Author Topic: Premier League Fixtures - 12th - 14th January (Read 76580 times)

CHOPPER · « **Reply #1600 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:26:13 pm »

Quote from: a treeless whopper on January 14, 2019, 08:43:57 pm

Our players are a lot more professional and single minded than us. Thats why they are pro footballers earning millions and we are a bunch of twats commenting on a website.

A bit strong that and very unfair. We're more of a gang, than a bunch.

LovelyCushionedHeader · « **Reply #1601 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:26:54 pm »

Quote from: Caligula? on January 14, 2019, 09:21:48 pm

Because they'd really be playing the same way if it was 11 v 11 and 0-0

Well they were playing the same way when it was 11 v 11 and 0-0.

You’re right though. Wolves would probably be 2 or 3 up.

Caligula? · « **Reply #1602 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:30:28 pm »

Quote from: LovelyCushionedHeader on January 14, 2019, 09:26:54 pm

Well they were playing the same way when it was 11 v 11 and 0-0.

You’re right though. Wolves would probably be 2 or 3 up.

Think City wouldn't have taken their foot off the gas if it was 11 v 11. Alternatively Wolves are decent going forward so they might have scored one or two. Right now it's just a training exercise and both sides are happy for it to end 2-0.

Dougle · « **Reply #1603 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:30:45 pm »

Cracking atmosphere there ..... hmmmm. Light blue mogadon ....

Gray Hamster · « **Reply #1604 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:33:02 pm »

Quote from: surfer. Fuck you generator. on January 14, 2019, 09:23:49 pm

It's a bit of escapism for us. The correct comparison is how professional and single minded pro ballers are when they're chilling on netflix or something.

Like all watering holes RAWK will have creatures great and small, bright and beautiful.

Not James Herriot's PR I swear.

Also, they have really hot WAGs to fill their time, we just have RAWK and some suggestive Avatars to get off on. Along with kicking the dog every time city score, not much more i can get my kicks out of.

andy07 · « **Reply #1605 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:37:24 pm »

Quote from: Dougle on January 14, 2019, 09:30:45 pm

Cracking atmosphere there ..... hmmmm. Light blue mogadon ....

Consider being a 10yr old who is taken to the lifeless, souless emptyhad by dad then one day the 10yr old is taken to Anfield by his mate. Just imagine the wide eyed stare and mouth open in astonishment.

cowtownred · « **Reply #1606 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:38:30 pm »

Quote from: Gray Hamster on January 14, 2019, 09:21:25 pm

nope, i just have confidence in my sterling voodoo doll

Wish you'd stab the little twat a good deal harder.

smicer07 · « **Reply #1607 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:40:55 pm »

Own goal, penalty and a red card. c*nts.

Nick110581 · « **Reply #1608 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:41:32 pm »

Quote from: smicer07 on January 14, 2019, 09:40:55 pm

Own goal, penalty and a red card. c*nts.

Let’s worry about ourselves.

andy07 · « **Reply #1609 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:41:54 pm »

Gents. This may well be a seriously missed opportunity to rack up the goal difference.

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #1610 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:45:34 pm »

Just when you thought a club couldn't be any more plastic than Chelsea.

What would it take for these arseholes to go to the game?

Gray Hamster · « **Reply #1611 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:45:41 pm »

Quote from: andy07 on January 14, 2019, 09:41:54 pm

Gents. This may well be a seriously missed opportunity to rack up the goal difference.

An interesting observation, if they would be able to catch up and level with us on points at the end of the season, which they won't.

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #1612 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:46:05 pm »

Considering they had some 20 goals over us not that long ago on GD, this is ok.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #1613 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:47:00 pm »

Quote from: Andy @ Allerton on January 14, 2019, 09:45:34 pm

Just when you thought a club couldn't be any more plastic than Chelsea.

What would it take for these arseholes to go to the game?

Liverpool Football Club

LovelyCushionedHeader · « **Reply #1614 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:51:16 pm »

There are literally 12 people left watching. Joke of a club.

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #1615 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:51:18 pm »

Quote from: Caligula? on January 14, 2019, 09:19:54 pm

You must be on your 10th glass if you think Huddersfield are getting something from City other than a 5 or 6-0 thrashing

As long as they kick lumps out of them like they did against us then I'll be happy

Ziltoid · « **Reply #1616 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:55:08 pm »

Quote from: CHOPPER on January 14, 2019, 09:26:13 pm

A bit strong that and very unfair. We're more of a gang, than a bunch.

Too right you twat, nailed.

Dench57 · « **Reply #1617 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:56:45 pm »

Not sure how we pick ourselves up from this

El Lobo · « **Reply #1618 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:58:43 pm »

Quote from: Dench57 on January 14, 2019, 09:56:45 pm

Not sure how we pick ourselves up from this

It’s alright for you to take the piss but it’s only a matter of time until they close the gap to four points again, probably as early as Sunday.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #1619 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:00:59 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on January 14, 2019, 09:55:08 pm

Too right you twat, nailed.

