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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3520 on: December 21, 2019, 09:02:18 pm »
That Rafinha c*nt should have been decked in the first minute. Hate that Barca cheat...

You mean Bayern, right?

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3521 on: December 21, 2019, 09:04:53 pm »
You mean Bayern, right?
Did... It's the Warsteiner's fault, all 8 of them!
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3522 on: December 21, 2019, 09:06:13 pm »
Did... It's the Warsteiner's fault, all 8 of them!

More than one Rafinha, this c*nt played for Bayern ;D


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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3524 on: December 21, 2019, 09:17:31 pm »
Helmet-headed helmet.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3525 on: December 21, 2019, 09:19:37 pm »
Did... It's the Warsteiner's fault, all 8 of them!

Easy enough mistake to make  ;D made me double check this wasn't Thiago Alcantars brother Rafael Alcantara, from Barca..  :P

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3528 on: December 22, 2019, 07:15:41 am »
love it, I love Robbo told him what a diving shithouse he is - brilliant
And nice guy James Milner calms the shithouse down!
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3529 on: December 22, 2019, 08:13:22 am »
[img width=800 height=547]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EMVxf-sWoAAvtL3?format=jpg&name=4096x4096[img]

That's literally the first thing Trent did after receiving his medal. Went over to Robbo to check out his. ;D

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3530 on: December 22, 2019, 08:46:10 am »
Rick for the rikes, prick for the pricks

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3531 on: December 22, 2019, 09:27:26 am »
“Hey, Sadio. Let me get him”  he says, right in front of Rafinha.  ;D

https://twitter.com/paulgaffney/status/1208452023605178368?s=21

It must be great to have a player like him in your corner.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3532 on: December 22, 2019, 09:32:05 am »
Absolutely love him. My favourite player for so many reasons.

Become world champion.....and then seek a straightener with a twat
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3533 on: December 22, 2019, 09:32:30 am »
Went for him didn’t he?

Layed him out around the77min

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3534 on: December 22, 2019, 09:35:00 am »
I am a man of few words.....any questions?

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3535 on: December 22, 2019, 10:14:07 am »
Taxi for Rafinha
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3536 on: December 22, 2019, 10:47:24 am »
Embodies the don't take any shit attitude that's coarsing through the veins of this team now. Team of winners, and they all lead from the front. Brilliant to see.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3537 on: December 22, 2019, 11:20:13 am »
Future captain material

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3539 on: December 22, 2019, 11:27:29 am »
Love this man. Proper wind up. One of those players that opposition fans despise but you just adore.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3540 on: December 22, 2019, 12:08:36 pm »
Embodies the don't take any shit attitude that's coarsing through the veins of this team now. Team of winners, and they all lead from the front. Brilliant to see.
A painful but very valuable lesson learned in Kiev.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3541 on: December 22, 2019, 12:35:27 pm »
A painful but very valuable lesson learned in Kiev.

Dare I say Kiev was almost a blessing in disguise for this team? The final, the cynical injury of Salah by Ramos. This experience just seems to have completely changed our team. And it's triggered the best form in recent decades, and the trophies are starting to follow

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3542 on: December 22, 2019, 01:24:31 pm »
Good to see Begbie get up helmet head
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

Normally a player can look great on tubes, but one of the things that's encouraging for me is just the amount of youtube videos on him

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3543 on: December 23, 2019, 12:27:23 pm »
https://twitter.com/LivEchoLFC/status/1208480587973091329

Love that Hendo scream at the ref too

46 secs in :lmao

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3544 on: December 23, 2019, 10:07:43 pm »
Just watched the game again and Robbo is the Souness type c*** that you need in every successful side. He has the back of all his team mates, he is an intelligent Luca Brasi, a glorious mixture of finesse and thuggery.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3545 on: December 23, 2019, 10:24:02 pm »
Helmet-headed helmet.

