already was world class. I think Darwin will be eased in and we’ll see more of Jota to begin with.

It’s a very exciting signing and I’m looking forward to seeing how we use him. Shame about his number though, should have just taken the 10.

That's a bit like saying "I won't get excited by Ana De Armas showing up at my house naked, because I shagged Mila Kunis last month".   Anyhow, back in 5 minutes.  Something I have to take care of.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #179 on: June 15, 2022, 11:16:23 am »
Welcome Darwin!  Another excellent signing.  Benfica weren't up to much when we played them but he bagged two and had about another five chalked off for narrow offsides.  He's also got a bag full of snide which would have ruined me if he turned out for Man U but will cheer me no end seeing him doing it for us  ;D

I reckon it also points to another evolution of our playing style under Klopp.  He's much more of an outright #9 than Firmino, Mane or even Jota are.  It will be interesting to see how he fits alongside Salah.

Yeah i definitely miss a bit of that snide in the squad to be honest. You just watch though the first time he goes down a bit easy under a challenge and the pundits label him as a diver even though Kane does it week in week out and nowt is said.
Soccer - let's face it, its not really about a game of ball anymore is it?

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #180 on: June 15, 2022, 11:26:22 am »
Darwin Nunez: Why Liverpool made Uruguay forward their potential record signing

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Compatriot Luis Suarez has been banging the drum for the youngster since he first joined Spanish second-tier side Almeria three years ago, but Barcelona's financial constraints meant they were unable to capitalise on the veteran striker's recommendation.

"I have 15 years of international experience, so I know a thing or two about forwards," recalled Suarez. "And I told them, 'pay attention to this one, he's very good, he has very interesting things'."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61742181
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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #181 on: June 15, 2022, 11:52:15 am »
One thing that is absolutely scary is the potential amount of havoc Diaz and Nunez can cause down the left hand side. I can see teams hoping and praying they get a bit of rest when they 'only' have to deal with Salah and Trent down the right.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #182 on: June 15, 2022, 12:19:51 pm »
That's a bit like saying "I won't get excited by Ana De Armas showing up at my house naked, because I shagged Mila Kunis last month".   Anyhow, back in 5 minutes.  Something I have to take care of.
This. I need 5 minutes too.
It's there to remind our lads who they're playing for and to remind the opposition who they're playing against!

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #183 on: June 15, 2022, 12:21:15 pm »
I believe he is going to perform a bit better than Andy Carroll.

Whoa, steady on there fellah.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #184 on: June 15, 2022, 12:27:26 pm »
Yerba mate
Not sure he is your mate. Bit presumptious.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #185 on: June 15, 2022, 12:30:33 pm »
excited!!  :wave

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #186 on: June 15, 2022, 01:11:32 pm »
How can you not be excited

Salah, Núñez, Díaz, Jota, Firmino, Elliot, Carvalho

Incredible mix of talent going into next season

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #187 on: June 15, 2022, 01:27:10 pm »
This is a hugely exciting signing for Liverpool. The fact that he wanted us and us only is big in itself. We are a colossus in world football, especially right now under Jurgen. But you can also see what he might bring to the team as a player. Defenders never enjoyed marking Mane even when he wasn't at his best. They'll enjoy it less against this fella. Constant movement, energy, trickery and physicality. That's never fun to defend against. Yes, a defence might double up on him, but then there's the small matter of Salah and Diaz, not to mention Bobby and Jota. Pace and power everywhere. Cool heads too.

And talking of heads it will be no bad thing for us to have an additional aerial threat. It's not like we're short of expert crossers of the ball.
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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #188 on: June 15, 2022, 01:27:52 pm »

That's a bit like saying "I won't get excited by Ana De Armas showing up at my house naked, because I shagged Mila Kunis last month".   Anyhow, back in 5 minutes.  Something I have to take care of.

This. I need 5 minutes too.

excited!!  :wave

Sign a new player and you all become sex maniacs!!
Be sure to get some yerba, you'll need it.  ::)



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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #189 on: June 15, 2022, 02:32:43 pm »
You can get a set on amazon that comes with the gourd and strawer and a bag of the stuff for about £15

It’s not bad, just need to get a flavoured one as the plain one is a little bitter.

Can add a little honey to it as well if need be.

Gives you a massive energy boost.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #190 on: June 15, 2022, 02:41:43 pm »
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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #193 on: June 15, 2022, 02:57:18 pm »
https://youtu.be/oRY0yWBX7A8

Rabona TV did a nice little piece on him, the presenter is a Benfica supporter so he's actually watched him play unlike most compilations around.
I’ve plenty links to the clubs playing and backroom staff as many on here know thank you very much. Fair enough, I admire your optimism. But you’re absolute ostriches if you think this squad, even with 2 or 3 new, “cut price” players with potential get us anywhere close

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #195 on: June 15, 2022, 03:01:56 pm »
His mother?

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #196 on: June 15, 2022, 03:28:17 pm »
Really excited by Nunez signing, not just because he obviously looks a good player but also to see which direction the shape of our attack/team is heading.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #197 on: June 15, 2022, 03:40:19 pm »
honestly, what is that? green tea? is there a special shop in Liverpool where you can buy those? Always seemed weird to me seeing the brazilians (especially alisson) with these drinks/cups in almost every photo

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #198 on: June 15, 2022, 03:48:19 pm »
apt that our forward evolution begins with darwin

welcome and hope to see uruguayan carroll according to man u fans after he rejected them start banging in a few.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #199 on: June 15, 2022, 03:57:17 pm »
Welcome! :scarf
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