I'd never join a club that would have me as a member. Biff.

killer-heels · « **Reply #1620 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:02:00 pm »

Guardiola will be cranking up the mind games in his press conference.

He is not some nice guy or in anyway likable.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #1621 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:03:32 pm »

Quote from: a treeless whopper on January 14, 2019, 10:02:00 pm

Guardiola will be cranking up the mind games in his press conference.

He is not some nice guy or in anyway likable.

You've changed your tune. You used to fancy the arse off him.

killer-heels · « **Reply #1622 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:04:18 pm »

Quote from: CHOPPER on January 14, 2019, 10:03:32 pm

You've changed your tune. You used to fancy the arse off him.

Fancy him? No chance. He looks like an egg. A rotton one.

Gray Hamster · « **Reply #1623 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:04:52 pm »

Quote from: a treeless whopper on January 14, 2019, 10:02:00 pm

Guardiola will be cranking up the mind games in his press conference.

He is not some nice guy or in anyway likable.

I have noticed that you have a healthy dislike for Guardiola and his Cardigan's. If he didn't wear the Cardies would you still be as critical?

kavah · « **Reply #1624 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:05:04 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on January 14, 2019, 09:55:08 pm

Too right you twat, nailed.

Shower is the collective noun isn’t it? (When we lose anyway)

rawcusk8 · « **Reply #1625 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:05:34 pm »

Quote from: a treeless whopper on January 14, 2019, 10:02:00 pm

Guardiola will be cranking up the mind games in his press conference.

He is not some nice guy or in anyway likable.

He can shove his mind games up his arse. Let’s just keep doing our job and we’ll be fine. A home win was expected today, not like they’ve done anything extraordinary.

TepidT2O · « **Reply #1626 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:05:37 pm »

The fucking state of Rashfords nose

El Lobo · « **Reply #1627 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:06:22 pm »

He’s been trying to mind game for months

Water off a ducks bollocks

... · « **Reply #1628 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:06:26 pm »

Quote from: Tepid T₂O on January 14, 2019, 10:05:37 pm

The fucking state of Rashfords nose

Where

CHOPPER · « **Reply #1629 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:06:47 pm »

Quote from: a treeless whopper on January 14, 2019, 10:04:18 pm

Fancy him? No chance. He looks like an egg. A rotton one.

Yeeeah right, you well loved him badly.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #1630 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:07:11 pm »

Quote from: Tepid T₂O on January 14, 2019, 10:05:37 pm

The fucking state of Rashfords nose

Reported for racism

killer-heels · « **Reply #1631 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:08:02 pm »

Quote from: Tepid T₂O on January 14, 2019, 10:05:37 pm

The fucking state of Rashfords nose

Random thought?

TepidT2O · « **Reply #1632 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:09:41 pm »

Quote from: a treeless whopper on January 14, 2019, 10:08:02 pm

Random thought?

Rashfords nose can’t be random at that size

killer-heels · « **Reply #1633 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:12:35 pm »

Quote from: Tepid T₂O on January 14, 2019, 10:09:41 pm

Rashfords nose can’t be random at that size

Yeah but what made you think about Rashford?

Talking about noses, Chuka Umunna’s was weird. It had an inverted bump in it. Be good to rest a snooker cue on it though.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #1634 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:21:17 pm »

Quote from: ... on January 14, 2019, 10:06:26 pm

Where

On his face.

Keita Success · « **Reply #1635 on:** January 14, 2019, 11:39:02 pm »

Quote from: Gray Hamster on January 14, 2019, 10:11:55 pm

Well, this could go two ways depending on if he's jewish or not

Not being funny, mate, but fuck off.

Jambo Power · « **Reply #1636 on:** January 15, 2019, 12:38:09 am »

Quote from: Keita Success on January 14, 2019, 11:39:02 pm

Not being funny, mate, but fuck off.

Im going to take a wild guess at him taking the piss........If he's not, then I dont know where to go from that.

robgomm · « **Reply #1637 on:** January 15, 2019, 01:17:06 am »

Quote from: Gray Hamster on January 14, 2019, 10:11:55 pm

Well, this could go two ways depending on if he's jewish or not

Fuck is this

rob1966 · « **Reply #1638 on:** January 15, 2019, 09:23:19 am »

Did watch the game, but seen the sending off on Sky. These days that is a red, although I thought it was a fair tackle. Just brings up the question again of why didn't Kompany get a straight red too?

Andy82lfc · « **Reply #1639 on:** January 15, 2019, 09:27:20 am »

Quote from: Gray Hamster on Yesterday at 10:11:55 pm

Well that was a short lived account.