Looked like one of the Armoured Bears in His Dark Materials.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3546 on: December 23, 2019, 10:45:27 pm »
If we play Real at some point, you just know he is going to nail Ramos
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3547 on: December 23, 2019, 11:40:51 pm »
If we play Real at some point, you just know he is going to nail Ramos

He'll have to get in line.  Reckon Henderson will want first dibs.  For that matter Fabinho will probably want a piece of the fucker too.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3548 on: December 23, 2019, 11:58:20 pm »
A painful but very valuable lesson learned in Kiev.

In a different way, Robertson was on the receiving end from Suarez at Anfield after the neck jarring Messi thing and the arguments at Camp Nou.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3549 on: December 24, 2019, 12:21:49 am »
A painful but very valuable lesson learned in Kiev.

Bang on. They’ve learned a lot from that experience. Robbo ruffling Messi’s hair while he sat on the floor was a moment where I realised they’d gone from naive to canny.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3550 on: December 24, 2019, 10:35:31 am »
Bang on. They’ve learned a lot from that experience. Robbo ruffling Messi’s hair while he sat on the floor was a moment where I realised they’d gone from naive to canny.

Haha! That really rattled Messi's cage! He's not used to anyone treating him like that! Was a joy to behold

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3551 on: December 25, 2019, 10:33:44 am »
If we play Real at some point, you just know he is going to nail Ramos

Looking forward to that where we could really show our dark side.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3552 on: December 25, 2019, 06:18:39 pm »
My nephew was great - Robertson is the reason that other teams fans ALL hate Liverpool.

Let me check - oh I see, you are a huge fan of Barcelona now? And when you when you younger a Man U fan? Checks out.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3553 on: December 25, 2019, 06:50:45 pm »
A painful but very valuable lesson learned in Kiev.

Dare I say Kiev was almost a blessing in disguise for this team? The final, the cynical injury of Salah by Ramos. This experience just seems to have completely changed our team. And it's triggered the best form in recent decades, and the trophies are starting to follow

I think this is the root of it. They saw first hand the difference between having what it takes to win and being every neutral's favourite also ran. And they embodied it... and then they got another hard lesson in the league last season of a different kind... and they embodied it... 
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3554 on: December 25, 2019, 09:09:32 pm »
I think this is the root of it. They saw first hand the difference between having what it takes to win and being every neutral's favourite also ran. And they embodied it... and then they got another hard lesson in the league last season of a different kind... and they embodied it... 

And Shankly reshaped Liverpool in the wake of European failures. Klopp has done a modern day Shankly, except where Shankly reshaped us technically, Klopp reshaped us mentally. Each significant step in Klopp's reign has been where we had fallen short, but we needed to go again, harder. Barring the first step that he cites as the most significant of all, the seminal draw against West Brom where he took the team to commune with the fans.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3555 on: December 25, 2019, 09:22:26 pm »
I think this is the root of it. They saw first hand the difference between having what it takes to win and being every neutral's favourite also ran. And they embodied it... and then they got another hard lesson in the league last season of a different kind... and they embodied it...

Yeah.  So many clubs treat Everton in a condescending manner because they see them as harmless.  In a similar way they smile at us - the somewhat achievers who are 30 years without a title.  Yet now we're getting close they flip out because they don't like their narrative spoiled.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3556 on: December 25, 2019, 09:25:32 pm »
And Shankly reshaped Liverpool in the wake of European failures. Klopp has done a modern day Shankly, except where Shankly reshaped us technically, Klopp reshaped us mentally. Each significant step in Klopp's reign has been where we had fallen short, but we needed to go again, harder. Barring the first step that he cites as the most significant of all, the seminal draw against West Brom where he took the team to commune with the fans.

I've described Klopp as a 21st Century Shankly, in that he made the people happy again.  But he actually embodies the best aspects of both Shanks and Paisley in my opinion.  He's built both the foundation AND the house.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3557 on: December 25, 2019, 10:53:50 pm »
It's great to have shitshouse players in the team, for years we have fallen to teams who use the dark arts but it's great to have players like Robbo and Fab who we know if the opposition start to use shitshouse tactics against us they will get them back.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #3558 on: December 26, 2019, 11:53:34 pm »
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
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