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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #80 on: April 16, 2021, 09:29:16 pm »
can’t blame ‘em at all.

The fault lies with the clubs for being daft enough to give them the deals.

Sort of shows how their ambitions are clouded by poor judgement - i.e. grabbing coaches who’ve won a lot cos they are desperate to win something - anything! But somehow not realising that neither coach has been actually keeping up with the ever changing world of football, or have any interest in doing so.

Definitely. It amazes me that these are businesses of hundreds of millions of pounds, yet they have people at the top and they make baffling decisions at the highest level.
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #81 on: April 16, 2021, 09:29:40 pm »
Ooops

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #82 on: April 16, 2021, 09:29:43 pm »
Hate Kane but he is fucking ruthless, just needs a sniff.

Or Michael Keane laying on the assists.
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #83 on: April 16, 2021, 09:29:44 pm »
Then again Everton are quite Everton
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #84 on: April 16, 2021, 09:30:18 pm »
 :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #85 on: April 16, 2021, 09:30:58 pm »
We would have skied that over the bar or someone would have made a diving block. Guaranteed.

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #86 on: April 16, 2021, 09:31:10 pm »
Hate Kane but he is fucking ruthless, just needs a sniff.
If I needed to pick a footballer to score a chance to save my life, he'd be right up there.  Absolutely lethal.
David Platt has a face like a Michael Myers mask being stretched over a dinosaur egg.
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #87 on: April 16, 2021, 09:31:44 pm »
Comedy Pickford dive time

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #88 on: April 16, 2021, 09:34:11 pm »
The numbers Kane and Son have produced with goals and assists is practically Sturridge/Suarez 13/14.

It shows how terrible the side is
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #89 on: April 16, 2021, 09:34:55 pm »
Close your eyes...buy Kane...win everything. But not you, Man City

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #90 on: April 16, 2021, 09:35:09 pm »
The idea of Kane leaving must terrify spurs.
I for one welcome our new insect overloads

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #91 on: April 16, 2021, 09:36:50 pm »
Carraghers wail of anguish at spurs equaliser

We are so horribly represented by pundits. Even souness has turned into a twat

They stopped getting John Barnes in a while back and sacked thommo. Two I can think of who really went to bat for us
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #92 on: April 16, 2021, 09:37:40 pm »
The idea of Kane leaving must terrify spurs.

But the people of Notre Dam are pretty happy
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #93 on: April 16, 2021, 09:39:01 pm »
Be interesting to see where he will end up , Fergie would have had him at utd long ago . The type of signing he used to always make . Wouldn’t mind seeing him here , might get a few penos and var going our way for a change. He is a dick head but a consistent scorer.

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #94 on: April 16, 2021, 09:40:39 pm »
Carraghers wail of anguish at spurs equaliser

We are so horribly represented by pundits. Even souness has turned into a twat

They stopped getting John Barnes in a while back and sacked thommo. Two I can think of who really went to bat for us
Thats the problem...nobody should be "represented".

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #95 on: April 16, 2021, 09:41:24 pm »
Not listening to the twat but is Carragher giving Richy and James the shit he gives Mo for diving?
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #96 on: April 16, 2021, 09:41:41 pm »
Digne always looks like he’s got a really bad cold
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #97 on: April 16, 2021, 09:43:02 pm »
Not listening to the twat but is Carragher giving Richy and James the shit he gives Mo for diving?
Of course he isn't.  Because he's a bad Bootle meff.
David Platt has a face like a Michael Myers mask being stretched over a dinosaur egg.
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #98 on: April 16, 2021, 09:43:55 pm »
Carragher just doesn't shut up. Less is more.

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #99 on: April 16, 2021, 09:44:14 pm »
City will buy one of Kane or Haaland, win everything and wonder why no one gives a fuck.

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #100 on: April 16, 2021, 09:44:19 pm »
Richarlison 😂

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #101 on: April 16, 2021, 09:44:28 pm »
The elephant seal misses
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #102 on: April 16, 2021, 09:44:35 pm »
Richarlison bad miss there, terrible technique

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #103 on: April 16, 2021, 09:48:08 pm »
I actually feel sorry for Kane at this point, carrying this shit side.

Less so when he rocks up in Manchester next season.
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #104 on: April 16, 2021, 09:51:39 pm »
Thats the problem...nobody should be "represented".

Yeah but that’s how sky ply their entire football trade

Everyones on there with their allegiances. Ours are so desperate to appear neutral they just slag us off
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #105 on: April 16, 2021, 09:52:00 pm »
Oh dear. Kane ankle...
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #106 on: April 16, 2021, 09:52:34 pm »
Kane's dodgy ankle again- didn't look too bad

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #107 on: April 16, 2021, 09:53:09 pm »
Achilles had his heel, Kane has his ankles.

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #108 on: April 16, 2021, 09:53:32 pm »
Harry Kane’s ankles, sponsored by McVities
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #109 on: April 16, 2021, 09:54:06 pm »
Beautiful result

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #110 on: April 16, 2021, 09:54:39 pm »
Full time 2-2, good result for us

Newcastle hopefully win tomorrow and we get a win on Monday now please

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #111 on: April 16, 2021, 09:55:06 pm »
Kane's ankles are made of the same stuff Naby Keita is made from

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #112 on: April 16, 2021, 09:55:38 pm »
That'll do us. Two poor sides we should be finishing above us.
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #113 on: April 16, 2021, 09:55:46 pm »
That‘ll do. Thank you.

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #114 on: April 16, 2021, 09:56:20 pm »

Newcastle hopefully win tomorrow

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Chances are similar
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #115 on: April 16, 2021, 09:57:01 pm »
Great result
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #116 on: April 16, 2021, 09:57:12 pm »
Kane got a bad injury ?
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #117 on: April 16, 2021, 09:57:28 pm »
Kane's ankles are made of the same stuff Naby Keita is made from

Would it be the ligaments in his ankles that are the problem?

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #118 on: April 16, 2021, 09:58:43 pm »
Would it be the ligaments in his ankles that are the problem?

The amount of injuries he's had to them I'd be surprised if there's any ligaments left

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 16th-19th April
« Reply #119 on: April 16, 2021, 09:58:43 pm »
I'd say that cements that it's 4 teams for 2 CL spots.