If he retires I'll eat my fucking cock.
Great anti climax for those expecting jizzihno....
if I came home to allison in bed with my wife I'd ask him to phone Virgil to see if he wanted to pop round too.
I'm telling you, Bowie died and it's all gone to fuck.
We've won 18 titles, 5 European Cups, 7 FA Cups, but today must be the greatest victory of all.